We Told You So (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2025 

(May 1, 2025) —“Blues Stay Away from Me” (2:16)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ are not gloaters. Our contributors don’t beat a dead horse, but in all human affairs there comes a time when enough is enough, that even we can’t take it anymore. How many 9-11’s will it take before the rest of us finally open our eyes and recognize that a Muslim, just for being a Muslim, is a die-hard terrorist? Oh, sure, maybe not wearing a suicide vest right at this moment, but just you wait and see. We here at ‘Pulse’ define ANY murder by a Muslim as a 9-11 moment, as defined as ‘dead-is-dead.’

“I shall now share with you some recent murders that will not make the Fake News because the Fake News does not report any news that exposes the truth. All the Fake News spews is what’s bad for America but is good for the likes of AOC and Omar, speaking of whom are two candidates for the ‘Stupidest American Award.’ Listed in no particular order is ‘Two Murdered in Los Angeles’ and ‘Jews Hunted in Brooklyn.’ That’s right, from coast to coast there’s antisemitism, the epitome of hate crimes. And from coast to coast, from universities across the United States, we see protesters supporting the so-called ‘Palestinians’ and ‘Oct. 7.’ It seems that not only are our prisons indoctrination centers of Islam, but our so-called ‘higher centers of learning’ are the indoctrination centers on how to dumb-down the kids to believe in Communism.

“The problem with the United States is that we allow the stupid people to run around loose and whenever they speak, they spew hatred, ridiculousness and outright lies that are taken as gospel by the ignorant and gullible among us. That’s right: those who watch ‘The View’ and voted for Kamala are a danger to themselves, no question about it. TDS, or ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ is a very real and forceful mental disease that needs to be taken very seriously.

“There is no ‘Constitutional Crisis,’ but there is a ‘Stupidity Crisis,’ reference Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, two other candidates for the ‘Stupidest American Award.’ With us tonight is the one person who can explain it to us, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“And thank you for inviting me. Trump will invoke ‘Habeas Corpus‘ on the illegals which will rile up the stupidest to no end.”

“Who are ‘the stupidest?’”

‘Dems; the Democrats are the stupidest. And while we’re deporting the unwanted, grab Omar and get rid of her once and for all. And add Chuck Schumer; who in the heck needs him anyway?”

“Anything to say of Trump’s first 100 days?”

“We should all thank the Good Lord we have Donald J. Trump; just think had Kamala won? Be no more country, just a lawless Third World cesspool.”

“I think you hit the nail on the head. I’m sorry, but we’ve run out of time.”

“I’m sorry, but I’d like to say one more thing, if I may. Thank you. All this deporting the illegal aliens, the gangbangers and such, now that’s a really good thing but, really, now, the elephant or camel in the room is the millions of Muslims who want to trash our Constitution. Now I’m not making this up. From Los Angeles to New York, we have an honest-to-goodness serious problem, for real. That’s all I wanted to say.”

“Okay, and thank you for saying that. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[No women on NAVY ships, too close like men in women’s locker rooms. But that’s not the point. The point is common sense. Ever been in a firefight? To a man, a woman is a distraction and there’s no place for a distraction when bullets are flying.]

“Lonesome Whistle Blues” (4:11)

Roving Reporter