by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Dec. 23, 2024) — “Those were the Days” (5:18)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I never imagined Jews and Christians being targeted in my own country. I always thought it was an insane act that one could find only in the history books of a time when stupid people ran things, when ignorance prevailed as ‘educated,’ and when the Fake News was just as biased as it is today. Wrong. And what a horrible way to wake up to learn that we’ve been transported back to a time of stupid people in charge, ignorance has been taught at Ivy league schools, and Fake News hasn’t changed one bit. Here to explain it all to us is ‘Turtle who sits on rock in moonlight.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. How should I address you?”
“Thank you for the invite, and you can call me ‘Mr. Turtle.’”
“Very well. You heard my opening, Mr. Turtle; what do you think?”
“I think that Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, is a Muslim who started the ‘Jew Bashing’ and the ‘Infidel Hate*’ in our country. He allowed the Department of State and the worthless Department of Homeland Security to look the other way while millions of Muslims were ushered in without regard to any allegiance to our Constitution. And while we’re on the subject, the ‘Patriot Act’ needs to be discarded as of now.”
“Yes, that’s right, isn’t it? These Muslims don’t have any regard for the Constitution. Heck, they still practice their heathen so-called ‘honor killings’ that are nothing more than premeditated murders. They won’t follow the Constitution because they don’t believe in ‘equal rights.’ Fact is, there shouldn’t be any Muslims in our country since they can’t be trusted to act like civilized people, never have and, sadly, never will be welcomed into the fold of humanity because all they do is kill. In short, Islam is nothing more than a murderous cult that is self-destructive. Meanwhile, that cult is destroying everything in its path.”
“That is so true.”
“Think about it: for the last 1,400 years Western civilization has done its best to accommodate Islam and we end up with October 7th. No, enough is enough. Either Islam stops this irrational behavior against anyone who doesn’t believe and live the way they do, or we fix the problem once and for all. It’s one thing to deport the Muslims from all the non-Muslim countries, but we’ll still be looking at October 7ths every day of the week until eternity.”
“That’ll never work.”
“You got it, so something must be done. We’ve tried reason, logic and common sense but to no avail. We’ve tried carrots and bribes, nothing. We’ve tried everything under the sun except what will sure to work. Simply put, if they’re so gung-ho on seeing paradise, well, we’ll be more than glad to send them on their way.”
“That’s a thought.”
“Seriously, when will it ever end? Face it: it won’t unless we put a stop to it once and for all. Just take away the ‘Kill the Jews and all the other nonbelievers whenever and wherever you see them’ from the Quran and you can keep the rest.”
“There wouldn’t be anything left.”
“That’s their problem, not ours.”
“Well, I guess you answered all our question. I think we let Benjamin Netanyahu lead the way, lead the way to make them rewrite their ‘Book of Hate.’ Give the Muslims one last chance for peace throughout the world. These senseless murders must stop and stop now. No more waving Hamas flags; no more ‘Palestine’ nonsense; no more chants of ‘No Jew between me and the sea.’ Those days are past and gone forever; isn’t that the truth, Bibi? This is you Roving Reporter, along with Mr. Turtle, wishing you a merry, merry, merry Christmas.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*‘Infidel Hate’: An ‘Infidel’ is a non-Muslim, an ‘unbeliever’ and therefore a legitimate target for death, according to the Quran.]
“O Holy Night” (2:12)
Roving Reporter