by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Sep. 5, 2024) — “Bring it Home to Me” (3:34)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘Pulse’ has been chosen for this exclusive interview with someone who may be the savior of Western Civilization, along with Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30] and all who support freedom over slavery. Did you know that ‘progressive’ means ‘Communism?’ And did you know that Kamala Hyena Harris supports Communism and plans to nullify the Constitution, starting with eliminating our freedom of speech and our right to bear arms? And once we are censored and helpless — well, I’m tired of beating a dead horse. Yes, you guessed it: Henry is our featured guest who has been in direct contact with the world’s leaders, so everyone is on the same page.
“They say that Trump didn’t start any new wars, and even though that may be true, the ongoing war that the whole world has been engaged in — has been fighting for the past 1,400 years — is for real, ongoing, and will lead to either Western Civilization surviving or erased from memory. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for the invite. And I feel doubly vindicated for choosing ‘Pulse’ to be the channel that carries this most important interview. I’d like to start off by saying that the European Union was designed to eliminate any hassle at the borders between countries, thereby opening the floodgates for the Muslim invasion. Same with our southern border. Unfortunately, the Deep State didn’t figure on close to a million Chinese Majors crossing over, but hey, there’s enough Muslims already, right?”
“Did you say ‘Majors?’”
“Yes, and each one bilingual and in the People’s Liberation Army. They are not here to assimilate the ‘American Dream’; rather, they are here to take out our power grid and, subsequently, roll tanks down Main Street. We have a weak military, and our civilian police never served a day in the armed forces. And if that weren’t bad enough, they all got ‘The Clot Shot’ – that would be the COVID-19 ‘vaccine’ – that shortens a person’s lifespan.”
“We understand that you’ve been in contact with many European leaders who want their countries made safe again, is that what you’re saying?”
“That’s right. Matter of fact, I just got off the phone with a contender for the president of Ireland and last night talked with people who live in Holland; day before, England and the day before that, Germany.”
“And what became of those talks?”
“The consensus was that we are going to deport the Muslims simultaneously is what we agreed upon, and not country-by-country that was first proposed by a United States presidential candidate back in 2012, actually in 2011.”
“And when do you expect that to happen?”
“I would like it to happen when Trump [“81 Million Votes, My A**” (3:13)] wins on Nov. 5, but realistically Jan. 20, 2025.”
“What then?”
“What then is we, that is, all the countries on board – that would be all of them – would make the announcement that the deportations would start immediately and none of this ‘citizen’ nonsense. And here’s the point: you can’t allow people who want to kill you live next door. That’s it. Also, anyone who has had an affiliation with Islam-Hamas must be deported along with the other unwanteds.”
“What about the blowback from immigration lawyers, perhaps even the Supreme Court?”
“National security takes front row. To put it another way, the safety of the citizens of our country is the No. 1 priority. It doesn’t do anyone much good being right if it leads to being dead, understand?”
“You’re including ‘anchor babies?’”
“Yes, of course we are. And relatives, friends, acquaintances. No exceptions. No loopholes to sneak through, or, perhaps more apropos, crawl through.”
“You’ve established a deadline?”
“Yep: Jan. 1, 2026. Any Muslim found within the borders of member countries will be imprisoned waiting final judgement and all wealth confiscated. If they leave before Jan. 1, 2025, they can take their wealth. They can leave the same way they came in. After that, they can’t take even one red cent.”
“Final judgement?”
“Think ‘gone’ and you’d be right.”
“And our time is up for this episode of ‘Pulse,’ a truly enlightened interview with, we hope, Trump’s czar to save Western Civilization from the hordes of Islam. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Henry, wishing each of you a blessed day and a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Madam Shylock sent over a ‘Grub Flounder*’ dish, Henry. I’ll grab a burger.”
[*Grub Flounder: Lay fresh grubs on a bed of spinach in a 10”x 10” baking dish, cover with cheese, bake @400o for 20 minutes or until golden brown. Serve with chilled lemon wedges.]
[Reminder to pray for the well-being of our innocent, illegally incarcerated Jan. Sixers {“Justice for All” (2:24)}.]
“Mama Said” (2:05)
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5 responses to “Henry Lays it All Out (RR)”
CORRECTION
NOT “Grub Flounder.”
It should have been “Grub Florentine.”
Named after “Flonder Florentine.”
Roving,
As usual, very appropriate song choices for their accompanying verbiage.
Here’s a little known classic for ya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFIYVDrFphg
So much emotion, makes one want to cry.
Thank you for sharing.
Good idea Roving and about the deadline, will Obama be included? If Obama stays I hope he stays until after Jan.1, 2026, because his wealth could pay off a chunk of the national debt. Also, Henry and I would both like to see this happen before we croak…………
Yes, Obama– “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? — is included.
Now, as far as croaking…
No CLOT SHOT for us. Did you know that they are advertising the COVID-19 ‘vaccine’ on TV? What’s wrong with them?
Henry extends a hearty thank you for your comment and for either watching the show live or reading the transcript, it’s all the same (except the songs are better than the commercials).
Take care, always be armed, and everybody vote for Trump.