by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(May 17, 2024) — “Crying in the Chapel” (2:23)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Evil is spreading its tentacles far and wide while the rest of humanity watches on the sidelines, mute spectators who have lost the ability to reason. Those of us who foresee the future are labeled as some kind of denier or possibly a conspirator. With us here to explain it all is ‘Turtle Who Sits on Rock in Moonlight.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for inviting me to be on your popular show. The whole world is crashing down upon our shoulders and Israel is acting as if they’re protecting the Muslims. I can understand Israel protecting the identities of their dead but, really, how about exposing the Muslims for what they truly are: murderers who have the mindset of insane children who get their kicks out of torturing any living creature unable to protect themselves, kind-of like using a magnifying glass to torture little defenseless insects after pulling off the wings.
“What do you recommend?”
“I recommend that Israel take the blinders off and show us how utterly removed the Muslims are from the rest of humanity, that’s what. Release every second of all the footage of what went down on October 7. Make it required viewing for every student in every country, so they are finally taught the truth of what Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib have been pushing down our throats.”
“Be about time.”
“And, furthermore, all schools should teach a course on the Holocaust and the Muslims‘ irrational hatred of Western Civilization. Matter of fact, why not have the same requirement for voters?”
“Oh, we agree, but I’m afraid there are just too many stupid people; I mean, has anyone ever seen a Dem with a lick of sense since the CIA murdered JFK?”
“No, not a one.”
“I rest my case.”
“That’s it? That’s all you’ve got to say?”
“What more do you want? I want the IDF to release the truth, of how Muslims behave, for real, and not just on Oct. 7 but for the past 1,400 years and for the next 1,400 years. Tell the truth of what they do.”
“But not all of them.”
“Like the man said, you’re throwing a birthday party, and you must invite ten Muslims and you tell people that you’re inviting ten Muslims. You want your friends to attend an event where packages from Muslims will be opened in the middle of a crowd of Christians and Jews. Good luck with that.”
“That’s pretty funny.”
‘Which goes to prove how ridiculous it is, the belief that Islam is a religion of peace.”
“It’s not?”
“It’s a death cult and that’s it, plus cruelty to animals and treat women like nothing other than slaves. Everyone knows the drill except our politicians.”
“Last thoughts?”
“Release the footage with no censoring, none whatsoever. Let the truth speak for itself.”
“And we couldn’t agree with you any more than we already do. Alright, thank you for your input. Something in the United States forbids any criticism of a religion, but a death cult is anything but. Now here’s a suggestion to the IDF: don’t stop in Rafah; get them all without pause; put an end to it now and forever. Amen [“Justice for All” (2:24)].”
“Amen. Goodnight.”
“Last thought: It’s not like we have a choice. We either deport the Muslims OR we just give up. There is no grey area, no thinking about it. Just do it.]