by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Jul. 31, 2024) — “Run Through the Jungle” (2:38)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The first question is who is the Deep State? Let’s start with the 51 signatories who left integrity at the door as their palms were greased. Let’s also mention that the MSM is covering up what for we all know to be true: The Deep State Wants to Kill Trump. The only reason Biden is not running for reelection is because Trump wasn’t killed. Had Trump’s head been blown to smithereens, Biden would’ve been the Dems’ most beloved poster child as one of our greatest presidents ever, and Kamala Harris would be cackling in our ears for the next four years. With us to put some of the chaos in perspective is our beloved fortune- teller, Madam Shylock [“Fortune Teller” (2:42)]. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for having me. Barry Soetoro’s (aka Obama) name may pop up, so let’s not anyone go crackers, ape, and bananas, okay?”
“Fine with us. It sure looks pretty bad for our government, doesn’t it?”
“Truth be told, it couldn’t possibly look any worse. Let’s start with the corrupt FBI and their history of working together with CNN going back to the pre-dawn raid on Roger Stone.”
“And frogmen. It’s a miracle that the FBI didn’t kill Roger Stone’s wife and dog, to tell the truth. Let’s pause for a short commercial break.”
“(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher” (3:13)
“You mentioned CNN.”
“I was going to add that they mysteriously appeared at the airport as LTC Terry Lakin was perp-walked to be flown to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary for asking to see Obama’s BIRTH CERTIFICATE. And they showed up when Trump was shot. I’d like to make a comment about who the stupidest woman in the United States is. I think it’s a tie, neck and neck, between VP Harris and Supreme Court Justice Jackson, two DEI hires. Harris is, well, we know who Harris is, while Jackson can’t tell us what a woman is. Hey, Jackson, women have ovaries; men don’t.”
“Well said. What do you think about these immigrants?”
“Tell it like it is, Roving. They’re not so-called ‘immigrants’; they’re invaders. They invade. They game the system for all the freebies; make no mistake about it. They will not assimilate, will never embrace the ‘American Dream.’ All their lives they were taught to hate Americans and now they’re here. In their so-called ‘religion,’ raping a non-Muslim woman is not only acceptable, but also their diehard duty. Even wonder why those ‘rape gangs’ in England walk, escape prosecution? It’s because that’s the way the cookie crumbles: if you invite them in, you must expect some abnormal behavior (to us) as completely normal behavior to them. The English have accommodated the Muslims; so, too, Sweden. And we’re next; just ask Obama.”
“Well said, Madam Shylock. Let’s pause for a short commercial break.”
“New Orleans Blues” (3:63)
“And we’re back with Madam Shylock who was explaining how inept and devilish our governments really are. So, you think Trump is a target, do you, now?”
“Most assuredly. His top gun, that would be Mike Davis, might go after Obama and expose the greatest fraud in United States history, that of installing an enemy as the president.”
“Do you think Trump would do that, sic Mike Davis after Obama and expose the fraud?”
“I sure as heck would; expose them all, the whole lot of them.”
“A lot of heads would roll, starting with Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., and go on down from there. Pelosi, Hillary and just about all in Congress. Joint Chiefs of Staff, DOJ, CIA, and our most corrupt FBI.”
“It’s quite amazing how often the FBI pops its head up again and again.”
“No coincidence there, unfortunately. As they say, power corrupts. Give an IRS agent a gun and you’re just asking for a lawsuit on violating someone’s 4th Amendment rights. But enough about that. Why Trump isn’t polling 100% is beyond my comprehension. Kamala Harris, the BORDER CZAR, is the most, well, let’s just say, ‘We ain’t seen nothing yet.’ You think the rapes and murders by the border invaders is bad, wait until school starts and the infectious diseases start to spread from the illegal kids to our kids and then all over. These invaders aren’t screened, and I’m not just talking about having a rap sheet and on the Terrorist Watch List; I’m talking about carriers of deadly infectious diseases, stuff that’ll kill us all; just wait and see.”
“That bad?”
“Worse, much worse. Our politicians are just as corrupt, morally and spiritually, as their cohorts in the United Kingdom are. Our State Department and Department of Homeland Security are populated by nothing but traitors to you and me, people who deserve to be locked up for good. They have done and continue to do more harm to our Republic than can be imagined; trust me. If they cared about the United States, there wouldn’t be one illegal immigrant or even one Muslim within our borders, and the fact that there’s millions of them here is all the proof any of us needs to convince even the dumbest of us that Kamala Harris hates the USA as any of our enemy anywhere. I’m sorry, but I can’t take it anymore and must go home and rest. My blood pressure is off the roof. Bye.”
“Sorry to see you go. What am I talking about? She’s gone, flew the coop. Lucky for us, Bishop Dunkin just happened to stop by to visit so maybe we’ll ask him to give us a short prayer.”
“My pleasure, Roving. Dear Lord, we beseech Thee in our hour of need. Some of us have lost our way and because some of us aren’t paying attention as they should be, they put the rest of us in danger. That’s right, Lord; I’m talking about the employees of our broken government who are working against our wishes to protect us. It seems, Lord, that they are doing everything possible to wreck our Republic. Why, just look at Joe Biden wanting to stack the Supreme Court with Communists. And we’ve flown in Muslims from the Middle East, if you don’t believe me. It’s true. We don’t want people who want to kill Jews and everyone else; that’s all there is to it. And, Lord, please send Kamala ‘Hyena’ Harris to, let’s say Gaza, or Iran, but get her away from us, please; could You help us out a little bit here, Lord? We ask this in our hour of need. Amen.”
“That was good, Bishop. Let’s wish our audience a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Too bad about Madam Shylock, getting all worked up like that. Hope she calms down. Maybe shooting a box of ammo at the range is what she needs. Burger time: my treat.”
[Harris will confiscate all guns, won’t she? She’ll bulldoze Arlington National Cemetery and put up cardboard shacks for the homeless.]
[Remember this: What occurs in other parts of the world will, some day, visit us. Knifings of little girls in England will happen here; rampages in Africa where Muslims storm a village and murder many will happen here. Open borders only emboldens the enemy and is of no benefit to us. It’s a war to the death; just ask Israel. Oct.7th was not just an anomaly, it’s the harbinger of what’s in store for all of us.]
“I Wanna Talk About Me” (3:03)
Roving Reporter
The U.S.A. has accommodated Muslims like no other country. America was given to the ineligible Barack Hussein Obama by his installation as America’s president and commander-in-chief of her military… Treason was committed by installers of Obama whose job is supposed to be to never let something like this happen. Suddenly, America’s military and her government where handed over to an enemy of America. Anyone who objected to that was treated with possible loss of their job, of being called racist and other names, and of being an enemy of democracy. America’s Republic was and is being destroyed from the inside with the people we elected to protect our nation from her enemies being complicit in treason for allowing this to happen, and now they are most concerned about protecting themselves. They, both parties, know they committed treason and they know what the penalty can be, which means anyone who is a threat to reveal and act on that treason must never hold a position which qualifies them to direct the prosecution of the many who are complicit in The Obama Fraud. That man is currently Donald J. Trump and that means Trump is in danger more than ever before as he campaigns to Make America Great Again, again……
Pray and vote for Trump 2024…