by Roving Reporter, ©2024
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(Feb. 4, 2024) — “Justice for All” (2:24)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have just received a communique about an historic debate between Ted Nugent and Joe Scarborough only if Henry will be the mediator. The Nugent camp has expressed great enthusiasm for Henry, but we have yet to hear a peep out of the Scarborough camp. ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, will broadcast the historic event live. As a backup mediator, Steve Gruber, will be asked to replace Henry for any unforeseeable reason.
“We understand that Mr. Nugent will meet Mika and Joe anywhere at any time in the State of Michigan provided that stringent safety precautions be taken to protect Mr. Nugent from any government employee who will willfully follow an illegal order. It has been suggested that the debate be held via teleprompter, although we prefer to have Mr. Nugent be able to look Joe Scarborough directly in his eye as he calls him a liar.
“It has also been suggested that the differences between the two be settled in a ‘Wild West Quick Draw Competition’ [“Big Iron” (3:57)], but don’t hold your breath.
“So that’s the breaking news that we thought you’d appreciate. Goodnight.”
“Trump Won” (3:30)
Comments
2 responses to “Henry will Mediate Ted Nugent vs. “Morning Joe” Debate (RR)”
I would thoroughly enjoy to watch this debate! Mr. Nugent exemplifies the average American’s passion for personal freedoms, and Mr. Scarborough is the perfect example of a media personality totally subjugated by Big Global Everything. Let the debate rock!
Dear James,
Thank you for your enthusiastic endorsement.
It has also been suggested that the wives have a debate, Shemane vs. Mica.
One would think that all the world can foresee a foregone conclusion, but it be fun watching just the same.
Stay tuned for future updates.
Henry