by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(May 1, 2023) — “Progress” (3:50)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is the premier candidate advisor from Paris, France. His track record is an even 100%, and this is after 40 years and numerous candidates. They say he has the ‘Midas Touch.’ Please welcome Henri De Mustard. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most- watched information show in its time slot. For some reason, you sure look familiar. Welcome aboard.”
“Thank you, Mister Roving. Glad to be interviewed by such a famous celebrity such as yourself.”
“You’re too kind, Mister De Mustard.”
“But please call me Henri and I’ll call you Mr. Roving. Will that be satisfactory? I hope so.”
“Then it shall be so.”
“Then I am so relieved and pleased, Mr. Roving. I came on your show to offer some advice to your voters, if that’ll be acceptable.”
“And what advice could that be, Henri? You know, I can’t get over how familiar you look.”
“Maybe because you haven’t seen many talking frogs. In France there are many talking frogs, here not so much.”
“We have one who lives in a pool in Florida.”
“Yes, I have heard about him. Quite a dashing figure, wouldn’t you say? But I must say, we French frogs are upset with you stealing our land, three Texases for $15 million that you called the ‘Louisiana Purchase.’ I’ll have you know, we require ‘reappreciations,’ like you want to give to the ‘gaming idiots’ in your country.”
“Okay, in that case we’ll give France back to the Germans; would you like that?”
“Let us forget I even said anything. There, all forgotten. I came here to say that your 2024 election is about Deep State ‘YES’ or Deep State ‘NO.’ Biden, DeSantis and everybody else are Deep State ‘YES’ while only Trump (3:30) is a Deep State ‘NO.’”
“That’s it?”
“Open borders, rape trees and human trafficking are Deep State. Higher taxes and inflation are Deep State. A weak and woke military is Deep State. The USA becoming a satellite of China is Deep State. The abolishing of the First Amendment is Deep State. The confiscation of guns is Deep State. The abolishing of religion is Deep State. The Jan.-Sixers (2:24) are the direct result of the Deep State circumventing the Constitution. The destruction of the USA is Deep State. So, it’s an easy choice for the voters: Biden is Deep State; Trump is no Deep State.”
“That’s very true. Would you mind removing your sunglasses? I mean, not to beat a dead horse, but you sure look like Henry, the talking frog. Here, let me take them off for you. Ha- ha! You are Henry; I should’ve known from the get-go. Why the disguise?”
“Why the disguise? So maybe people would start taking me seriously, that’s why. Anyway, it’s all about the Deep State; at least I got that in.”
“That you did, and we thank you for it, I’m sure.”
“Okay, my disguise is off, and I apologize for the deception, but, nevertheless, if you don’t act like you mean it, even if Trump gets in for the next four or eight years, you’ll still end up on the wrong end of the stick. You got people in your country who hate you and would like nothing better to do than to kill you. They say it on TV, and they say it written down, yet nobody seems to listen. Mark my words, by the time you ‘get it,’ it’ll be too late. Be like standing in line for the showers only to learn, after the doors are closed and hearing them locked, will you realize that Biden and the Deep State have been nothing but lies ever since Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, come on the scene. ‘Russian Collusion,’ anyone? Will ‘The View’ ever get on board with the truth or will they, day after day after day, bash Trump as the ‘Destroyer of Freedom’ when, in fact, it is they who are the mouthpieces of the Deep State, grinding away at the Constitution, day after everlasting day.”
“When will it ever end?”
“I’ll say this about that: when the Deep State has total control the first ones who’ll be rounded-up will be the very ones who supported the lie in the first place. They who championed the Deep State the loudest will be the first to be silenced, and good riddance to them all, I say.”
“And we agree.”
“And another thing: Trump does not need to mention all the others out there who don’t get it, from Michelle and Biden to DeSantis and Haley. There’s absolutely no need to go off on tangents that ARE NOT IMPORTANT. The only issue in the 2024 election is this: the Deep State’s survival. Will the Deep State prevail and destroy the USA, the family unit* and our military, or will the people elect Trump with the chance of saving their country? That is the question.”
“And we agree, and we also agree that our time has expired, so this is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Henry, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Disguised as a Frenchman. Burger and fly-time: my treat.”
[*Family unit: In the world of cows and monkeys, there are males and females. In the Democrat and Republican world there are fantasies that are backed by mentally- and integrity-challenged judges who, well, who are nuts themselves. The judges who think that the Jan.-Sixers are insurrectionists are among the group who need to be ‘put away in a home where they cannot do further damage’ to our way of life, starting with honest elections. I mean, you got to be certifiably out-to-lunch to even halfway believe that ‘Let’s go Brandon’ (aka Joe Biden) got anywhere close to 81 million votes and, consequently, won the 2020 election honestly.
This government wants to have a ‘Department of Education’ modeled after the educational system of Hitler’s NAZI Germany in the 1930’s: indoctrination centers so we end up with flaming Socialists who wouldn’t know what end of a cow to milk.
The ‘Teachers’ Union’ was formed to protect incompetent teachers, and I must say they’ve done a pretty darn good job of it: Johnny can’t read or write worth a hoot and, thanks to Affirmative Action, the standards of everything have gone down the tubes, from police and firefighters to airline pilots and controllers.
Our country is going downhill and there’s no one around to stop it other than you and me.]
“Vincent” (3:44)
Roving Reporter