by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Sep. 21, 2023) — “Girl Dancing to Start Me Up” (1:06)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Bishop Dunkin will be our featured guest, but before we get to him, our editor has been on my back to answer some of your questions that have accumulated over the past couple of months. Here goes:
Dear Roving: How many employees does ‘Pulse’ have?
Dear Mary: It varies, whether we’re on-the-road or not and the various security requirements, like if we’re within 100 miles of a “woke” city or in a “blue” state.
“Okay, enough of that. Welcome, Bishop Dunkin, to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you, Mr. Roving, for such an insightful and cordial introduction. I’d like to start off this interview with an invocation, if I may?”
“The floor is yours, Bishop.”
“Thank you. May we have my choir hustle in? Come on in, boys and girls, just don’t touch any of those knobs and dials, no tellin’ what might happen. Pardon me, Joey? Electrocution? Just keep your hands off stuff. Okay, get ready. One and a-two and a-three…”
“Oh Happy Day” (2:07)
“Thank you, one and all. Now to what I’ve come to say. During the drafting of the Constitution, one side wanted to make the private ownership of weapons the First Amendment while the other side wanted something different until someone suggested that all the amendments in the Bill of Rights were equal, none over the other. Of course, some say that without the Second you may not be able to have any of the others, but I think we can all agree that the elimination of any one of the amendments is the death of the Constitution.”
“I think we can all agree on that. Like the TSA at airports violating our Fourth Amendment, am I right? I’m right, aren’t I?”
“You are right. Continuing, governments tend to grow in power; it’s what they do. That’s why the ‘Patriot Act’ hasn’t been abolished, which it should’ve been by now. The Patriot Act has evolved as a legal document to attack US citizens. There’re three departments that need to go to the trash heap as of yesterday: the DHS, TSA, and the Department of Education.”
“Couldn’t agree more. Let’s pause for a short commercial break.”
“Soul and Mind” (2:19)
“You’re on.”
“Thank you. Let us pray. Lord, we are gathered to make clear that we understand that the government has been taken over by the bad guys, the Dems who think anybody who honors the Constitution is a ‘domestic terrorist,’ fair game for the unimaginative and one step below a brutal beast. Our Lord and Savior said that it is blessed to forgive but for the life of me I can’t bring it upon myself to forgive the unforgivable. So, what should we do? We must go after them with the same fervor that produced the lie that was the ‘insurrection’ of Jan. 6 is what we must do. We must treat them the same as they treat us.
“Now I understand the concept of turning the other cheek, but our enemy doesn’t agree with that philosophical idea at all; matter of fact, our enemy perpetuates the slogan ‘We Can Do Whatever We Want’ and throw innocent citizens in the Washington, DC, gulag without anything more than a corrupt judge’s order.
“Bottom line, Lord? Our Republic is crumbling before our eyes. Each illegal immigrant who arrives brings us one step closer to obliterating our way of life, a way that defeated Totalitarianism during World War II. We are on the verge of becoming what our forefathers fought and died to prevent a generation ago. We ask of Thee: did they die in vain? Are the Dems so hateful that they fail to recognize the harm they have caused, are causing, and will cause in the future unless they get an ounce of common sense? In the history of failed experiments, none is so pronounced as that of Socialism where the greedy lord it over the oppressed, a system of government designed to fail, where suffering is the norm, where the black market is a way of life, and where the belief that the arch arbitrator is that of government rather than God.
“Forgive us, Lord, of the sin of going through life with blinders on, for failing to see that our good intentions are perceived as being weak and therefore defensive rather than benevolent and accommodating. We understand that Jesus never instructed us to go through life stupid, so welcoming Muslims into our country doesn’t benefit us in the least, people that we know don’t follow the Golden Rule and ‘equal justice for all.'”
“And this we beg of you, genuflecting in Your honor, Lord, to give our elected representatives the wisdom to let us be armed to the teeth, not for the defense from lions and rhinoceros, but from Dems and RINOs. Our Second Amendment was not written to protect us from wildlife, but from an out-of-control government that wishes to discard the rule of law for a dictatorship that makes the power of the State absolute.
“We fervently pray that Donald J. Trump [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] lead us once again and repair the harm that Biden has caused. We understand that the deaths from Fentanyl, illegal immigrants and Muslims murdering us, and the pain that the ‘rape trees’ represent cannot be undone, but at least can be stopped instead of continuing under Democratic Socialist Party rule.
“We pray these things in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.”
“Amen. Thank you, Bishop Dunkin, for such a needed prayer at this time. So, you say to go after the bad guys; I love it. And that’ll do it for us; thanks for watching: Goodnight.
“Good show. Let’s throw those corrupt judges and guards into the gulag; that would be some real justice, wouldn’t it? And let’s start the process to deport the illegals, shall we? Burger time: my treat.”
“Rockin’ All Over the World” (3:29)
Reminder:
The Second Amendment does not grant authority to keep and bear arms; you were granted that authority by God when you were conceived. Instead, the Second Amendment is a commandment directed to all who would want to “infringe” (key word) on that God-given right to keep and bear any arms.
That may be a little hard for National Rifle Association members and Congress Critters to understand, including all those Executive Office presidents who have ever signed a ‘gun control’ or armament legislation into a law.
All arms laws are unConstitutional. The Second Amendment IS (hat tip to Bill Clinton) the binding legal authority to indict those who have INFRINGEd on the natural right to keep and bear arms.
Bottom line: All current US arms laws are null and void in the eyes of the Second Amendment (and mine) for all US citizens, except for those who are incarcerated or who are non-US citizens.
I want an F-16 aircraft.
The 2nd Amendment was a mere nod to the ONLY repeated Enumerated Right [4th behind Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness] to chuck one’s [“any”] government “whenever” one deems necessary. It is also the ONLY enumerated Right to bear an associated “duty” to exercise [no other such duty is imposed by any of our Founding documents]. This Right is found in Paragraph 2 of the Declaration of Independence. That same passage states that governments merely gain their authority from the consent of the governed, when consent is removed, it has shown by history (ESPECIALLY WELL RECORDED AMERICAN HISTORY) to require “Arms” (not just “guns”), and the populace to do the chucking.
When read in light of The Declaration, the 2nd Amendment essentially says “government has no say here”. Thus it cannot be said that our Founders wrote that, yet still intended for a bona fide U.S. Citizen to have to CONTEMPORANEOUSLY ASK, the government that the Citizen deemed needed replacing, for the means or the PERMISSION TO OBTAIN THE MEANS, to do so. No way. THEREFORE, the 2nd Amendment demands PARITY of Arms (not just ‘guns’) with our government, and it is not our fault what that parity might entail.
This Right is also GOD-given, and unalienable [f-all “positivists” who say otherwise, as to disparage this notion is a violation of the Establishment Clause, and the 9th Amendment to the Constitution, and neither our Legislature or our Judiciary, or our Executive Branch rates as a “Founding Father” so, if they want to try to bloodlessly re-write our Founding documents they can stuff it and, rather, start a Revolutionary War themselves and it’ll cost them their pelts, so help me GOD].