by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Aug. 28, 2023) — “Smoky Mountain Rain” (3:35)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The breaking news of the day is that of Eric Holder being displaced by someone who is even more evil, more stupid and corrupt than he is, and that is Georgia Judge Emily K. Richardson who saved 40 – go ahead, count ‘em — ‘Cream of Wheat’ box tops with a smatterin’ of ‘Pure Southern Grits’ box tops for a ‘send-away’ OFFICIAL KKK genuine certificate to practice law in the sovereign state of Georgia. With us to explain how the good people of Georgia ended up with such a judge who never had an ounce of respect for the Constitution, the Honorable Fred Mentz, retired, will explain it all to us. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for inviting me to be on your popular show. You know, Dems have been legislating from the courts for years what they couldn’t get in the legislature, and the latest ‘clown show’ from Fulton County, Georgia is no better example. We have a Supreme Court Justice who doesn’t know what a woman is, and the stupidity trickles down to the state level.
“In Judge Richardson’s office there are three plaques on the wall. One is a photo of the box tops she sent in for her law certificate, one is her KKK membership, and the third is her ‘Affirmative Action Certificate’ that proclaims an otherwise unqualified employee to become magically ‘qualified’ because she is something that a Supreme Court Judge cannot identify.”
“That is so true. Of all the defendants, only one was denied bail, that of a black man, as if he were the only one who would ‘run’ when, in reality, there’s not one adult in the whole country who doesn’t think the indictments from Georgia are nothing more than a cheap shot at another repeat of the 2020 election fraud.”
“The judge is a witch, a Communist who hates Trump [‘Trump Won‘ (3:30)], the Constitution and everything we hold dear, even to the point of outlawing the singing of ‘Silent Night’ (2:26) at the conclusion of USO concerts, just as they did in the 1960s.”
“That bad?”
“I’ve heard you mention more than once that the weak link in our Republic is the judges who have no business being judges. Do you remember that presidential candidate in 2012 who went from federal court to federal court suing to see Obama’s birth certificate? You do? Well, then, you remember in each case he lost because he had – and I quote – he had ‘no standing.’ A citizen born of American citizens who themselves were born in America, an Honorably Discharged Veteran who dotted all the ‘I’s’ and crossed all the ‘T’s’ to legally be a presidential candidate had ‘no standing’; give me a break.”
“Yes, I remember that. So, are there any judges in the United States worth a hoot?”
“All I can say is a weak ‘maybe,’ and if you think you found one, let me know, will you?”
“Will do. We’ll pause for a short commercial break.”
“Clarinet Solo” (1:00)
“And we’re back. The Dems, party of open borders, Jim Crow, KKK, drugs and Bidenomics, all bad, and to make matters even worse, corrupt unqualified judges, has made our lives miserable. We have the Department of Homeland Security which goes after ‘domestic terrorists’ while they overtly import the real kind – Muslims – from the ‘Land of the roadside bomb.’ My advice is to be armed. Okay, I’ll say it again: maybe 10% of government employees are honest and dedicated to the Constitution; all the rest are nothing more than GESTAPO goons, all the politicians, judges, Capitol Police, and the guards of the innocent Jan. 6 so-called insurrectionists, when the REAL insurrectionists, Pelosi and Mike Pence, enjoy the freedoms they deny those who speak the truth and exercised their constitutional right to peaceably protest. ANTIFA and BLM do not peacefully protest, by the way, in case you haven’t been paying attention. The George Floyd riots were nothing more than the opening act of a disinformation campaign by portraying a bully as a saint, which the ignorant believed. As a matter of fact, they believed it so much as to destroy their own nest and then complain when the nearest grocery store moved miles away.”
“That’s right, isn’t it? They steal from the businesses that benefit them for being there in the first place, and they’re the first to complain when the businesses flee the area after being stolen to death or torched to the ground.”
“Fake News, the government’s disinformation system, is alive and well; just ask any Dem this question: do you like higher prices at the gas pump, grocery store and on your electric bill? How utterly stupid can a person be, for cryin’ out loud?”
“That is disgusting. What about our schools? What’s the point — just dress them in ‘Brown Shirts’ and let them have their way; why not? Has any ‘Statue Toppler’ been arrested? Has any ANTIFA or BLM arsonist been arrested, convicted? How many have been arrested for starting wildfires? I say it’s about time the cops and judges get arrested for not doing their jobs in protecting the public, put them in the gulag, give them a taste of their own medicine.”
“It’ll never happen to those who believe they’re ‘above the law,’ as Judge Emily K. Richardson believes.”
“Well, as they say, ‘What goes around comes around.’”
“That’s right; our prisons are full of people who never got the message, aren’t they?”
“And many never figure it out, the ‘Golden Rule.’”
“And it all starts with free speech: ‘I may disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend with my life your right to say it.’”
“Right on, and with that we’ll be saying goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, but it’s depressing having judges who are beyond redemption; isn’t that so? Burger time: my treat.”
“Sweet City Woman” (3:18)
Roving Reporter