by Roving Reporter, ©2022
(Oct. 17, 2022) — “Offenbach – Barcarolle” (3:15)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is from a watchdog group…”
“Cat.”
“Pardon me?”
“Cat; you said ‘watchdog.’ We have several divisions named after different animals. We have the ‘Elephant Division’ as well as a ‘Howler Monkey Division’ and a ‘Walrus Division.’”
“But you’re a private company.”
“Not really since we survive through government contracts. I’ll break it down for you. Let’s say we make a proposal to a politician; say we approach Nancy Pelosi or Adam Schiff or any other ‘Swamp Rat’ who has absolutely no honor or integrity whatsoever. We state that if you vote to hire us, we’ll kickback 10%, or maybe more. Look, it doesn’t have to make sense; just give us a government contract, okay? Our first budget was set at $1 million, yet by the time it got through committee it grew to $100 million.”
“Because of the added kickbacks?”
“Yes, but nothing like military contracts. Get one of those and you got it made in the shade. They say General Dynamics, the company who build our submarines, has a license to print money, which is why Biden & Company are pushing for war: money; it’s all about money. You know, the ‘ole Military Industrial Complex taking control that President Eisenhower warned us about, and he should know; he was the General of the Army.”
“So, it’s all about money and the heck with the Constitution.”
“The Constitution stands in the way of the ‘New World Order’ which, first and foremost, wants our guns. For real. No joke. Buy more ammo. You can never have too much water or ammo; remember that.”
“We will.”
“Skirmishes have been lost due to the lack of water. Our ‘Weasel Division’ has been tasked with naming the ‘Biggest Joke’ in our government and, if you’ll indulge me, I’ll hand you the envelope for you to read on-air.”
“Well, thank you; what a nice surprise. I’ll be honored to expose our government’s biggest joke. Mind if I speculate?”
“Please do. Who do you think will win?”
“I’d say the FBI followed by the DOJ.”
“Let’s find out; go ahead and open the envelope.”
Sound of an envelope tearing.
“And the winner is: the DHS! The DHS — Paris or New York, what’s the difference? — wins: second place is the FBI followed by the DOJ. So much for bugging out of Kabul, Afghanistan and leaving our southern border wide-open. Let’s take a short break while we catch our breath.
“Tonight is so Right for Love” (2:13)
“And we’re back with Steve Napes, who has some observations to share about the midterm election. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for the invite. Now as to the election, besides the obvious about Constitution “for” or “against,” MAGA is “for” while the Dems are, well, the Dems are the new ‘Commucrat Party’ which is the marriage of the Communist Party and the Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) yesterday’s ‘This ain’t JFK’s Democratic Party no more.’ Commucrat: Com-mue-crat: today’s America’s Democratic Party that shares the same name as the political organization of JFK but no other resemblance whatsoever; JFK believed in the Constitution whereas the Commucrat Party wants to not only abolish the Second Amendment, but anything to do with equality and justice. In short, they want to abolish the Constitution. Any perceived activity against the STATE will land the culprit in a gulag, such as the make-believe Jan. 6 insurrectionists*, a sting orchestrated by various government agencies such as The Capitol Police; FBI; DOJ; NSA; CIA; DHS and a slew of the usual suspects such as Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, and others.”
“My, but that was a mouthful.”
“All true.”
“For sure. Anything else?”
“Money does not trump result.”
“Care to explain?”
“Throwing money after a bad idea isn’t the answer. Throwing money after a better education by keeping the same administrators and teachers is just wool over the eyes: take the wool away and what you see is the same bad players with the same bad ideas.”
“Every big city looks like a Third World country, and if the Deep State wins, if the Dems win, then the whole country will turn into a real Third World country; make no mistake abut it. For real and for good. After they disarm you, they’ll come for you and take you away. They’ll kill your dog in front of your eyes and won’t bat an eye. Don’t be asking, ‘Who’ because they’re already hired. That’s right: they didn’t hire ex-military, now, did they?”
“That’s right. Most who join the military do so not as a job or career, but to serve their country, to support and defend the Constitution, whereas an officer of the Court usually serves in a job with a pension, for example: county employee**. Anything to add?”
“Just an observation about really dumb people.”
“Like who, for instance?”
“Well, I can’t list them all, but the three that stand out are Lori Lightfoot, Stacey Abrams, and John Fetterman. My latest theory is that the electors want people dumber than themselves to blame their problems on, as stupid as that may seem, and is. The flip side is Trump: smart guy, no question about it. A real class act, no doubt about it.”
“I guess that makes you a MAGA person?”
“As we all should be. The Dems should not receive ONE vote come November; got it?”
“Got it, and on that positive note, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Steve, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
*Insurrectionists: The Jan. 6 Committee is an example of the government’s insurrection against the Constitution, supporting made-up charges against peaceful protesters of a fraud of an election.
**County employee: One who is employed for the pension and therefore will follow any hint, suggestion, or order without question. Pension rules all with no exceptions, for example: those who order and those who keep the ‘Jan. 6’ election deniers’ locked up in the Washington Gulag. If the DHS had an ounce of fidelity to the Oath they took to protect and defend the Constitution, Liz Cheney and the others on the ‘Jan. 6 Committee’ would be in the gulag along with Mike Pence and all the other Swamp Creatures who had a hand in the fraudulent election by certifying the fraudulent votes.
[Note: Fetterman, really? Bring back some sort of litmus test so that the candidates at least know the history of our country. Would that be asking too much?]
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