by Roving Reporter, ©2023
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(Apr. 4, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. One thing I didn’t do was take the Oath to defend our country from both foreign and domestic enemies to watch our country go down the tubes. The day Barry Soetoro’s (Obama) name was fraudulently put on the ballot for president in 2008, our country accelerated its slippery slope towards Totalitarianism. When President Trump walks into that courthouse in New York City today, our Republic will officially become a Third World country ruled by gangsters, and the only rule of law will be from the crooked judges who have desecrated every tombstone of every Veteran from the Revolutionary War to the present day. To bring some semblance of reason into this equation, we have invited Bishop Dunkin to say a few words. Take it away, Bishop.”
“Let us pray. O Lord, give us the strength to survive all the really stupid people of this earth. Amen.”
“That’s the best you got?”
“No, there’s more. God spoke to me the other day. He asked if I would take the cross and stand up for the Golden Rule and I answered, ‘Only if I get to smite.’”
“God said that wasn’t allowed, smiting. So, I said, ‘No way, thank you just the same.’ And that was that: He hung up on me.”
“You mean God talked to you and asked you to be, I don’t know, the Second Savior and you turned Him down?”
“Look, I feel bad enough as it is without your making such a big deal about it.”
“Big deal? What, are you nuts? Of all the billions of people on the planet, He choose you and you had to tell Him you’ll take the job only if you get to go around and smite; is that right?”
“What’s wrong with that? I was only telling the truth. And I would smite a who;e bunch of them, and real quick, too. No ‘stays of execution for me,’ no, siree.”
“Do you know how rare that is, to have a conversation with God? Moses had the burning bush; what did you have?”
“I had the TV set. He came to me while I was watching the Trump caravan on its way to the airport. Clear as day. I feel blessed, I really do, but I’m sorry; had I taken the offer I’d have to be good and, I’m sorry, I don’t feel like ‘sacrificing for the good of all,’ not while my country is going to the dogs; no way. Who knows: I may be called for some other purpose in the future that requires ‘not looking the other way.’ Get my drift?”
“Yes, I’m afraid I do. Well, now, we’ve just talked to Bishop Dunkin, who was asked by God to do good works in this time of need and Bishop Dunkin turned down the offer of a lifetime just so, what, what do you have in mind?’’
“You want the truth; I’ll tell you the truth. If I were Jesus back when they nailed Him to the cross I would’ve smited them all, that’s what I would’ve done, every last one of them, and smiled while I was doing it. I’d start with Pontius Pilate and then all the judges who put politics before right and wrong, which is what I feel like doing now, come to think of it. We have the greatest document ever written, the Constitution, and it’s being trashed right before our eyes. I can’t stand it.”
“All I can say is you ain’t no Jesus Christ, but I guess you know that. Okay, that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. And now we’ll say goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show; rather strange, but good. Burger time: my treat.”
Quote:
“The day Barry Soetoro’s (Obama) name was fraudulently put on the ballot for president in 2008; our country accelerated its slippery slope towards Totalitarianism.”
Exactly……the success of the Soros funded, Brennan and the CIA created Barack Hussein Obama has brought America to the brink of no return. Our Republic is being destroyed by enemies of America who not only weaponized the alphabet agencies; they weaponized America’s Congress because no one in Congress had the courage to demand a real investigation of Barack Hussein Obama. The fear of being called racist allowed Soros, etc…to destroy America from the inside by using a candidate who stopped opposition from Congress and most of the media. Once Obama was sworn-in Congress, both parties, had given America’s government and her military to her enemies via Barack Hussein Obama and his puppet masters. The enemies of America used Congress to cover their treason by getting Congress involved using a candidate they knew was a fraud, but was and still is protected by his race and once sworn-in by both his race and ineligibility. A so far impenetrable combination.
As the years passed from the time John Roberts swore-in the fraud Obama it became even more obvious that Obama is a Manchurian candidate chosen to destroy America from the inside. The 16 year plan of Obama followed by the promised in 2008 after Obama cover president Hillary Clinton was interrupted by Trump’s 2016 win over Hillary. The reaction of both parties to Trump’s victory IMO verifies what I said above. Especially the extremes which are being used to try to insure Obama’s nemesis, Donald Trump, is never president again……………
America’s last, last chance is near…………..
Today, the Obama’s just happen to be in…..Australia………
Mayor Adams of New York City needs to be added to your list, Bishop Dunkin.
I have just this minute nominated Mayor Adams’ name to be considered the dumbest person on the planet earth, ever, tied with Omar and AOC, Tlaib and McConnell, and quite a few others.
Good editorial, by the way. Thank you for writing it.
Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky