by Roving Reporter, ©2022
(Jun. 4, 2022) — “Swing that Music” (4:47)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our last broadcast sure as heck stirred up a hornet’s nest because our phone fell off the hook with people enthusiastically calling for a recount and a re-vote to put Trump back in the White House. And with us to sort it all out is Philip Morgan, one of the movers and shakers in the Electoral College. So, Mr. Morgan, what’s going on?”
“Let me put it in a nutshell: either the Constitution will survive intact, or it will be just another word with no meaning, backing and enforcement. Our Republic is at the precipice of its being, but don’t take my word for it; just go to any international airport and look who is arriving from the Middle East and, for that matter, everywhere else, not as tourists, but as invaders.”
“But that’s why we have custom agents.”
“How many custom agents do you see on our southern border? They find a truck with drugs while up the road ten times that sneaks through. Whether it’s done due to incompetence or by design, it bodes an ill wind that can have no positive outcome, come what may.”
“This ‘Electoral College’ job of yours, is it full-time or do you meet for a spell every four years? Please answer after this short commercial break.”
“It’s the Ring Your Mother Wore” (2:40)
“Okay, you can go ahead and answer now.”
“As an officer of the Electoral College, I do whatever I am told to do, bigwig or not, just as the RINOs and the Dems do. Oh, and I ‘work’ from home just a few hours every four years, but after learning how corrupt the State of Georgia is, and right now, even today, and seeing ‘2000 Mules,’ I had to get on the horn and call the other members of the college.”
“And? What did you say to them?”
“I told them flat-out to get their heads out of the sand and watch the movie. I also told them, in order to read the Constitution, contemplate your conscience while visiting a National Cemetery and then call another member and talk it over. I also suggested that they come to the same conclusion that I did: do an about-face of voting for Biden and not follow the ‘JUDAS OF OUR TIME’: former VP Mike Pence and his accepting fraudulent vote tallies on face value*.”
“That’s rather impressive. Any comment on the judges of our country who ‘looked the other way’?”
“Are you kidding? Judges and attorneys general and every election official and civilian, IN WHATEVER CAPACITY, should be charged with treason; I kid you not. Put the crooked bums in jail, and I’m talking DAs and judges specifically; get my drift?”
“Sure do, and I agree. I think Shakespeare said it best: ‘First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.’ I’ve always liked that quote.”
‘I think most of us do. Shouldn’t each illegal immigrant be deported? Of course they should, but our corrupt politicians and judges, either morally or taking bribes — what’s the difference? — are to blame, and it just so happens that many of the politicians in Washington are lawyers.”
“What a coincidence. Okay, the Electoral College meets in an official capacity every four years; so, what’s your real job?”
“My real job is hiring actors to do commercials. I used to put ads in papers, but lately, my biggest success in providing the industry with people is from laundromat bulletin boards on 3×5 index cards: ‘WANTED: Have nothing better to do? Act in commercials. 8 Sat morning. Meet behind gas station on Lomax and 7th. Cash money: person in background: $20; Speaking part $50. No agents or cameras allowed; leave your cell phone in car. Ask for Philip.’ “Then let me ask you this: what’s with the 13% of the population in 90% of the commercials?”
“This administration, Biden and the Dems, Pelosi and the Deep State, have made a deal with the Devil so we give USD to Muslim countries who want to take us over, to make America an Islamic Caliphate; simple as that. We buy oil from our enemies and they, in turn, buy weapons from us.”
“And we’re letting it happen.”
“We’re facilitating our own demise. As long as we have our guns, as long as we can keep the Second Amendment intact, we have a chance to right all the wrongs. Without our guns, without the means to defend ourselves from this tyrannical government, freedom will forever be a word in the past tense.”
“Any advice?”
“Those who follow illegal orders are the enemy, also those who issue those orders. Be armed. The other day I read where the husband of one of the teachers who was killed at that school shooting in Texas died of a heart attack. Too bad, but if he really cared about his wife how come he let her go out of the house without a gun in her purse? And don’t say the school was a ‘GUN-FREE’ zone. Fact is, she’s dead, and she didn’t even have a chance to defend herself.”
“Good point and with that, on behalf of Philip, this is your Roving Reporter wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I really liked the part about reconvening the Electoral College for a re-vote and this time counting only the legal ballots. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Face value: Code phrase for lying.]
“Galveston” (2:36)
Please give me an where I can reach Mr. Morgan to help support the effort to reconvene the 2020 Electors.
The column is a satirical editorial, and “Mr. Morgan” is fictitious!
Does Mr. Morgan have a formal process in place for reconvening the Electors? Is there someone we can contact to support this effort?