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by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Apr. 29, 2022) — “Just A Closer Walk With Thee” (2:52)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back at the little church down on Hawthorn Street on an invite from Rook Dunkin and, as usual, we’re set up in the balcony. And, just on cue, the Rook himself is approaching the pulpit.”

“Welcome, one and all, to our humble house of worship. As most of you noticed, ‘Pulse’ is back up in the balcony, so what do you say we show all those who couldn’t make it just what they’re missing by singing the first hymn with gusto? I’m sure you’ll do us all proud.”

Oh Happy Day” (2:00)

“Thank you. Please be seated. Today’s sermon is called, ‘Is it a done deal?’ The year that the defacto president Soetoro (aka Obama) became president, a policeman philosopher commented that, ‘This ain’t America no more.’ Was he right? Let’s find out.

“After 9-11 we learned that we were at war with the Muslim world, or at least they were at war with us. Had we acknowledged we were at war with them, perhaps we wouldn’t have welcomed any of the enemy into our country, which automatically places our Constitution* in jeopardy, more so now than any time in its history.

“Even though we proclaim to be a Judeo-Christian country, we seem to have turned a blind eye to a man having multiple wives with multiple children, thereby receiving Welfare checks of over $10,000 a month. And if that weren’t bad enough, we have allowed our avowed enemy to be in Congress representing thousands of like-minded invaders who hate our guts and our aforementioned Constitution.

“And to grease the way for the destruction of our way of life, the Fake News fails to report the crimes that touch us daily: BLM-inspired ‘knockout games,’ child molestation, rapes, murders and, the biggest percentage jump: home invasions. We have allowed over 15 million illegals to reside in our country for the last decade yet are just now freaking out about our ‘open Southern border.’

“We have allowed for sanctuary cities and elected mayors who have no compunction in making America weaker and more dangerous by the day; just ask any Angel Mom.’ Bottom line? We sure as heck can talk the talk but we don’t walk the walk. We have allowed the freaks to invade us, and we look around and can’t understand why our Republic is going down in flames, as we ran out of Afghanistan with our tail between our legs just as we did from Vietnam.

“Which brings us to the subject of our military**, an organization that is as anti-American as John Brennan and Nancy Pelosi. And if any of you ever thought that Mike Pence cared about his oath to the Constitution, please leave our congregation, never to return. The military could have and should have stepped in on Jan. 20 and arrested Biden and sent him to GITMO, if you want the truth.

“I’m sorry; I’m getting ahead myself so let’s have another sing-along.”

I’m All Right” (3:47)

“Isn’t it great, free speech? Look, I don’t want to hear any more whining about illegals since we didn’t do so well on that subject for the last 30 years. And I don’t want to hear about Biden getting more votes than Trump. If Trump got 71 million votes that only leaves 59 million votes left for Biden among the registered voters in the USA. Do the math and if you can’t see that 71 is larger than 59, please leave or stop watching or stop reading. If you still believe that the election was honest, please leave because we just don’t have the time nor the desire to beat a dead horse.

Gen. Mark Milley is chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

“And this is what I want to say: our country cannot survive under Biden-Harris; the Joint Chiefs of Staff under General Milley; and our Congress under Pocahontas and Pelosi. These people must go, and my first choice would be GITMO for the life of crimes they have committed, are committing and will commit.

“We’ll do one more song and call it a day. I want to thank you all for being such an attentive audience and I want to thank ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, for allowing us to share our good tidings among the other civilized peoples of the world. Please enjoy the last hymn as we usher out the front door. Burgers and dogs out back and you’re all invited. Bottled water and soft drinks are also available. Please join in.”

The Lord’s Prayer” (2:55)

“And that’ll do it for us. Thanks for watching: Goodnight.”

[*Constitution: The law of our land treats women as equal as men, which is abhorrent to Islam.]

[**our military: The purpose of having our military ‘vaccinated’ is to introduce spike proteins in the hearts of our troops so they die.]

[Last thought: I was cheated by the government serving in Vietnam. We were never there to win, only to make money for the military industrial complex, just as in Afghanistan. In Vietnam they perfected the M-16 and helicopter tactics and did immense biological damage with their Agent Orange concoctions. The Pentagon never had a plan to win, only to milk it as long as they could. And the Biden regime is doing the same all over again, and I, for one, won’t have it. Arm yourself and your family because it’s better to have a gun and not need it than to wish you had one.]

I’ve Been Loving You Too Long” (2:56)

Roving Reporter

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