by Roving Reporter, ©2021 

(Dec. 28, 2021) — “Jasirah” (5:34)


“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re in Daytona Beach, FL, standing on the boardwalk about to bother some people. Excuse me.”

“No, no, no. We live here so we’re not interested in a time-share.”

“No, I’m Roving, you know, for ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. I’m not trying to sell you any condos.”

“We’re not into information.”

“What about the price of gas?”

“Now that we are interested in.”

“Do you know that gas is a dollar more than it was just a year ago?”

“We know that.”

“And do you know that all Biden had to do was leave everything alone; not touch a thing; ‘don’t move that dial’ and everything would be copacetic?”

’Cope’ what did you say?”

“The train was on the track, that is, until Biden-Harris derailed it, and now look at the sorry state our country is in. We’re in trouble and make no mistake about that. Did you two get ’The Jab’ yet?”

“Get ‘The Jab’? No way, man. Look, I know we’re brain-dead millennials but we’re not stupid; I mean, anyone can see that little twerp Fauci has some sort of ‘Napoleon Complex’ and not to trust him. I mean, I think he’s off his rocker, don’t you?”

“Oh, for sure. So, what would you do if they came to your house with the needle to do ‘The Jab’ on you? What then?”

“Shoot them, for real. If they try and kill me, I guarantee you I will do whatever it will take to protect my family and myself. Heck, we’re already home-schooling and we just don’t go anywhere where people have masks.”

“What about bars and restaurants?”

“Seldom, if ever, especially since we quit drinking. We used to go dancing but, heck, the last time was when Trump was president.”

“If you had a chance to say something to Biden, what would it be?”

“Tell him to act like a man for once in your life and turn the reins of the country back over to Trump, the rightful winner of the election, and by a landslide at that.”

“Well-said, and thanks for talking with us. Be right back after this commercial break; don’t go anywhere.”

When I Grow up to be a Man” (2:03)

“And we’re back with John from Ormond Beach. Tell us, John, what you do for a living?”

“You mean what I did for a living. I used to work for the government, in public relations. If any department had some sort of image problem, my department would come to the rescue. We called ourselves the ‘Repo Team’ because we restored public confidence.”

“That sounds rather challenging. Give us an example of your work; could you do that?”

“No problem. We had a PR problem with building large aircraft carriers.”

“What was the problem?”

“Well, the argument was that it was better to have ten small carriers – in WW II they called them jeep carriers – than one humongous one. Less of a target type of thing.”

“Actually, that makes sense, doesn’t it?”

“Of course it does, but common sense doesn’t fly in the government. We pushed the ‘Better to have one parking spot than 10’ idea, but what worked was the uniform argument.”

“I don’t follow.”

“We showed that it was cheaper to sew the name of one ship on 10,000 uniforms than to sew ten names on 10,000 uniforms.”

“Why, that’s nuts.”

“Yes, it is nuts, but how many in Congress have a lick of sense? A handful, maybe 10%, while all the others have their greedy little hands out for kickbacks.  You know, they say that a government contract is just another way to print money. Well, it’s true, leaving Afghanistan would have cost an arm and a leg for the weapon manufacturers unless we gave away billions of dollars’-worth of weapons that had to be replaced, and it worked.”

“Okay, besides the large targets the Navy wants, anything else?”

The late Amb. to Libya J. Christopher Stevens

“There was the media blackout about Libya when Hillary was the Secretary of State, of course, and then letting our Ambassador – Christopher Stevens – get murdered. I’m telling you, they were all challenging but I’m glad I got out of the rat race when I did. I mean, these needless lockdowns and mandates are just too tough to hide, to sweep under the rug.”

“Why is that?”

“I mean, you just got to be too ignorant not to know that the so-called ‘vaccine’ is anything but. Besides, kids don’t get COVID in the first place so why do they need a vaccine that isn’t a vaccine? Think reproductive damage but that would be a tough nut to spin, I’m telling you.”

“So the government lies to us?”

“Just figure that whenever Hillary opens her mouth she’s lying and then you’ll be right 100% of the time.”

“So what’s your overall take on the status of the world today?”

“The overall status of the world today is that they’re pushing fear. Ever see a person driving a car, alone, with a mask on? I rest my case; we live in a world full of ignoramuses. Unfortunately for us reasonable ones, we seem to be in the minority these days.”

“So what about Australia and the other places where they have one serious problem with human rights, I mean, violating their own laws?”

“Today they call them ‘Health Camps’; Get-Well Centers’; but with just a stroke of a pen the names can be changed to Reeducation Camps that can easily morph into concentration camps.’ Make no mistake about it; we’re on the road to destruction, and once you’re on it, it’s hell to get off but get off of it we must if Western Civilization is to survive, mark my words.”

“Well, thank you for sharing some really good information. Maybe we’ll change a mind or two along the way. Okay, now is the time that I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. I think we ought to give Rook Dunkin a visit. Burger time: my treat.”

[Little People report: I’ve been hearing rumors, so I’ll just say that anyone who has anything to do with the word ‘insurrection’ should seriously consider ‘Community Service.’ That’s your last hint.]

Pride and the Badge” (5:54)

Roving Reporter

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