by Roving Reporter, ©2021
(Nov. 25, 2021) — “Wonderland by Night” (3:16)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Of all the countries in the world, the Deep State chose gun-free Australia as the guinea pig to perfect takeover tactics. As a public service, our guest today is Pedro Smith, an international arms dealer. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for inviting me and for disguising my voice.”
“Hate to break it to you, but we’re a television station. Sure, we disguised your voice, but you could’ve worn a Halloween mask, maybe a ‘Let’s go Brandon’ one.”
“You mean that people can see me?”
“But with a disguised voice, which must count for something.”
“If you say so.”
“So, you’re a gunrunner.”
“South Side Chicago.”
“Wow, I guess one doesn’t need any more credentials than that. Obviously you’re very successful at your job, considering all of the shootings. Just curious, what kind of weapons would you recommend for the Australians?”
“What I call the ‘The Big Three‘: shotgun, rifle with scope and a revolver or pistol. I like revolvers, like a lightweight .357 Magnum; pump shotgun of the 12-gauge variety and a .30-06 lever action rifle, which nowadays goes by .308. If every man and woman in Australia had the big three, I guarantee you that Australia wouldn’t be the Totalitarian State that it is today.”
“Isn’t it amazing how many corrupt cops there are?”
“Not if you consider the low education standards of our times.”
“We have FBI agents raiding school board protesters, mothers who won’t buy into the Critical Race Theory.”
“And election fraud.”
“That’s it, isn’t it? I mean, doesn’t everyone know that frauds don’t count? ‘Let’s go Brandon’ is a worldwide joke, except the joke isn’t funny. I think American judges hate Democracy just as much as Australian judges do.”
“Someone is telling us to break for a commercial, which is a clue for our secret guest to leave.”
“A Thousand Stars” (3:14)
“And we’re back. You know, we lost our country because too many of us have allowed stupid people to run our lives. You know that movie, ‘Idiocracy?’ Guess what? If it were about education or politics, it would be a current event movie. Think about it: Biden as president and Harris as the VP. You just can’t make this stuff up. Do you think that the Australians figured out that COVID is a flu strain and nothing to freak out about that doesn’t require any ‘social distancing,’ or, for that matter, masks?”
“Oh, for sure they figured it out. On the other hand, the politicians saw an opening to introduce draconian restrictions, especially since they seem to have an endless supply of complete idiots who will follow illegal orders to lock up their fellow citizens for walking their dog without a mask.”
“It seems to me that an honest government would welcome an armed population, don’t you?”
“You bet. It would make everyone’s life a lot easier, but we have virtually millions in our country, right now, who would like nothing better than to run us over with an SUV.”
“No kidding?”
“And I’ll tell you something else: I don’t, truthfully, think Trump has what it takes. Will he deport those who will never assimilate? Will he execute or lock up forever, for real, rapists and child molesters? Will he execute terrorists or let them go free to kill even more Americans? Will he continue to allow sanctuary cities? I don’t know, but this is what I do know: Muslims are pouring into our country, ever since 9-11, and it hasn’t slowed one bit. Now, don’t get me wrong. I think Trump was the best president we ever had, but we still have the Chamber of Commerce and Teacher Unions who push the Socialist narrative.
“And here’s the point: we lost, they won and it is up to us to take it back. Look, we have the guns. I would bring back the Draft and require every cop to be a Veteran; every teacher to be an armed Veteran. I would take CRT and flush it. I would appoint a Secretary of Defense who actually knows what he’s talking about. And there’s more, and to help us understand it more fully is Jan Betterman, a Constitutionalist. Welcome to the show. What is a ‘Constitutionalist,’ Jan?”
“A constitutionalist is someone who accepts the Constitution as the law of the land, that’s what. We have, literally, millions in our country who have no plan whatsoever to accept the Constitution, and those are the ones who, in order to save our country, must be deported.”
“That emphatic?”
“Look, there is absolutely no wiggle room, if they stay it’s over; if we kick them out we’ll make it. And speaking of ‘kicking out,’ we could very well start with the ‘Muslim Admiration Society,’ commonly known as the UN.”
“So if a person will not pledge allegiance to our flag, our Constitution, our country, you say deport them; is that right?”
“I only state the obvious: if you don’t like it, I suggest you go back to school and concentrate on history.”
“I think we get it.”
“But will the next president have what it takes to save our Republic? Really, now, think about it. I’m serious. Will the next president have the will to send Omar and Tlaib back to the cesspool of belief from which they were spawned, the cesspool of hate and the belief that the killing of Jews, Hindus and Christians is a desirable trait? Will the next president throw Israel under the bus and let Iran get the nuke?”
“I don’t know, but I do know we’re out of time so we’ll be wishing our audience a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Little People report: Notice to government employees: you may think you’re home free, following illegal orders, giving out ‘No Standing’ verdicts, and taking part in election fraud. I suggest you get in the habit of looking over your shoulder because, mark my words, you can’t do wrong and expect to get away with it. Revoke Lois Lerner‘s pension: she weaponized her job with the IRS: lock her up.]
“Thanksgiving Prayer” (2:58)