by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Apr. 30, 2021) — “Don’t Worry Baby” (3:16)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is Chief Master Sergeant Bruce Adams of the Air Force to explain the government’s plan to confiscate our guns. Why the beekeeper’s disguise?”

“Maybe I wished to remain anonymous, but I guess the cat is out of the bag.”

“Or the bee out of the bonnet. Sorry about that; I wish you had told me; I just read the cards that I’m handed. Moving along; you told our producer that you have some rather startling information that you feel the need to share with the American people.”

“Some of them, anyway.”

“Okay, we’ll start with that. Which Americans are you exempting from your revelations?”

“Crooks; bullies; carjackers; you know, those that are so mentally challenged that they have to resort to intimidation and violence to be petty-cash satisfied. Oh, and those out there in America who also own unregistered guns who are neither crooks nor hunters but accept the responsibility that each of us is responsible for our own safety.”

“My golly, but are we in a meeting of an Elks Club and you’re our guest speaker or what? Lighten up a little bit, will you? So now, you have some news for the rest of America, those who follow the law and have their guns duly registered. Does that about cover it?”

“Indeed it does, Professor Zorkophsky.”

“Please, call me ‘Zork’; I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. So – I have to ask this – are you familiar with the Little People of the Adirondacks’ and their current quest to parachute on the Pentagon?”

“Am I? Why, I’m their Chief Coordinator, is what I am. Why do you think I whitewashed a big ‘X’ on the roof?

“So what are their chances?”

“Of a successful drop? I give it an even close to almost 100%, give or take.”

“That good?”

“That good.”

“What are their chances of a successful mission?”

“Did you happen to catch Mike Lindell on the Jimmy Kimmel Show the other night? That’s what we’re up against: people who, even though they’re presented with facts on a platter, don’t get it. Poor Jimmy; he isn’t using his cognitive abilities so all he goes by are Whoopee Goldberg’s ‘feelings’ and the heck with the facts.”

“Name a fact.”

“How about a couple of hundred thousand votes trucked from New York to Pennsylvania, and if that weren’t enough, the total votes counted were more than all the registered voters.”

“No way.”

“And there’s more, and all with evidence: facts, all on a silver platter for all to see.”

“Except for Jimmy Kimmel’s view of the world.”

“Such as?”

“You know: the Dems; Socialists; Communists; Islamists; those who decry our First and Second Amendments.”

“That’s right, isn’t it? For some reason if we complain about Muslims killing us – such as 9-11 – they call it some sort of Islamophobia when it’s nothing of the sort. What, we don’t have the right to complain? So what does the government have in store for us, about confiscating our guns?”

“First of all, you understand why they don’t hire Veterans to be in law enforcement: they didn’t want anybody who knew anything about the Constitution.”

“You mean they don’t teach Civics to the kids these days?”

“Where you been, Zork? They call the Constitution a document written by old ‘privileged’ white men that has no relevance in today’s ‘woke’ world.”

“Getting back to the topic at hand, what are the chances of the paratroopers from the Adirondacks being successful?”

“Without the help of all the other like-minded patriots: zero.”

“And with their help?”

“Trump is back in the White House this August.”

“So they have to make a play for our guns pretty soon, don’t they?”

“Yes, and did you see the goons* going after Rudy Giuliani’s electronics at his condo in Manhattan? I guarantee you that none of them was an Honorably Discharged Veteran**.”

“Somewhat upsetting. Look, how dumb are they? What did they expect to find, the only chip that has the download of Hunter Biden’s laptop? Get real.”

“No doubt you’re right.”

“So the paratroopers have a chance?”

“There’s a chance, but no matter how it goes, we have to fight to keep our guns, understand?”

“Yes, because without them we’re toast, and I mean that figuratively. They’ll use any excuse under the sun to make up a reason to get our guns, the traitors.  Will you look at the time? That’s it for ‘Pulse’ so we’ll be wishin’ you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Let’s go buy some ammo. Burger time: my treat.”

[*goons: Mayor de Blasio’s GESTAPO.]

[**Veteran: during the time of indoctrination (re-socialization) into the military, the Nuremberg Trials are mentioned to make the troops become aware of the excuse of “just following orders” can’t be used as a defense for committing unlawful acts.]

Shotgun” (3:05)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky  

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