by Madam Shylock, ©2021
(Feb. 4, 2021) — “Tombstone Territory” (1:05)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Roving decided to take the day off so here I am, in my ‘Fortune-Telling Emporium’ in Cassadaga, FL. Henry is just finishing licking the flies off the flypaper and is about to hop out the door.”
“Thanks for the vittles. By the way, they ever put that fraud Biden in the slammer yet?”
“No, not yet, or his son. Justice is mighty slow in the USA.”
“’Slow’ is a word but isn’t the correct word; the correct phrase is ‘You’ve been had.’ Do you know why you’ve been had?”
“No, but I’m sure you’re going to tell me.”
“Because you didn’t get down to the enemy’s level of underhandedness, depravity, unlawful acts, lying, cheating and out-and-out in-your-face breaking the law, like that video of the ballot boxes snuck-out from under the tables.”
“But half the people didn’t see.”
“Oh, they saw alright but they didn’t care because second place doesn’t count for zilch.”
“Zilch?”
“Nothing. I guess you people forgot that the Democratic Party’s real name is the ‘Democratic Socialist Party of the United States,’ and Joe Biden is just another two-bit Fidel Castro or Nicolas Maduro. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to write a report on how ‘The Beacon of Freedom for the World’ just turned its back on its Constitution. Bye.”
“Lunch at noon. And there he goes. What I have planned is to look into my crystal ball and open up the phone lines and let’s see what transpires. And it’s ringing. Hello? No, I’m not on TV but the transcript of our talk will be in The P&E. Please tell me your name and your question.”
“I’m so glad I got through. Do you know I waited for over an hour? Maybe it was half that, but I still waited because I wanted to ask you how some people can be so stupid; I just don’t understand it. For instance, this so-called ‘attack on the Capitol’ wasn’t an invasion by the Martians, or was it?”
“No, it wasn’t. It was a planned demonstration to get another indictment on Trump, was all it was.”
“You mean like ‘Russian Collusion Bull’”’
“Yes, besides, there is all kinds of evidence from different sources of BLM and ANTIFA involvement, even a whole day before.”
“Another mountain out of a molehill?”
“Not even. But the really amusing part is how some lamebrains have become completely unglued over it. Take the meathead Rob Reiner giving credence to a non-event; makes you wonder about some people.”
“But a couple of people died, right?”
“Yes, but we don’t know the whole story. One thing you can bet on: things are not what they seem.”
“This ANTIFA group, they’re always accusing people of being Fascists when it is they themselves who are the Fascists; am I right?”
“Taken directly from the NAZI playbook on how to take over a country: make up a lie and if you tell it often enough, the gullible start to believe it.”
“Just one more question: is there a real Superman in our neck of the woods or is that just a fairy tale?”
“It has been suggested that Joan of Arc was a Wonder Woman, so I suppose there is a Superman out there somewhere. They say that Jonas Salk and Albert Einstein were supermen; that I believe. There could very well be a Marine who is currently attached to the Arlington National Cemetery Honor Guard who may be the one to stand tall and get the ball rolling in arresting Joe Biden, fly him to Gitmo and throw away the key.”
“I wish.”
“Don’t we all. I know a Veteran sailor who, if he had his ship today, he’d sail it up the Potomac and do it that way. We have many traitors in our country today, hiding behind our wanting to follow the law, but since Biden, et al, are NOT following any laws, then why should we? The countdown has begun until we eat our dogs or have our pets stolen so the illegal ‘guest workers’ eat them. Tick-tock.”
“Is that what your crystal ball tells you?”
“Inflation is a terrible thing; it’ll destroy a country faster than a German blitzkrieg.”
“Do you think our troops have what it takes to throw the fraud out of office and put our duly-elected president back in, President Trump?”
“No, I don’t. I think the Joint Chiefs of Staff* are as corrupt as the members of Congress are. I do think that there are a great many in our military who have what it takes, but there are lot of backstabbers. Why, just look at Mike Pence, the present-day Judas if there ever was one. What it comes down to is what you think is important: a flash mob in the Capitol or a fraudulent election?”
“Pence sure turned out to be the backstabber to the American people and a liar, didn’t he?”
“Embarrassing, is what he is, as is everyone who took part in the election fraud and all those who refuse to see the truth. I’m sorry, but we’ve just run out of time. Goodbye and keep your powder dry.”
“And the same to you.”
“Thank you. Bye the way, we don’t wear masks; we don’t wear masks for the common cold; we don’t wear masks for the common flu; and we don’t wear makes for any Chinese Covid-19 flu. Goodnight.”
[*JCS: they allow Muslims in the military, as if that’s — somehow — good, the real definition of an oxymoron by a bunch of morons.]
[I think our last hero was LTC Terry Lakin. I don’t see anyone in the military who gives a hoot about their Oath to the Constitution, as long as the morally-depraved fraud – that would be Biden — remains as the ‘Great Disrespector of those Who Died on the Beaches of Normandy’ in the White House. A person who accepts glory based on lies is a real snake in the grass.]
“High Noon” (2:26)