by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Jan. 5, 2021) — “Short Jazz” (2:36)

‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is Dr. Fuji Hokomora, the famous virologist from Nikko, Japan. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the informative radio program.”

“So glad to be here, I’m sure of it. By the way, where is studio?”

“You’re in it.”

“Then where microphone and other stuff?”

“It’s all here. See this phone? That’s the microphone.”

“We share microphone? Let me anticipate question: you have idea how small a virus thing is? It is so small as to make masks worthless. Let me show you the professional data here in my briefcase. Here’s a study from my country, Japan, about the common cold virus and face-masks.  Did you know that Japan is the birthplace of face-mask?”

“I didn’t know that.”

“Long story but we fought cold virus for decades to no avail, so sorry to say.”

“Why was that; I mean, why did they fail?”

“Face mask very big weave; virus thing very small. Did you know regular face-mask cut oxygen intake by 19%? That’s a fact. See this graph? No: wrong one, so sorry. Now look at this one, in color. See the colored lines?”

“Yes, I do. What do they mean?”

“They represent face-mask no face-mask. See blue line? That no face-mask; red line face-mask; orange line super face-mask; green line very double super face-mask.”

“And they all end up at the same point on the graph. What’s it say here on the bottom: ‘each vertical line represents one year.’ Why, you have 50 years’ worth of results.”

“That’s another fact. And look where all the lines end up.”

“Yes, all at the same point, as I already said. So what’s it all mean?”

“Mean cold virus so very small and face-mask no work.”

“But we’re talking about the flu virus, Chinese Covid-19, to be precise.”

“But I am precise, Professor Zorkophsky.”

“Oh, how rude of me. Please forgive my bad manners: please call me ‘Zork’; I believe it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere.”

“Very well, Zork; if you please, call me ‘Fuji.’”

“Sure thing, Fuji. So, the cold virus and the flu virus are the same size? Is that what this all means?”

“For sure. Make mask company very rich; very bad on environment, though. Very bad for fish and birds.”

“Yes, I can understand that. Excuse us, please, while we take a short commercial break.”

The Lovely Glen of Angus” (3:03)

“And we’re back with Fuji from Japan, to tell us about face-masks.”

“Not about face-masks as much as conformity, as in part of uniform.”

“You mean like dark dresses and slacks, white shirt kind of thing?”

“Is what I mean; face-mask just the start of control conformity: face-mask nothing to do with virus, okay? Is all about control from the State, or Big Brother; same thing.”

“So what’s the best advice you can give us?”

“Wash hands; keep hands away from face; don’t smoke.”

“What about smoking marijuana?”

“Very bad for lungs, besides making you stupid.”

“Okay, how about wrapping it up?”

“Think a virus as a neutrino and you’ll be just fine.”

“So a neutrino is small*?”

“Billions of neutrinos pass through earth every second and they don’t hit a thing, not even an electron. When I say ‘small,’ not even an electron microscope is powerful enough to see the elusive neutrino. Now a virus is small, but a neutrino is a lot small, many more smalls, by a factor of a couple of millions. But the virus is really small, so small as to make a face-mask worthless. And that’s that.”

“It is indeed, and that takes us to the end of the show. Thank you for being on the show, Doctor Fuji, and now is the time when we wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Think ‘mask equals conformity’ and you’ll understand what they’re selling. Burger time: my treat.”

[*small: “a neutrino can penetrate a thousand light years of lead”.]

[Professor Zorkophsky served in the US NAVY where he tested the firing mechanisms of nuclear warheads.]

By the Time I get to Phoenix” (2:40)

Professor Zorkophsky

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  1. Mask mandates, like gun control, are about control not about health. Libtards yap about “science” but they aren’t really interested in science, they are interested in control. They want people fearful of the consequences of non-compliance so they bow to tyranny. I WILL NOT COMPLY!!!!! I have not been sick in 45 years and this “dangerous” virus is so bad one can have it and not even know it. Yes, some people are more susceptible to the effects and some die but a disease with a 99.97% survival rate is not something I am concerned about and I am in a “high risk” group, being 71 years old.