by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(Jan. 1, 2021) — “The Thrill is Gone” (4:57)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re at the National Trade Show, via Skype, and I just scrolled down the list and this is what caught my attention:
Bar-B-Q Pit Masters! Opportunity of a Lifetime!
What do you say we give them a call? Hello? “Pulse’ here for some information; you game? Good; may I ask your name? Professor Zorkophsky, but you can call me ‘Zork.’”
“Name is ‘Gator,’ Zork. If you invest just one hundred dollars, I can almost guarantee a return of double, believe it or not.”
“Sounds good; what’s the gimmick?”
“No gimmick; no hocus-pocus, just good old-fashioned American know-how. We’re the ‘Fire on Wheels Brigade’;
we’re BBQ caterers; we’re the ‘Pit Union’ and we speak as one voice.”
“Okay; so far, so good, but you got to do something to pay back your backers.”
“Goes without saying.”
“We’re waiting.”
“Oh, sorry; I guess I should say that we’re available to be on hand.”
“On hand for what?”
“Oh, I thought you understood: hot fire – “Have Fire, Can Travel’ – and a pot of boiling asphalt, add a pillowcase of feathers and you got yourself the makings of a ‘Tar & Feather Party’: just add a crooked politician. Starting the 6th, one of us will be at every state capitol building.”
“What a great idea. So how do you generate money?”
“From selling stock, that’s how: a dollar a share; we also target the globalists.”
“What’s a ‘globalist?’”
“Nothing but a low-down stinking rat.”
“How can you spot them? I mean, how can you tell if someone is a globalist?”
“Easy, just peruse the membership roles in, for instance, ‘The Pilgrims Society,’ but the easiest way is to determine if the Clintons are a member: if so, tar and feather them, they deserve it.”
“I like it; I like it a lot; put me down for a hundred shares.”
“Smart move, Zork.”
“Thanks, Gator, and I just like to end with this statement: nothing, but nothing, stands between me and my Constitution, so to those who wish to steal this election, and for those who will willingly follow illegal orders to protect the steal, better think again; and that’s as plain and direct as I can make it. I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Another great show. Burger time: my treat.”