by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020

(Dec. 18, 2020) — “Chopin – Prelude E-Moll OP. 28 No. 4” (2:48)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. You have to be one dumb bunny not to know that the election was not 100% honest, and there’s no better barometer out there than the Dems balking at the truth. I mean, if the Dems have nothing to hide… then why hide it, right? Our guest today is Slim Zimmer, an experienced Georgian poll-watcher. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Mr. Zimmer. Let me ask you this: at what time did you consider being a poll-watcher and how did you get the job?”

“From my wife’s Bridge Club, Professor Zorkophsky.”

“Please call me ‘Zork’; we strive to promote an informal atmosphere. Now I’m beginning to understand why Roving [Roving Reporter (RR)] said he ‘had it for a while.’ Please explain the connection between a card game and poll-watching, if you don’t mind?”

“Don’t mind at all; more than glad to. It so happens that Miss Bess is a birdwatcher – she’s my wife’s partner – and she said that she just purchased the best binoculars ever; so good, she said, that you could clearly see the craters of the moon.”

“Go on.”

“Then my wife mentioned that I was interested in the space shots – this was back in 1970, you understand – so Miss Bess told my wife that I was welcome to borrow her binoculars at night since she wouldn’t be using them to watch owls, which is how I got interested in astronomy. So, to make a long story short, the county needed poll-watchers and they didn’t know who to turn to, so they asked the birdwatchers and astronomers to please apply.”

“But why would poll-watchers need any gizmos to do their job?”

“Well, if you were placed a hundred and more feet away you certainly would need something in order to see the ballots and match signatures, don’t you think?”

“Makes perfect sense, but somehow it doesn’t seem quite right.”

“What do you mean?”

“Why would they place you so far away to start with: I mean, to what end? It’s a mystery, is what it is. What do you say we give Madam Shylock a call; maybe she’ll be able to shed some light on the subject after this commercial.”

The Christmas Song” (2:30)


“Hello, Madam Shylock, this is Professor Zorkophsky calling for ‘Pulse,’ the informative radio program. I have a question for you, if you don’t mind and have a few minutes.”

“Time is money, Zork.”

“The check is in the mail.”

“Very well; what is the question?”

“Why is the Democratic Party balking at an honest election?”

“You mean, ‘Why are the Dems balking, period?’, don’t you?”


“Because this may have been the last election, that’s why. If Biden is allowed to steal the presidency, then all bets are off for the future of our country. No more ‘free’ elections because, like this one, they’ll all be fixed.”

“That bad?”

“If this were a boxing match, we’re in the Championship Round. And, in this fight, we sure as heck don’t want it to go to the cards: we had a knockdown and reached the NINE-COUNT and then, at 4:00 a.m., the ref stopped counting. Trump had a LANDSLIDE and they tried to throw the fight. The fight was FIXED; money was passed under the table and, to top it off, all these allegations can be proved with irrefutable evidence. End of story, or it would be if we had an honest judge in our country.”

“What are the chances of that?”

“I’m sorry, but the jury’s out and so am I. Send that check. Wait: I’ll go even farther – no charge for this – and say that the Democratic Party has long been dead and buried. Just remember this: progressivism is the same animal as communism; same modus operandi; same lousy results where shoddiness, drabness and meritocracy rules.”

“Thanks for helping us out and I’ll mail that check today. Well, there you have it, so we’ll just be wishing every one of you, including our ICE and Border Patrol agents, a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

O Holy Night” (2:12)

Professor Zorkophsky

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