“NO QUESTIONS”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Jul. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where we straighten out any ambiguities that seem to exist, or any of the fakeness that does exist, specifically about that media’s fawning over Michelle Obama as if she’s a person of interest (which she is not); has an original thought (face it, she’s doesn’t have the slightest clue what America is all about); as if she’s some sort of role model to be emulated (unless it’s people who match her low IQ, such as representatives Omar and Cortez); or to be admired for her unique Southside Chicago Fashion sense (a cross between Goodwill and Maxwell Street bargains). Hello, I’m Roving and will be your host for this evening’s program.
“We followed the carnival out of the city to have another session with Madam Shylock, that extraordinaire teller of fortunes. We were going to ride the roller coaster but just don’t have the time to be stuck for three hours, so here we are. Take a check, Madam Shylock?”
“Cash on the barrel-head, Roving. You know the routine: you pay for what you get. For instance, say a young lady comes in and wants to know about her knight in shinning armor and lays down a $20 bill. For that pittance I tell her she’ll marry a guy who’ll drink too much, run around, cheat and beat on her; but for an even new crisp $100 bill I’ll tell her Prince Charming is just around the corner; just be patient. See the difference? As I said, you get what you pay for.”
“Is this a bad time for you? Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow or take that roller coaster ride.”
“Look, Roving, just pay me and I’ll talk to you; that’s how it works.”
“Okay, then, here’s $20; now tell me about Michelle Obama.”
“Michelle Obama is the poster child of all the terrorist groups in the world combined, bless her heart.”
“’Bless her heart?‘”
“As I said: you get what you pay for. Pay some real money, Roving, and I’ll tell you the truth. Thank you. Now see if you can put your stupid hat on and think like a mainstream TV producer or the editor of a rag like Time Magazine. So you want to destroy the United States; you want to because all the other stupid people want to.”
“Why?”
“You can’t ask, so don’t. If you want stupid people to buy your magazine, tune in to The View and have Michelle Obama on, but no questions like WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?”
“So, what’s going on?”
“Pay me another — what do the Jew-haters say, Benjamins? How utterly disgusting; and then what’s the next step, Christians who wear crosses? What about dog parks? And what about Newsmax TV and hot dog vendors? Look, I’m more powerful than those who make up The Squad, and if you ask me why, I’ll tell you.”
“Why?”
“Because I speak the truth, that’s why. I can tell you the truth that Cortez is, really, now, a very selfish person; I can say that the Muslims – Tlaib and Omar – hate America and our wonderful Constitution; I can say that Pressley completely missed Martin Luther King’s meaning of any of his speeches and what he stood for. And will you just look at the time?”
“What, another $100?”
“You want what comes out of Washington and what the mainstream media, the mouthpiece for the Deep State, says, or do you want the truth?”
“Ah, let’s see, now. I think I’ll be wanting to hear the truth.”
“Okay, this is it. America is at the precipice, and it would only take a feather to push her into oblivion, into the gutter of mankind, to be like failed States* such as Iran, Somalia and every other place that allows Muslims within its borders. And then there are the Socialist countries, failed States such as the National Socialist Party of Germany and today’s Venezuela.”
“So now what?”
“So we’re paying the price of ignorance taught daily on a massive scale in government schools, aka ‘public schools.’ Think of it: millions of our children are being brainwashed by crazed idiots who push the narrative that free is free and stay away from the library because that’s where alternative thoughts are to be found.”
“Oh, I get it. That’s why they didn’t want inner-city kids to learn how to read because, had they learned, they would’ve learned that Obama and then Hillary were harvesting votes from the plantation of Food Stamps and Welfare payments. Okay; understood. What’s next?”
“What’s next is that the Democrats’ platform will be to abolish the Second Amendment, the only way us citizens can thwart the takeover of the Deep State/Socialism/Sharia Law, with the distinct possibility of completely removing the northern and southern borders, making Mexico an equal partner in destroying the middle class.”
“That sounds rather ominous.”
“Well, it should. It’s not looking good, that I’ll admit, but as long as people like me speak out against idiots like The Squad, there’s a flicker of hope. We have to uphold the current laws of the land: we don’t need Congress to pass any additional laws; all we have to do is to deport every illegal immigrant (and their kids) and the Muslims. The laws are already on the books: illegal immigrants must be deported and those who don’t accept the Constitution as the law of the land should also be deported. Use the Army if need be; declare Martial Law, but get it done. Like, now. I’m sorry, but its time for my nap.”
“Oh, okay. Well, until next time, then. And that’ll do it for now and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Another good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*failed States: anyplace where there’s Sharia Law, where FGM is practiced; where there are “honor killings (aka premeditated murder)“; where women are denied equal protection under the law; where women are barred from learning how to read and write; and where women are not allowed to be armed: for instance, conceal-carry a .38 Magnum revolver to protect themselves from rapists and wife-beaters.]
“Stir It Up” (5:32)
why is it that some times she looks like a runway model……some times not so much