Misadventure in Somalia and We Get Ilhan Omar (RR)


by OPOVV, ©2019

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(May 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your information center of what we know as the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host broadcasting from Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. As many of you know, the blockbuster movie, ‘The Dandelion War,’ is being shot right here in our hometown. The movie is about the Swamp-Deep State-New World Order takeover of Europe and the attempted takeover of our own country, thanks to Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democratic Party that gave us Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Hussein Obama*. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Professor. Before we get started, would you mind sharing with our viewers what additions you’ve made to your office since we last visited?”

“Not at all, Roving, but I think we’ve only time enough to show you one. Come this way, please, and we’ll enter this room where, as you can see, on the far wall we have a bank of television screens tuned to different stations around the world. See this? It’s a contraption that looks like a ray gun mounted on a telescope tripod, but really it’s a ray gun mounted on a telescope tripod.”

“Oh, it’s a laser; looks rather impressive; so what’s it do?”

“See this microphone? Well, when somebody is lying, the laser will shoot the television where the lie is committed. We’ve gone through a number televisions until we learned that whenever there’s a Muslim, Democratic Pundit, or when Hillary is on, if we don’t change the station we’ve just lost another television set.”

“I must say this is very exciting, Professor Zorkophsky.”

“Please, Roving, call me ‘Zork’; after all, we’re in the relaxing surroundings of my office.”

“Will do, Zork, and if you’ll excuse us we’ll bring our viewers this message.”

I Will Follow Him” (4:18)

“And we’re back; so what’s your new book about? I mean, I suppose first I should ask you the title of your latest best-seller.”

“Well, the title is ‘Misadventure in Somalia and We Get Ilhan Omar’ (a lopsided trade if there ever was one). But I must be honest: the book hasn’t actually sold individually a million copies; a million copies have been ordered by the major book vendors, but still…”

“You must be very proud; what’s this, your 50th best-seller?”

“Please, give me the license to remain humble.”

“Sure thing, Zork. So, tell us about the book: is it a novel suitable for yet another one of your Hollywood blockbusters, or is it another textbook that’ll be released in at least ten different languages?”

“A textbook in twenty. The first twelve chapters trace the history of the ‘Open Borders to the Muslim Invasion,’ commonly known as the European Union, followed by the General’s and my collaboration on the ‘Trump Coup Diagram’ which is – as I’m sure you know by now — what ‘The Dandelion War’ movie is all about.”

“Is there some significance is the Dandelion itself?”

“Yes, matter-of-fact, there is, and a paperback is soon to be released — I believe on the 4th — that explains it all: ‘The True Story of the Meaning of the Dandelion.’ I believe it’ll retail for $8.95, but for those who wish to buy in bulk we can certainly make a deal.”

“Very interesting. Care to give us any more carrots on why we should read ‘Misadventure in Somalia and we get Ilhan Omar?’”

“Will do. The concluding chapters explain the mindset of a follower of the form of government that we know as Islam.”

“But don’t most people think of Islam as a religion and not as a government?”

“Ignorance perpetuated by the story that a dreaded Totalitarian form of control is somehow benevolent is, without a doubt, the most successful con of the last millennia. Muslims do not share the same world-view as any other people on the planet and, as such, do not and cannot coincide; live together; be as one; assimilate with any other world-view, be it Buddhist or any other.”

“That bad?”

“Worse, and get this: half the population – the women – are citizens non grata, as are young people, animals, and every other human being not a Muslim. So the point is that Muslims push people off tall buildings because, basically, they celebrate death, whereas the rest of us celebrate life. Think about it, think about the two diametrically-opposed philosophies: one of Life and one of Death. Do you see any grey areas? Do you see any common ground? Do you see any hope in the war slogan, ‘NO JEW BETWEEN ME AND THE SEA’? Do you see any hope of redemption from people who believe in honor killing, which is nothing other than premeditated murder?”

“I think not.”

“Anyway, the book is about what we better do to keep our country. Look at Sweden, France, Germany, England and the plethora of other countries that were sabotaged by their own Vidkun Quislings opening the doors to the Muslim invasion.”

“Quisling: the Norwegian traitor who opened the doors to the German invasion in 1940, just as Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Hussein Obama, Schumer and a slew of other despicable politicians who hate America and love vengeance against women, Jews and Christians, to name a few, welcomed our enemy, not only into our tent, but into the halls of Congress, for example, Ilhan Omar.”

“You’re right on target, Roving. Here, let me pass you a signed copy. That’ll be $19.95.”

“Maybe my editor will shell out the cash for it. Look, how about wrapping it up for us? Why should we buy your book?”

“’For my retirement’ is the most honest answer that I can give you; another would be the money; and then there’s the nest egg.”

“But that’s all about money, and here I thought you had it made.”

“And ain’t it great? Is this country great, or what? But the real reason I wrote the book – all kidding aside – is to warn people that the Democratic Party and the RINO’s are not on America’s side in the war against terror or in the war against Socialism/Communism. By any other name it’s ‘Death to America’; thanks a lot, Ilhan Omar (who was born in Somalia), Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders and all the other idiots who spout stupidity as the new norm.”

“Well-said, Zork. Let me throw in my two-cents’ worth: justice in America will only be realized when Hillary and Obama are wearing orange jumpsuits and bring back the Draft. And so it’s that time that I say to you all, on behalf of the crew, a goodnight: Goodnight.

“So your new gizmo zaps the televisions whenever Hillary opens her mouth; that’s ripe. Burger time: my treat.”


In the Midnight Hour” (2:40)


One Response to "Misadventure in Somalia and We Get Ilhan Omar (RR)"

  1. JONATHAN DAVID MOOERS   Thursday, May 30, 2019 at 7:13 AM

    Christians live to die; islamists die to live.

    islam is not a religion, islam is a regression.

    Christianity advances respect for human rights; islam advances respect for human wrongs.

    Christ never killed humans; Muhammad was an illiterate murdering pedophile.

    Christianity promotes the enlightenment of a kind mind, whereas, islam promotes the darkness of a blind mind.

    koran-worshipping is an acquired mental illness (re-booted 5 times each day) called “mind-slavery”, therefore, all good koran-worshippers CAN NOT be in America to ASSIMILATE our Christianity-based Constitution-secured values, rather, they are here to ASSASSINATE those values; USING OUR FREEDOMS TO REMOVE OUR FREEDOMS!
    EXHIBIT A: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks
    EXHIBIT B: Mouth-Off Omar
    EXHIBIT C: Mother-Gooser Tlaib
    EXHIBIT D: the lawfare hoods of the muslim brotherhood’s CAIR https://www.cair.com/
    EXHIBIT E: muslims PREYING on New York streets https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/video-thousands-muslims-take-streets-nyc-islamic-call-prayer-allahu-akbar/

    BAN koran TO SAVE MAN


    An idle mind is a devil’s workshop; a muslim mind is a devil’s sanctuary.

    The Whoreable U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Numbskull Emeritus, forged the passport of islamist Soetoro-Obama II (“Osama Obama”) into the White House on 08-28-08: https://canadafreepress.com/2009/williams091209.htm

    MAGA: Deport koran-worshippers from USA (because this is MY COUNTRY and that is their country)


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