by OPOVV , ©2018

(Nov. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to where we deal with facts and not how we think the world should act to our benefit. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s program. We’ve had quite a number of positive reviews on our Skype programs, so much so that we have Professor Wert on the tube along with Madam Shylock down in the vote-count-challenged State of Florida. Professor, where are you broadcasting from?”

“Hello, Roving; right now I’m on a boat going upriver and all I can say is that on either side are enemies ready to pounce, as they recently did in Portland, Oregon, and as they continuously do in Seattle. It’s a dangerous game, being an explorer with brains.”

“Are you in danger now? Do you think it’s wise to continue to broadcast?”

“Oh, I’m okay. These people aren’t smart enough to watch your show. I had no idea how big this river is.”

“Yes, the Columbia River is one of the world’s big ones, that’s for sure. So what do you hope to accomplish?”

“The goal is to find someone in the Northwest who can think for himself, so we’re heading up into the mountains to interview a mountain man.”

“Okay, then, we’ll go down to Florida and then get back with you. Hello, Madam Shylock, and the check is in the mail, alright?”

‘Tell you what, Roving, I’ll email my account number and you make a deposit, then we’ll talk.”

“Fair enough; we’ll break for a commercial.”

The Gypsy Cried” (2:10)

“We’re back on air.”

“Thanks for the payment.”

“You’re welcome. Tell us about this last election and what it means.”

“Gladly. Let’s do a logic test. So a story was made up, out of the blue, on how to frame someone. This made-up story had made-up ‘facts.’ So people went before a judge and presented the made-up ‘facts’ and the judge ruled that an investigation was warranted.

“Now pay attention: another person was framed; the District Attorney pressed charges; the man was found guilty in a court of law and sentenced to ten years in prison. The person breaks out of prison, like maybe he sneaks out in the trunk of a car and goes home. By this time everyone knows he was framed, but he broke out of prison. So here’s a question for you: did he break the law when he broke out of a prison that he should not have been in in the first place?

“And…going back to the first example, there was no Russian collusion so Trump firing anyone connected with the frame is, not only to be expected, but the right thing to do. The man couldn’t have broken out of a jail that he shouldn’t have been in in the first place, understand? And there was no ‘investigation’ because the ‘facts’ were make-believe; just nothing but the sick imaginations of some fools. You can’t investigate nothing, got it? There were no Russians; it’s as simple as that.

“Perfectly, and thank you. What do you say we take another break?”

Plastic Jesus” (2:20)

“And we’re back and with us is Professor Wert, our very own intrepid explorer, who is somewhere up in the Cascade Mountains in the Northwest section of the lower 48 States of the USA. Professor, did you find your mountain man?”

“Yes. Can’t you see him? Here, stand on this stump. Now can you see him?”

“Yes, we can see him now. He’s not very big; I mean, a mountain man is supposed to be big, or so I thought.”

“No, Mr. Roving, all mountain men are not big brutes. Some of us are a little less than average height and weight. My name is Bruno and I’ve been living up here for the past 30 years. Pleased to be on your show. Used to watch it when you were on satellite but ever since your contract dispute, well, haven’t seen you for a couple of years, although I read the transcripts of the show.”

“That’s nice. So, what, you make your own power and have a TV?”

“Well, yes, I make my own power, either by solar panels or by charging the batteries by an alternator hook-up to this bicycle that I got from a junk yard. The bike cost $10 and the alternator another $40 and I use that to charge my laptop; don’t have a TV.”

“Okay, that sounds really great. So, let me ask you this: what about this Russian collusion?”

“All fake, of course, but the real story is the hypocrisy involved here.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, they say they’re all upset about any voter fraud and interference from the Russians, but on the other hand they don’t want to fix the problem.”

“What problem?”

“The lack of safeguards in place to prevent any future non-make-believe tampering. One would think that it would be in the best interest of everyone to have ballots counted correctly, but that’s not really the case, is it?”

“No, it’s not.”

“What I’m saying is that Russian charade has been going on for way over a year and no one, even after all of this time, wants to address the real problem: voter fraud. You see, they’re all enthused to investigate what may have happened if the fake ‘facts’ were true, but they aren’t as enthused to investigate any preventive measures for future elections.”

“So what’s the solution?”

“Voter ID with photograph and signature. Make the State ID, such as a driver’s license, also double as the voter ID. No more fraud, at least the ‘in-person’ kind; absentee ballots are another story; but even then, one would have to put a specific ID number down, which would be registered as their voter ID.”

“So what’s the problem?”

“The problem is that the Democratic Party does not support the democracy as it’s practiced in America. It’s not that they don’t care as much as they don’t know what their country is all about. They have no idea what it means to be ‘an American.’ Not a clue.”

“Not a clue? They really don’t care about the integrity of a vote?”

“Well, it depends how you look at it. First of all, the Democrats don’t care and no amount of explaining will convince them that Socialism doesn’t work; it never has worked, and never will work. And because they have a one-way dead-end self-destruct mind, they’ll falsify election results, come hell or high water: whatever it takes to advance their cause.”

“So how does that tie in to an individual vote? Or to a vote that’s not counted?”

“Look at it this way: think of a vote as a bullet.”

“You mean a bullet from a gun?”

“Think of a vote as a bullet from a gun, and every time a vote is counted accurately that bullet will hit its target. Now think of a vote that has been discarded, thrown away, trashed or maybe changed. That vote, that trashed vote, just became the bullet that went through the heart of an American soldier in the year 1776; and yet another destroyed ballot became the bullet that went through the heart of an American soldier storming a beach in Normandy in 1944; another missing ballot became the bullet that went through the head of the guy I was talking to in Vietnam in 1965; and all the ballots that have been tainted are nothing more than bullets going through the hearts of Americans giving their lives protecting the United States.”

“So every vote that was changed to something else is actually, for real, a bullet killing an American, a real American and not some illegal immigrant, Muslim*, Socialist and mentally-challenged individual such as Ocasio-Cortez. So every man or woman, who stands while the Star Spangled Banner is sung and places their hand over heart while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, is just targets of opportunity; at least that’s the way I understand you. Well, it’s been real nice having you, Professor, and Madam Shylock on board for our program and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Another great show. I have to say that voter ID is the key to honest elections. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Muslim: as they say, their game plan is to replace our Constitution with their Sharia Law. Goodbye, Bill of Rights: they’ll invade (no 4th Amendment: no right to be secure in your own home; warrants not needed; any property or person can be searched or seized for any reason or for no reason) your house, any time of day or night, and destroy books, musical instruments, and paintings. The religious police have the authority to impose beatings and the death sentence on the spot: no recourse, no appeal since their decisions are final and are carried out immediately. You won’t even have time to call your lawyer.]

She’s Acting Single, I’m Drinking Doubles” (2:56)


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