NATIONAL LEADERS DENY EFFECTS OF ISLAMIC IMMIGRATION
by OPOVV, ©2017
(Dec. 3, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that lets you, the viewer, make your own decisions. All we do is lay out the facts for you to decide, so let’s start interviewing people to see what’s happening in our country today. Hello, Roving here for ‘Pulse’; care to be interviewed on TV?”
“Only if it’s short; I’ve a train to catch. I have an important appointment to cast my ballot for ‘Top Idiot of the Year’ award.”
“Oh, really? That’s interesting. Who are the candidates?”
“All of the ‘usual suspects,’, plus a few extras, like Angela Merkel and Theresa May. I’m torn between the people of Sweden (who apparently have no qualms about their females being raped); Scotland (the FGM capitol of Europe) or Theresa May (who apparently isn’t familiar with British Muslim rape gangs, widespread FGM under her jurisdiction, white slavery and vehicular murders, not to mention bus bombings), so I suppose I’ll go with May. Yes, I’ve just decided that she is actually dumber than the dumbest of Scotland and Sweden. May it is; thanks for helping me decide and here’s my train. Bye.”
“Goodbye, and thanks for talking with us. Now that was informative. Time for a commercial, if you’ll excuse us.”
“If I Oh I” (2:57)
“Who’s next?”
“I believe I am.”
“Okay, you’re next. What’s your name and what are you up to today?”
“My name is Layla and I’m one of the voters for the ‘Idiot of the Year’ award.”
“I don’t believe it: two in a row? And here I am and never even heard of this ‘Idiot’ award.”
“Neither have I; I was just pulling your leg. I’m going downtown to the Art Institute to view the ‘The Witches’ Sabbath’ – I like the lighting – and ‘Meekness’ – I like the myriad of emotions going on. It relaxes me, looking at art. What’s the question of the day? And where’s that Talking Dog? And I’ve read all of Zork’s books; I mean Professor Zorkophsky’s books. I like his lingo; I mean he uses everyday words to describe the psychos around us.”
“Such as?”
“New York Jews voting for Hillary (Jewish people supporting a Muslim-lover?); anybody voting for Hillary/Sanders/Socialism. Zork calls them the ‘out-to-breakfast-and-lunch crowd.’ I remember reading in one of his books about what people are called who know they’re doing something wrong but go ahead and do it anyway.”
“And? We’re waiting: what are they called?”
“Nuts.”
“And that’s a professional clinical assessment of those people? Just ‘Nuts?’”
“But you have to understand that there’s degrees of ‘nuts.’ You have your ‘nuttier’: Muslim psychos, like the ones that destroy sculptures and blow up stuff like the Buddhas of Bamiyan; the ancient structures at Palmyra; and, if given half a chance, the pyramids of Egypt.”
“You’re kidding.”
“No, I am not. When the Muslim Brotherhood started to take control of Egypt the sane people of Egypt started to cover all of the ancient artifacts with sheets and tarps. Matter of fact, they were having discussion on how to cover the pyramids so they wouldn’t offend anyone when the Egyptians got wise and kicked the Brotherhood out.”
“Are those the same people who smashed the busts of the ancient kings and queens? The ones who said they will burn and destroy the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, The Scream and every other painting, including the monochrome cave paintings and all others ever made? Are they really that far gone?”
“Beyond your wildest imaginations, believe me. And now I must be going; bye.”
“And off she goes. What do you say we take a commercial break?”
“Passing By” (2:08)
“Who’s next? Oh, look, everyone; it’s the Talking Dog. How you two doin’?”
“The dogs says she’s fed up with do-gooders. She says the heck with Mexico; let’s execute the murderers, okay? Americans shouldn’t cross the southern border; let them spend their money right here at home.”
“You’re on a roll. Anything else you want to get off your chest?”
“The dog says no more pollution, okay? Look, she says it’s not complicated: drop off all used oil where you bought the new; same with all the other fluids, okay? Plastic too, maybe, or leave a deposit: $1 per water bottle, and if that doesn’t work, make it $10 or $20.
“And the UN: why don’t they monitor the water from the rivers that feed our oceans? Why aren’t they cleaning up our oceans? Why are they just stealing money from us? Because they can and they do and we’re still members of an organization that’s 100% against us. They see us as easy pickin’s, and we are. We’re stupid and we’re getting dumber by the day. Are all you humans as dumb as you act?
“Look, I really hate to horn in, but the Idiot of the Year: is a tie allowed? Well, even if there’s not, I suggest look no further than your own Elizabeth Warren; trust me. I’m a dog and dogs know these things; it’s in our DNA: Warren is not your typical liar and cheat: she’s an extraordinaire liar and cheat.”
“Okay, I’m sorry to say that our time has expired and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Let’s grab a burger: my treat.”
“In My Heart” (2:33)