“THERE IS NO SECOND PLACE”
by OPOVV, ©2016
“Furthermore, for any employer not to have terminated employment immediately upon discovery of lying on an application is also not acceptable. It doesn’t bode well for those who accept her as anything other than just another run-of-the-mill ‘Hillary-Act-Alike’: bad for all concerned. The American Indian does not ‘speak-with-a forked-tongue,’ which makes Elizabeth Warren’s arrival on the national scene that much more disturbing.
“As Chief, it is my responsibility to call out unacceptable behavior. I, Chief New Leaf, call for an Indian Nation boycott of Elizabeth Warren and all those associated with her, and that includes, especially, Hillary Clinton. I have spoken. And that concludes this introduction.
“As you can see, we’re back at our favorite church down here on Hawthorn Street to hear the dedication of a pew. It’s just starting, so let’s go on in.”
“Welcome, everyone. As you can see, we’ve the ‘Pulse of the Nation’ with us, which is fitting since today’s dedication is global in nature.
“We’re going to start the proceedings with the singing of ‘Amazing Grace’ followed by ‘The Lord’s Prayer.’ Please stand.
“That was beautiful. Please be seated. It is with great trepidation that we honor a young man whose death was the catalyst that saved a nation. The word ‘trepidation’ was not chosen lightly because this gruesome murder, on the streets of London, England, was, as first reported, yet just another senseless Muslim beheading an Infidel.
“But it’s more than ‘just another.’ This is one for the books, where the sum of the result is much, much more than meets the eye.
“Most of us live our lives out of the limelight, and any contribution we may make is overlooked and ignored because thousands – perhaps millions – of our fellow surfers on terra firma (who are riding the waves of molten rock just beneath our feet) are doing the same.
“The horrible murder of a young husband and father, son and friend, in broad daylight was, if nothing else, the wakeup call to all of Western Civilization, which is why we are honoring him today.
“Lee Rigby didn’t know that we were going to honor him on this day by naming a pew after him, and had he known, no doubt, he would’ve declined the offer. But it was not his choice or, to be frank, not even our choice. It was God’s choice to have the events unfold as they have. God has given us the information, and it’s up to us to decipher the facts and reach a viable conclusion.
“The conclusion we have reached is that, by naming this pew after Lee Rigby, his death will not have been in vain. He will be forever remembered as the catalyst that woke up a nation against the Muslim onslaught whose sole purpose is to enslave each and every Englishwoman and Englishman under the yoke of Sharia Law, kissing Freedom goodbye forever.
“Let us look upon Lee Rigby’s death as not senseless, but let us hear the trumpets roar to the calling to the assembled masses that are no longer silent, voices that yearn to be heard: Freedom! Liberty! Women’s equal rights! Dogs as ‘Man’s Best Friend!’ and to dispose of any ‘New World Order’ dictatorship!
“Yes, we know that Lee Rigby didn’t stand on a soapbox in Trafalgar Square while living, but that doesn’t mean the meaning of his death can’t be heard by we, the living, and not just in London-town, but everywhere there are free people who will stand up to a vicious Totalitarian government that we call Islam.
“We hereby dedicate this pew as the ‘Lee Rigby Pew of Honor’; that we shall remember his death as the warning call to arms wherever and whoever you may be. We are engaged in a war of world dominance against an enemy that refuses to negotiate, of which there can be only one outcome. And so our battle cry, in honor of Lee Rigby, shall henceforth be: ‘DEATH TO THE VANQUISHED!’ for in this fight there is no second place.
“Starting today, any future admittance to this church will be granted only by proof of a weapon. Folks, we are at war; act like it.
“In closing, please turn to page 337 and sing along with our choir, ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone.’
“Thank you. Peace be with you. A-men.”
“And thank you for watching. Good show, wasn’t it? On behalf of the crew, this is Chief New Leaf wishing you all a good night: Goodnight.”
“What do you say we have a burger cookout out back?”