Obama’s Pen v. OPOVV’S Keyboard

“ILLEGAL AND INELIGIBLE”

by OPOVV, ©2014

(Jan. 16, 2014) — It’s an unfair fight. It’s a grownup against a juvenile. It’s a person with brains against a mentally-challenged person who, for some unbeknown and strange reason, continually fails to grasp the simple meaning of a legal Birth Certificate.

What’s wrong, Barry, cat got your tongue? And, while we’re on the subject of being eligible, what’s this we’ve been hearing about your stolen Social Security number? You mean to tell me that a Homeboy can’t get a legal SS number? Why’s that? Why, everyone born and raised in Southside Chicago has an honest-to-goodness SS card; why not you?

And then we’ve been hearing about your passport records being, what, lost? Oh, that’s ripe. Maybe those Secret Service idiots buy into your hype, but nobody else does. And forget your brain-dead Obot Army, they couldn’t fight their way out of a, what?  Chinese Emporium? otherwise known as Wal-Mart.

And what about your multiple names (22+) addresses, bank accounts, Social Security numbers, and phone numbers? I mean, at least your normal incompetent money-launderer covers his tracks more than you did.

Let’s not pass by your fraudulent Selective Service Registration card, okay?

Here’s the deal. Every day that goes by, you’re inching closer and closer to spending the rest of your sorry existence in a cage down in Gitmo. I can get behind that idea real quick; as a matter of fact, I’ve been working on that very idea ever since you started your campaign on fooling the stupid Democrats in America.

So the election was rigged, bet that made you feel good. And then your brain-dead Obots rigged that Minnesota election for that Senator so you could push Socialism (Obamacare) down our throats. Man, weren’t we ever surprised how easily Congress caved.

Now every other country in the world has had television specials about how you’re America’s ILLEGAL & INELIGIBLE de facto president, but just because America’s mainstream media hasn’t the brains or the patriotism to figure it out doesn’t mean the rest of America, the real America, the America that doesn’t want one Muslim (especially you) or one illegal immigrant (you again) within our (not your) borders, is as dumb as the so-called Progressives.

I bet you didn’t think Americans could be bought off so cheaply, but the rest of us knew. Look, there’s no longer any draft, and we have millions of illegal immigrants doing the stuff we used to do, so you upped the Welfare, Unemployment and Food Stamps. Cheap. Really cheap, but a lot of the stupid Americans bought into it: good for you.

Bottom line? Here’s what I’ll do for you: for your first Christmas in Gitmo, I’ll send you a package of hot dogs, how ’bout them apples?

Look, you’re nothing but a Muslim coward who, for his very life, has to lie in order to live. As I’ve said: cheap. Imagine that, being so fearful of the Truth that you live a lie. Respect? Let me say that if you took all the respect Americans have for you, it wouldn’t even fill a shot glass.

Choke on it.

Proudly signed by an ELIGIBLE & LEGAL (Birth Certificate, Social Security number, Selective Service Registration, Honorable Discharge) American citizen,

OPOVV