by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Oct. 28, 2026) — “Time Has Come Today” (4:50)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest for this episode is Mr. Brian Teft, the owner of a factory that manufactures Christmas scenes for the home. So, Mr. Teft, what have you got for us?”
“Please call me Brian, Pastor. What we do is put together animated Christmas scenes for display to help get people in the ‘Christmas Spirit.’ I must say, the scenes have sold very well, flying off the shelf, actually.”
“Really, now? Tell us, what kind of scenes are we talking about?”
“Well, our most popular one we call ‘Christmas Parade’ where we have people marching with a high school band playing Christmas melodies: you know, ‘Jingle Bells’ and ‘Frosty.’ We have it mounted on a four-foot square board with the people, fire truck, and Santa Claus float on a turntable going around and then, all of a sudden, a van shoots out from a side street and runs the parade-goers over. On the more expensive models there’s even an ambulance with siren.”
“Sounds impressive. What are some of your other models?”
“Well, we have the ‘Department Store Explosion’ where shoppers are peacefully shopping with Christmas music softly playing in the background when a large bomb goes off and causes chaos.”
“It seems that your Christmas scenes aren’t so serene and peaceful.”
“They’re not supposed to be; they’re supposed to reflect reality. Our government has imported millions of Muslims into our country and now we must suffer the consequences, and the consequences of having Muslims in our midst are to have unending murders, understand?”
“Looks like we lost, doesn’t it?”
“The woke, the Dems, the Libs killed the ‘Golden Goose.’ The question now is can we get it back? If we don’t, or if we can’t deport the Muslims, we will have lost our country. The writing is on the wall for all to see. There’s no such thing as the ‘Democratic Party’; there is, however, the ‘Democratic Socialist Party’, otherwise known as Islam. Good luck with your sales. Goodnight.”
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