by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Oct. 8, 2026) — “Let us pray. In life, there’s never a sure thing, but you eventually learn that something is better than nothing. In the game of baseball, a walk isn’t as exciting as a home run, but it’s at least a chance at scoring. Amen.”
“Pinball Wizard” (2:50)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’ve got a few announcements for you all. First is to remind you that your guests must be armed as much as the rest of us, no exceptions. Then there are those who park on the grass off the alley. Stop it; you know better. Last, I want to personally thank Gert Swensen for the apple treats she brought to our Bible study class last Wednesday night. They were delicious. Thank you.
“Our featured guest is a one-subject kind of guy, but it’s the one subject we better get good at if we’re to keep our country, let alone our heads. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for the invitation. We’re now working on ‘common sense,’ which isn’t common in the least. We are trying to get the government to deport the Muslims, and not just your normal Jihadists, but all of them, first and second-generation. You see, we make no distinction between Muslims who want to kill you by beheading vs. running you down by a vehicle vs. flying into a building at 500 mph. To us murder is murder.”
“I would think that would be obvious.”
“Not to stupid American judges. Look, we know that ALL Muslims are nothing more than rabid animals, right?”
“Right, although it gives a bad name to animals.”
“Sorry. Anyway, no doubt some judges will say you can’t deport American citizens even though they want to behead all Americans.”
“You mean they don’t have to be Jewish for Muslims to want to kill them?”
“No, not at all. You see, Muslims just like to murder; they’ll never fight someone on equal terms. It’s a mark of cowardice; that’s why they always wear masks: the mark of a coward. Ever see an IDF soldier or, for that matter, a United States service man or woman with a mask?”
“No, I haven’t. And they take great pride in placing bombs on buses and trains without telling anyone, don’t they?
“That they do. Look, this election is about whether we’ll have a country left after all the votes are counted. Are we going to have bottom dwellers such as Omar and Keith Ellison around with their sick Sharia Law or not? I vote ‘not’ and I hope you do, too.”
“No, we don’t want the scum in America any more than you do.”
“Very good. I’m sorry, but our time is up.”
“Before we go, I like to remind everyone that deporting just a few Muslims won’t cut it; they ALL need to go and go quickly. Will we have what it takes to complete the mission? We’ll see.”
“You don’t seem too positive.”
“Put Pete Hegseth in charge and I’ll change my mind.”
“Couldn’t agree with you more. Thank you for the interview. Goodnight, everybody.”
“A Summer Song” (2:38)
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