by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Oct. 24, 2026) — “Let’s Live for Today” (1:47)
“On Wednesday I was watching a news station where they were interviewing a couple of federal judges about Trump’s limiting CNN’s access to the White House, and those judges were forever harping about the First Amendment. Hello? Maybe Trump doesn’t approve of CNN’s reporting of the Oval Office being repainted, but repainted in Polka dots? The truth vs. a lie; understand the difference? Too many judges have TDS.”
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is none other than Roving Reporter, a person who treated combat-induced PTSD for many years, so we figured he could help explain why some Americans became stupid by voting Dem.”
“Sorry, wish I could help you, but I can’t. Nobody can.”
“But they weren’t born idiots. Something made them that way.”
“Well, yes, something did scramble their brains into something non-human. I mean ‘No tax on tips’ — come on, how callous and selfish do you have to be to vote AGAINST ‘No tax on tips?’”
“Obviously, as bad off as a Dem.”
“True, and those who disrespect Old Glory have no regard for those who died fighting for our cause, fighting for us. We could’ve lost the Revolutionary War, our first war, and then all the others as well. Call it luck or divine providence, but we did it if by nothing other than pure determination.”
“You’re not going to hop on some ‘Patriot Bandwagon’ now, are you, pull out a band hidden up you sleeve?”
“Only in the movies. I’ve learned that people who are Dems, every one of them, either have no self-respect or lack half of whatever self-respect they may have had. The sad part of it all is that they’re shooting themselves in the foot but are too dumb to see it.”
“You mean ‘blind.’”
“That, too.”
“What do you say we take a short commercial break, shall we?”
“Only Love Can Break a Heart” (2:51)
“And we’re back with Roving Reporter. So, Roving, how have you been keeping busy?”
“Well, now, I’ll tell you. In one of my archeology magazines, I saw an advertisement to download a must-have Mars app, so I did. What it does is follow the rovers around to see what they see in real time. I don’t know if it was done on purpose, but one time this rover climbed a slope up the side of a rather steep incline for a half hour or so; must’ve been at least 50 yards, maybe a little more. Well, anyway, it comes across this little opening on the side of a cliff face, so it goes in. You know they’re all equipped with lights and shovels and stuff, so it goes in about 30 feet when it pops out into a large cavern and guess what?”
“I couldn’t possibly guess.”
“Cave paintings that look the same as the 67,800-year-old ones that were recently discovered at the Liang Metanduno cave on Muna Island, near Sulawesi, Indonesia.”
“On Mars? No way. You mean the ones with lions and horses?”
“Handprints, too.”
“On Mars?”
“Yep, on Mars, in red and yellow and black pigments.”
“How come it wasn’t on the news? You’d think a lot of people would be interested in news like that.”
“Well, I certainly agree with you, but unfortunately, our time is up. Vote MAGA, or please having the common courtesy to move out of my country. If voter fraud were punished immediately maybe we wouldn’t have these problems to begin with. Goodnight, all.”
“Michelle” (2:42)
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