Gays, not Straits, of Hormuz (RR)

by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026

(Apr. 5, 2026) — “I followed in the footsteps of Our Savior, cherishing every stride. I was approached by a burka-clad person who said, ‘I speak English.’ I replied, ‘Then have you ever heard of the GOLDEN RULE?’ ‘What rule?’ the burka asked. The ‘Do unto others as you would have done upon yourself’ rule. The burka just stood there, transfixed, and I saw the eyes watering up. Before I turned the corner going onto the next street, I looked back and the burka was still standing there.”

“Sugar Shack” (2:24)

“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The idiot mayor of NYC, Mamdani, had the unmitigated gall to profess a knowledge of Christianity by saying that Good Friday is a ‘day of sacrifice’ for Christians. What an idiot. All Muslims do is murder, atone, revenge, payback and sacrifice, don’t they? With us to sort it all out is our in-house shrink, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. How you doing, Zork?”

“I am fine. I liked your opening statement, and then that part about that idiot Mamdani who is, I’m sure, itching for an Oct. 7th in Brooklyn as soon as he can replace the city’s finest with Muslim cops.”

“This fraud of hospices and ‘learing centers’ is rampant, billions missing. What’s your take on it?”

“My take is to make the thieves pay back what they stole, every penny, with interest. None of this ‘hidden wealth’ where they spend a year or two in jail and then come out millionaires. They hide the money, rent safety deposit boxes under a false name and fill it with gold.”

“Yes, they can be very inventive as to how and where they hide the stolen money.”

“Now as far as those who participate in election fraud, arrest them as traitors with the appropriate public sentencing.”

“I understand you’ve a new book on the horizon; like to tell us about it?”

“That’s why I’m here, to hawk my new book, ‘The Weak Link.’ It’s written as a novel where an honest DA gets totally frustrated with the weak judges who coddle the guilty.”

“Sounds interesting. It seems there’s quite a few bad judges in our country these days.”

“Now isn’t that the truth? We have a Supreme Court Justice who is as dumb as Senator Tillis, who thinks Pelosi didn’t orchestrate the Jan. 6 sham of an ‘insurrection,’ thereby hiding her and Pence’s own for real insurrection at 3:30 a.m. by certifying fraudulent votes that made Biden ‘win’ over Trump.”

“That is true. Tell us more about your book.”

“With pleasure. The hero of the story is an honest district attorney who, as you can imagine, has a rather hard time of it. He wants to do the right thing, as he doesn’t go after the homeless, the poor and the disenfranchised. He goes after the bad ones, and it comes to pass that he realizes that the weak link in the whole justice system isn’t the criminals in the streets; it’s the ones wearing the robes in the courts, the judges.”

“Just as in real life.”

“You got it. So, there’s this really bad judge, you know the kind, a flaming lib who sets a criminal free who goes out and slits the throat of a young lady.  So, this DA, our hero, has had enough and charges the judge with ACCESSORY TO MURDER. Has the judge arrested right there in court; has him booked, fingerprinted and a mug shot taken.”

“Never happen in real life.”

“No, you’re right, the chances of an honest DA are pretty doggone slim. They all belong to the same club, all the lawyers and judges, sit at the same luncheon table and are partners on the course. Some hands are greased, favors traded and it used to work, crooked as it was, until our young ladies start getting murdered in broad daylight.”

“They get arrested.”

“So, what if they’re not executed? Put them in jail and then let them out? Deport them? I don’t think so, and neither does the DA in my book. He finds a judge and a jury who understands the Constitution, is what he does. Finds the bad guys, some wearing robes and some not, and you’ll have to read the book to see how it ends.”

“That’s not fair.”

“Either is life, which is why you need to be armed. Never be unarmed and helpless, but even more than that, be aware that you have a right to life, and if anyone threatens that life, you have the right to fix the problem, something that our current so-called ‘justice system’ is failing to do.”

“Sounds like it’s a good book.”

“It most certainly is; $19.95 and the shipping is free. There’s one chapter that was a lot of fun to write, chapter 7, about how out-of-touch with reality the leftwing loonies are. I mean, they’re dumb as a DEI hire Supreme Court Justice, and that’s saying a lot. ‘Straits of Hormuz to Gays of Hormuz’ is how dumb they are. The ‘No Kings’ rally where they can’t cite one thing Trump has done wrong, but they hate him just the same.”

“They hate Trump because they’re told to hate him, but the Fake News never says why.”

“Just like the idiot hostesses on ‘The View’ ; they say they hate Trump but never give a reason.”

“It’s been nice having you on the show again, and we wish you the best on your new book. This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Zork, wishing each of you a good night and a Happy Easter: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

“Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine” (4:12)

Pastor Dunkin