by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Mar. 11, 2026) — “The Muslim coalition is as tight as a drum, as they say. They are out-birthing us and soon they’ll be out-voting us as they shove SHARIA LAW down our throats. Every bankrupt and abandoned Mom & Pop grocery store will be a mosque which is, in reality, an armory. They’ll try and abolish the SECOND AMENNDMENT, and as soon as they do that, we’re toast. The SAVE AMERICA ACT isn’t going to save us.”
“Mine Would be You” (4:00)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest needs no introduction. He is a successful author of too-numerous-to-mention psychiatry textbooks for the neighborhood layman shrink, a successful movie screenwriter and producer, a part-time host of our show and a good friend. I now present Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. Welcome aboard, Zork.”
“Thank you for having me on your most popular show. I especially enjoyed your opening; truthful as always.”
“I’m glad you agree. So, you don’t think so much of the Save America Act.”
“On the contrary, I applaud the SAVE AMERICA ACT, but we can walk and chew gum at the same time. We can have honest voting and also deport the Muslims. We can save our country.”
“I feel a ‘but’ is coming.”
“Yes, I’m afraid you’re right. But we won’t deport our Muslims because the State Department is our enemy. It was they who opened the door to the enemy, and it is they who refuse to deport Omar and her relatives. They say they’re going to kill us, and I, for one, believe them.”
“As you should, as we all should. So, if we get it, why doesn’t the government?”
“Really, now, since when did the government be ‘of the people and for the people?’”
“Good point. And this war with Iran? Okay, maybe they won’t have ICBMs and nukes, but they’ll still hate our guts and kill Christians, Jews and Hindus wherever they may find them. That hasn’t changed, and it looks like it never will. Islam isn’t a religion; it’s a horror act.”
“And we don’t want the horror act in our country. Makes sense to me. How come the Dems don’t get it? Surely they can’t all be stupid.”
“No, but they can all be traitors.”
“Good point, and with that we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[As of today, Tina Peters is still in prison.]