by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Feb. 15, 2026) — “We’ve all heard the expression, ‘He’s got a screw loose,’ but the Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, has, according to Professor Zorkophsky, somewhere in the neighborhood of 27,600,000 screws loose, a world record, to be sure.”
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” (2:14)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is the preeminent psychologist scholar of our time, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. Welcome aboard, Professor.”
“Thank you; glad to be here, but please call me ‘Zork’ since I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere.”
“Then ‘Zork’ it shall be. This number — 27,600,000 — seems rather large. I mean, most of us only have one or, at the very most, a few screws loose.”
“I know what you mean, but there’s always exceptions to the rule, as they say. No, Gov. Walz definitely has, as of last count, 27,600,000 screws loose in his head; no lie. I was amazed at such a high number myself, but then I double-checked and even triple-checked the results and it always came out the same: 27,600,000.”
“How did you test him? What was your gauge to get such high numbers? I guess what I’m trying to say is how did you do it: count the screws loose in Walz’s head?”
“Easy; just listened to what he said and multiplied it by the amount of ridiculousness of it all. Listen: it’s like listening to any TDS person or, face it, any Dem these days: gibberish, or, in the parlance of us professional psychiatrists, ‘nut-speak.’”
“Then let me ask you this: is the term ‘nut-speak’ used by professional psychiatrists such as yourself on a daily basis?”
“Are you kidding me? That’s all you hear on CNN and the other FAKE NEWS shows, 24-7. It’s beyond amazing; it’s criminal, and if they would report the truth, who knows what would happen? Imagine nothing but good news, or at least the truth, for a change. No more of this ‘Trump this’ or ‘Trump that.’ It would be a breath of fresh air which, by the way, we all could use.”
“Now isn’t that the truth? What would happen, do you think, if a Dem would hear the truth, maybe like the 2020 election was really and truly a fraud and that Trump honestly won that election?”
“It would be like teaching a two-year-old how to play the card game of solitaire, is what it be like. Imagine, a two-year-old accepting defeat without the crying and subsequent tantrums? It would be catastrophic, for sure. The end of the world, and not just figuratively speaking.”
“Imagine Jerry Nadler, D-NY, on the floor, on his back, kicking and crying, foaming at the mouth to learn that Trump can’t be bought –FOR REAL — and that his kids aren’t druggies and Trump is – FOR REAL — the best thing this country has ever had since George Washington and Abe Lincoln rolled into one. I’d like to see that.”
“And we would, too if only the FAKE NEWS would report the truth instead of the political slant they give everything, including school shootings, tariffs and the stock market.”
“And people are still unhinged; isn’t that what you say? Is the word ‘unhinged’ another one of those prescribed psychiatric words you professional shrinks use every day in your practices?”
“For sure, and many more that you’d be surprised to learn.”
“Try me.”
“Very well. ‘We have to pass the bill in order to know what’s in it.’”
“Heard it.”
“’You can keep your doctor.’”
“That, too.”
“’The FBI* went to Mar-a-Lago to murder Trump and his son, Barron.’”
“Fake News.”
“Tina Peters railroaded.”
“More Fake News.”
“How about there’s no bad news about Muslim rape gangs and all the murders worldwide, including those in Iran, because Muslims own controlling interest in news organizations?”
“That’ll work. I’m sorry, but we’ve just run out of time and so this is Pastor Dunkin, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*FBI: Have those agents that took part in the Roger Stone and Mar-a-Lago raids been fired yet? And if so, have their pensions been revoked? What kind of country are we living in, anyway? They break the law and walk? Following an illegal order will get you fragged.]
[Note: Hey, Trump, the key is to deport the Muslims. You want to be polite with the English-educated Muslims, that’s your bag, not ours. Deport them all and then talk.]
“Rhythm of the Falling Rain” (2:34)