by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Feb. 8, 2026) — “Throughout history, there have been documented cases of mass hysteria. Lynch mobs come to mind, as do the modern-day mobs infected with TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome, that has less to do with President Trump than with the brain’s refusal to accept the truth over group acceptance. People tend to go with the crowd by ignoring deductive reasoning, weighing facts, and standing on their own two feet regardless of the consequences. Those who are anti-ICE suffer from TDS, a mental disorder which, in normal times, would relegate the sufferer to a one-way ticket to the psycho ward. These are not normal times, being egged on by the FAKE NEWS, the voice of the DEEP STATE, a voice that needs to be ignored and silenced forever.”
“Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye” (3:34)
“And that was my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky, enlisted in the U.S. NAVY on his 18th birthday, went to a war and came back nuts. Went to the VA for help and all they gave him was pills which didn’t help, so he got his degree in psychiatry, worked for the VA treating combat stressed-out PTSD patients and was subsequently fired for refusing to prescribe ‘downers.’ He taught at university level for the next 30 years and became a bestselling author of self-help psychiatry textbooks geared to the amateur shrink. Since retiring, he has been touring the ‘chicken salad circuit’ hawking his wares and has, in times of need, been a guest host for this very program. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for having me. I immensely enjoyed your opening, especially the part about ‘mob rule.’ Here’s the thing about mobs — and I’d say a ‘lynch mob’ is the epitome of mobs — nobody to date has ever reasoned with a mob at any time for any reason.”
“But it’s out of control. I mean, these loonies, these ‘mob rats,’ just run around in circles, not knowing what they do or the consequences of their actions. They are nothing more than fodder for their puppet masters, who control them through the FAKE NEWS or by stipends of fiat money.”
“Isn’t it amusing? I mean, how stupid can people be? They believe they are anti-Fascist when, in fact, they act exactly as Fascists would act: crazy.”
“But dangerous.”
“Anyone who believes in the hype, the make-believe hype, is dangerous.”
“They are shooting themselves in the foot and don’t even know it.”
“They’ll never know it until it’s too late, reminiscent of those waiting in line for the showers at the Auschwitz Concentration Camp.”
“The key is communication. If the FAKE NEWS would report the truth, then all would become clear.”
“That would be like ‘The View’ apologizing for the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax.’ Never happen.”
“Well, you got that part right. It just so happens I wrote a book about mob rule: ‘The Lowest Common Denominator of Human Behavior: Mob Rule.’ It’s a rather in-depth study of frenzied behavior.”
“Let me ask you this: is ‘frenzied behavior’ an accepted professional psychiatrist’s term that is used on a daily basis?”
“For sure. You’ve got to be nuts to interfere with ICE-deporting child molesters and human traffickers, or even any illegal gate-crashers. That’s the bottom line. Let the Feds do their job – unhindered – so we’ll all be safer. These ICE protesters aren’t doing us and even themselves any favors, of this I assure you.”
“But how are the TDS nuts ever going to learn the truth if they never hear it?”
“The FAKE NEWS must be required to report the truth instead of lies. What the mob hears is ‘garbage in, garbage out.’ These detrimental and ridiculous ICE protests must stop because we can’t be living in a country that is divided by those who know the truth and those who haven’t a clue. Those who haven’t a clue are the mob – ANTIFA — and getting more dangerous by the day. They’re being fed lies and they’re so dumb they never even question the validity of what’s being shoved down their throats. ‘Orange Man Bad,’ as if that makes a lick of sense.”
“Are they too far gone to ever accept the truth as the truth?”
“I’d say most of them, for instance The View’s audience, believes that being a registered Democrat is good and not being a member in good standing in the Communist Party, which they are but just too stupid to know it.”
“So, all Dems are Communists and want the destruction of the USA?”
“Yep.”
“But they’re too stupid to know it?”
“Yep. The brain’s mechanism for survival of the TDS-infected is to not believe the facts, irrespective of how the facts are presented. If they begin to question why they have TDS, the whole house of cards may come tumbling down upon them and off they go to the funny farm, that or suicide. The brain can fool the owner into believing a lie as the truth, hence TDS.”
“And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Zork, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Victory in Jesus” (4:18)
Pastor Dunkin