by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jan. 25, 2026) — “It was the age of hypocrisy; it was the age when judges ignored their oath to the Constitution. It was the age when the Fake News reigned supreme; it was the age when mental illness was accepted as a viable defense for lawbreakers. It was the age when being patriotic was a crime, when wishing a better world for the children was forbidden, when fear surpassed reason; it was the age when the inmates ruled the roost.”
“Blazing Saddles Theme” (3:09)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock will be our featured guest, but before we get to her I have a few things I must get off my chest.
“First, as I’ve always said, judges are the weak link of our Republic. One would have respect for judges if many of them weren’t sorry sleazes on the take, but that’s what we’re dealing with these days; we’re all the victims of the Dems’ destruction of our country, even our neighbors who have no knowledge of the Constitution or wish to. Each of us is a target of repeat offenders, starting with our most vulnerable: our children.
“By this time even the dumbest Democrat has finally realized that they have morphed into a diehard Communist, that the Bill of Rights is outdated and that the Constitution was written by ‘old white men,’ as if the authorship of the document is in question and not the content.
“And speaking of content, if the sentence for treason was the death penalty then half the politicians in the United States would have been executed by now, starting with such lowlife characters as Barry Soetoro, aka Obama; Chuck Schumer and all the Communist governors such as Newsom, Walz, Whitmer, Hochul, Hobbs and all the others who have ‘sanctuary’ anything in their state.
“We need to rewrite the treaties we have with all the countries that the illegal gatecrashers are from, the one that reads ‘The USA has the right to execute rapists, murderers and pedophiles wherever they came from by public hanging.’
“And now it is my great pleasure to introduce to you, Madam Shylock [‘Fortuneteller’ (2:41)], our in-house fortuneteller. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. Well, do you have any thoughts about the Deep State?”
“Thank you for having me on your show. It’s surprising how many people recognize me nowadays, just for being on ‘Pulse.’ I liked your opening and I think the midterms will be the final litmus test on how the country will tilt, either to the left towards Communism and poverty or to the right towards Capitalism and prosperity.”
“One would think there wouldn’t be any question about it.”
“One would think so if it weren’t for the Fake News and the millions of gullible and stupid people out there who have absolutely no idea what’s at stake.”
“What is at stake?”
“Well, first they want to impeach Trump; I mean, we’re talking about the 2026 midterm elections. They want to put Trump in jail for the rest of his life and follow with everyone who supported him. There’s lots of examples they can copy, starting with North Korea, China and Iran with ISIS and the Taliban as jailers and executioners, although, from the looks of things, our own Jan. 6 guards seem to have the meanest and uncivilized parts down pat.”
“This sounds like the Deep State’s last hurrah.”
“Very possibly, but they need to be taken down once and for good. The Deep State, the Fake News and the useful idiots all need to fade off into the sunset, never to be seen nor heard from ever again. Bottom line is that Socialism has never worked and it never will work. The adults in the room understand at least that much.”
“That kind-of leaves the protesters out to dry.”
“Good riddance to each one of them. If an ANTIFA protest happens near me, I’ll be there holding a sign that reads, ‘ANGEL MOMS,’ ‘LAKEN RILEY,’ and ‘JOCELYN NUNGARAY.’”
“They wouldn’t have a clue.”
“Maybe so.”
“And with that we’ll call it a night. This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Madam Shylock, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Springtime for Hitler and Germany” (3:33)
Good show. Well said.