by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jan. 20, 2026) — “Garbage in, garbage out. Fake News in, lies out. And like a sponge, the brain soaks it in until the point of ‘Deception Reality (DR),’ the hibernation state the brain retreats to when confronted with rational choices but chooses the stupid course, i.e., flying a plane into a building or murdering for the sake of murder as what occurred on October 7th.”
“Horn Concerto No. 3 in E Flat Major, K. 447 – Allegro” (3:38)
“And that’s my opening. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest, Professor Zorkophsky, just wrote another bestseller, an in-depth analysis of the brain when confronted with nothing but lies. Did I say that right?”
“Good enough; can’t see it from my house. Look, the book was written specifically for the amateur neighborhood psychiatrist so there are quite a few professional psychiatry terms used throughout the book.”
“Are the words ‘nuts’ and ‘looney tunes’ used?”
“Every other page, I’m sure. How else could one describe Chuck Schumer, as an example?”
“Care to list some others?”
“Read the book. I basically explain the reasons behind TDS, ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’”
“What is the main cause of TDS?”
“The root cause of TDS is simply the lack of education, specifically what we shrinks call ‘groupthink,’ which is how they choose late-night television talk show hosts: whoever the dumbest in the audience can relate to is hired.”
“Big bucks.”
“You’re telling me. Advertisers gear the ads to reach the dumbest, which is why you never hear four-syllable words and every betting commercial shows only those who win, as if the winnings are directly from the printing presses and not from losers who fall for the hype.”
“Care to give us an example?”
“For sure. ICE wants to deport an illegal-alien child molester and rapist who is a suspect in multiple murders and child porn trafficking, but the protesters are out there in force throwing rocks and bricks at the agents. Go figure. Same stupidity as flying a plane into a building or what happened on Oct. 7th; same irrational mind set.”
“And that is called?”
“A few steps away from reality is what it is. Look, if you vote for chaos and the destruction of our Republic, if you’re a traitor and hate the USA, then you vote Dem. If not, then you vote against the Dems, not for the Dems, understand?”
“Try again.”
“You don’t have to vote Republican because you like Trump; you can vote Republican because you like the United States and her Constitution. But you must vote because if you don’t vote, then your possible vote automatically goes to whoever wins. That’s how it works, like it or not. Even if you don’t understand it, that’s what happens to your vote even if you didn’t vote. Face it: it’s called ‘life.’ Get used to it.”
“That’s the way it is?”
“That’s the way the cookie crumbles. If you don’t care about the future of your country, vote Dem. The timeline is that the USA will accept Sharia Law in 2050. The Islamic timeline is right on schedule.”
“What about the Department of Homeland Security?”
“Here’s a news flash for you: the DHS is aiding and abetting the Islamic takeover of the USA for if it weren’t, Omar would’ve been deported long ago. The simple fact is that the State Department and the DHS handed out citizenship papers to millions of Muslims and now they’re here with their anchor babies and no one, not even Trump, is doing one darn thing about it. It’s called ‘reality.’ Get used to it. Our country is toast and there’s nowhere to run.”
“But there must be something we can do?”
“We can deport the Muslims, but we don’t care. Wait, let me rephrase that. We care, the people care, but the government doesn’t give a hoot. Just look around and tell me I’m wrong.”
“Well, you’re not wrong, and with that we’ll call it a night. Good luck on your book. This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“In the Misty Moonlight” (2:54)