by Henry, ©2025
(Nov. 28, 2025) — “They say there’s an edge, a boundary, the ‘side’ of the known universe. Ever wonder what’s inside a Black Hole? What if our universe is the inside of a Black Hole? That would make the edge of our universe the Event Horizon of a black hole. Crazy? The fact is that there are surprises waiting around every corner for those who are paying attention.”
“If Not for You” (2:56)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For sure, the world is a fascinating place, and science provides us with ever-changing explanations of what we’re looking at. Still, the question of ‘How did it all start’ intrigues us but, perhaps more important, ‘Why are we here?’ even more. To help answer these age-old questions we’ve asked Professor Wert to be our featured guest. Welcome back aboard ‘Pulse,’ the most-viewed information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for the invitation, but I’m telling you, I don’t know what the heck you’re talking about. ‘Why are we here?’ is about as meaningful to me as asking, ‘How many angels can sit on the head of a pin?’ It’s not that I don’t know; it’s that I don’t care.”
“You don’t care?”
“Care about what? So maybe what we see is not real and the real world is the Australian Aboriginal’s ‘Dreamtime.’ All I know is what I think I know, and most of that is wrong to start with.”
“How do you figure?”
“I figure only half of what I see is real and nothing that I hear is the truth and go from there.”
“So much for a politician’s campaign speech.”
“Okay, then, how many times has some politician said they’re going to make America ‘energy-independent?’ I’ll tell you: every one of them, including Trump, but I also ask you this: who did it, make the United States energy-independent? Trump and only Trump. Sayanora, OPEC and giving the Arabs money to wage Jihad* upon the world, what we’ve been experiencing since World War II.”
“That is true.”
“And speaking of the Fake News…”
“We were?”
“Look, whenever Trump is mentioned, you must include the Fake News. Now you and I know that you can’t have a country without borders, right?”
“Of course not.”
“What if you’re a map-maker? What would you do about the United States? I mean, they collect taxes but give the money away to ‘campaign war chests.’ Now I ask you, how corrupt is that?”
“Hold on, will you? I’m the interviewer and you’re the interviewee so I get to ask the questions, got it?”
“Then ask good questions. Ask when will Ilhan Omar be deported; ask how those in Congress who voted for sending weapons to Ukraine and made money from arms manufacturers be made to hand it over; ask why Hillary isn’t in jail; ask to see Barry Soetoro’s (Obama’s) BIRTH CERTIFICATE, the real one, not the fake one he gave us just before LTC. Terry Lakin was released from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary for asking the same question.”
“Good points. We’ll pause for a short commercial break.”
“Crying in the Chapel” (2:23)
“And we’re back with Professor Wert, the well-known author of children’s books. Written anything lately?”
“Matter of fact, I have. I even brought a signed copy for you.”
“Why, thank you. How thoughtful of you; wrapped in Christmas paper. What’s the name of it?”
“‘Henry Goes to the Big City.’”
“Me? You mean I’m your ‘Henry?’”
“The one and only. I tell of you riding on the train where, in order to buy a ticket, you must declare if you’re an animal or a victim. Later, you fly to Mexico, and in order to rent a vehicle you must take a driver’s test while intoxicated.”
“You mean ‘drunk?’
“As a skunk. And then you go to India where, to rent a scooter to a big truck, you must demonstrate your propensity to overload it, so you get on some kind of ‘stupid drivers who overload cargo and tip over going around a corner’ online video.”
“Well, that sounds somewhat off-the-cuff.”
“It is, trust me. I’d like to say something about the murder in our nation’s capital the other day. When I was in the military and stood guard or shore patrol, I treated the job with respect and 100% enthusiasm.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean when I had the guard I chambered a round with the safety O-F-F**. And when I walked the beat on shore patrol, whenever we turned a corner one of us would ‘go wide’; in other words, go out into the street to see if anyone was on the other side in the case of blind corners, understand?”
“So, you’re saying those soldiers weren’t prepared?”
“Port arms instead of weapon slung. Maybe they had great training, but the bottom line is that the bad guy killed someone he never met in his life; didn’t know anything about her, just shot at the two of them out of nowhere and ended a life.”
“They don’t think like us.”
“Not even in the same ballpark; off by a county mile; a defense of ‘certifiably insane’ is justified and execute them anyway. They all are, I mean, murdering for nothing, for what? To them it makes perfect sense, like Oct. 7, but to us normal rational people it doesn’t and never will.”
“I think we can all agree to that. And that’s all the time we have so this is Henry, along with Professor Wert, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Jihad: FYI, they kill more Christians than Jews; just read the daily reports out of Africa.]
[**O-F-F: Okay, it’s not what they teach you but, bottom line, here I am. Now about walking that shore patrol beat. The thing is, some sailors or Marines would get drunk and decide to beat up a couple of shore patrol guys; you know, the ones who wear the large ‘SP’ armbands; ambush them coming around a blind corner, at night. You get the picture.]
“Got a Lot 0’ Livin’ to Do” (2:43)
Henry