by Henry, ©2025
(Nov. 22, 2025) — “So sorry; off you go, ANCHOR BABY. Now, because your parents were either illegal or undesirable immigrants, you go back, too. Round them up, ICE. We only take LEGAL IMMIGRANTS. For those of you who have a problem with that, 5 YEARS MINIMUM.”
“Goodbye Baby” (2:08)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us to sort it all out as our featured guest is ‘Turtle Who Sits on Rock in Moonlight.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most enjoyable information show in its time slot.”
“So nice to be back; thanks for the invite, and please call me ‘Mr. Turtle’; deal?”
“Deal. So, you heard my opening; what did you think of it?”
“Loved it. Long time since I heard the truth. Should’ve been enacted last century and even the one before.”
“I’m glad you agree with me.”
“You’re more than welcome, Henry.”
“And that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. How can you be ‘more than’ welcome?”
“Easy. Ever hear ‘pretty please with sprinkles on top?’ Same thing.”
“Oh, thank you. Now to the problem with the kids born of people who shouldn’t be here.”
“No problem.”
“What do you mean, ‘no problem?’”
“Just that. No anchor babies, no problem and that’s all there is to it. Anyone reading more into it, well, don’t, unless you want to spend the next five years behind bars. And that includes judges, in case anybody was wondering. Don’t.”
“Clear enough, at least to me. No such thing as an ‘anchor baby.’ Keep it simple. Let’s pause for a short break, shall we? Be right back.
“Mariage d’Amour” (4:30)
“And we’re back with Mr. Turtle who was explaining evolutionary wipe-out events. Mind sharing with our audience what you were just speaking to me about?”
“Not at all. Catastropic events happen from time to time; it’s inevitable. Tsunamis and mudslides, volcanos and tornadoes; fact of life. Living in a cave atop a mountain, well, safe until a meteor slams into you or a comet explodes above. Be one thing to have advance warning, but if the whole continent goes sliding into the abyss, what chance does anyone have?”
“Golly, but could you tone it down a notch or two?”
“No problem. The problem is to get along with your neighbors because if something catastrophic did happen, maybe you’ll be needing a helping hand; ever think of that? And it would be nice to have a friend helping rather than being denied the chance to live another day.”
“Could you give us an example?”
“Easy. Ship sinking and you’re the captain of the lifeboat that’s about to be lowered and there’s only room for only one more. A couple of women come running up, one wearing a cross and the other a hijab. Any questions?”
“Not a one. So, the Muslims are taking over the USA because?”
“Because, as a country, we have no regard whatsoever of those who died for our Republic. We harbor no lineage to those who fought for the Constitution. Maybe a long-lost relative died fighting for justice 300 years ago, but we don’t care; heck, we don’t even care about anyone buried in Arlington National Cemetery.”
“Really?”
“Yes, not even our government can protect us from stupidity and heartless individuals, many of those in our government. Look, bottom line: talk is cheap; it’s actions that count.”
“You mean, ‘Don’t judge me on what I say but what I do.’”
“Right. We want to make nice with some Arabs, bring them over, give them more freebies than our homeless Veterans yet say we support the Constitution, freedom and our way of life. Not.”
“‘Not?’”
“That’s right. You can’t have Muslims with their Sharia Law and the Constitution living side-by-side; you can’t have freedom and Totalitarianism ruling congruently. Never happen or, if it is happening, one of them must give.”
“Looks like the Muslims will win unless we stop this anchor baby nonsense and this hijab and burqa ridiculous fashion statement.”
“I’m afraid so.”
“But who do we have in this country who will put their foot down and deport the very people who say they want to kill us, tell us they will kill us? Is there anybody?”
‘I’m afraid not. We have a government that doesn’t care about the future of our country. Talk is cheap, but actions speak louder than words, and I haven’t seen any action, just a lot of talk.”
“Without action.”
“Drop bombs on Iran but allow synagogues and churches to burn. Badmouth Hamas yet allow Muslims to drive vehicles into crowds of Christians. Allow people in the United States of America to publicly advocate for the destruction of Israel. Free speech does not include the destruction of our Constitution.”
“I think we’ve heard enough.”
“I certainly hope so.”
“Goodnight.”
“I Sang Dixie” (3:52)
Henry