by Henry, ©2025
(Aug. 28, 2025) — Get indoctrinated into Islam by going to college or going to prison; either way, when you leave, you’ll have traded common sense for no sense at all. – Proverb by Henry
“Walk, Don’t Run” (2:02)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky will be our featured guest, but before we pick his brain, I want to just say that today’s Democratic candidate for anything comes from the bottom of the barrel in every loathsome category known to exist because today’s Democrats are NOT the Democrats of JFK. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And glad to be here; an oasis of straight talk; no needless innuendos and areas of grey.”
“How poetic.”
“Plus, we need to weed out Socialist professors. Socialism has never worked and it never will, so why in tarnation beat a dead horse? Because they don’t have anything else, that’s why. The day JFK died was the day the Democratic Party died, and that’s my opening.”
“I like it.”
“Thank you. Holocaust deniers, Christian haters; common sense out the window. I say replace all the statues that the idiots toppled and face the fact that our Republic is evolving into what the Founding Fathers had in mind from the get-go, if we would just let it, no thanks to woke judges. I think 90% of the commercials on TV are written by a handful of woke Obots, maybe from the same sick ad agency on Madison Avenue.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because the makeup of the actors follows the same game plan. It’s not the merchandise they’re selling; it’s the ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner’ take on race relations that they push. Give us a break. Now before you say anything, there’s a difference between being a racist and stating reality. The reality we see on TV commercials is that 90% of them feature 15% of the population. Seems a little skewed, does it not?”
“Sure does seem that way.”
“In the future, those who perpetuated the January 6 lie, that it was some kind of ‘insurrection,’ will be villainized to the point where future Halloween masks will be of them representing lying-two-timing-traitors. Pelosi, Clapper, Comey, Hillary, and Brennan will be immortalized for all the wrong reasons. It’s called ‘payback.’”
“I like it.”
“And let’s get back to basics.”
“Basics?”
“Marriage is between a man and a woman. That’s it; anything other than that is a ‘Civil Union.’ A wedding cake can be only for a man and a woman. There are no exceptions. Any questions is a free ticket to the ‘Funny Farm.’ There are no possible exceptions since there are but two sexes. And shrinks that prescribe pills for the mentally ill need to be called out for what they really are: insane sadists who prey on the gullible who believe the lies of the Fake News: ‘enemy of Democracy’ is but an order to commit murder, and then suicide. A neatly wrapped package: let others do the dirty work so people such as Joy Reid, Joe and Mika Scarborough, Rachel Maddow, and Hillary can deny being an accessory to a murder charge.”
“Makes sense.”
“As you may know, I worked at the VA as a psychiatrist treating combat-related PTSD patients. The VA’s solution was to hook the poor guys on pills – drugs – that made them, for want of a better word, zombies (brain-dead Veterans). I refused, so they fired me, which turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me. After that, I went private and wrote a whole series of books, mainly how to be an amateur psychiatrist, but even more I got to treat the nuts without the drugs. Treating adolescent mental illness with hormones (drugs) is criminal, and I would yank the psychiatrist’s licenses posthaste.”
“Couldn’t agree with you more. Anything else?”
“Just an observation about what I learned from treating PTSD: most of them are paranoid, like 99% of them. I had a patient who feared running out of tuna fish; I kid you not. He’d have hundreds of cans, and then a food drive would come along and he would donate his stash and start all over again. Another had bags of cat food, and yet another feared his wife cheating. The list is endless.”
“Sad, is what it is. Well, it’s been educational and entertaining at the same time. Remember not to let AI out of the bag; there’s a chance it’ll turn around and bite us. This is Henry, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Hold it.”
“Yes?”
“Face it, we live in a violent country. I want every girl 18 and older to always have a gun handy, like in a holster on the hip, loaded and chambered, ready to take out the bad guy at a moment’s notice. Graduate from college or prison, you come out so warped as to fly a Hamas flag. I ask you, how utterly stupid is that?Imagine anything so wasted as the human mind, from hopeful to hopeless in four short years.”
“Agreed. Goodnight, all.”
“Not so fast.”
“What now?”
“All this talk about how the VA is doing so much better, that everyone is as happy as a clam; I don’t think so.”
“You don’t?”
“I’m not buying the hype, is why. You want the truth? I’ll tell you the truth. The VA is still shoving pills down the throats of people who should know better than to trust the government for anything. So, the VA has an 800 ‘HELP’ line to call, but what it is, what it really is, is to make the Veteran either raise their blood pressure through the roof so they have a heart attack or make them go postal: one or the other. ‘HELP’: what a joke, and the joke’s on the caller, the Veteran who called for help. All they get is ‘Press 9 to repeat the main menu or ‘0’ to get even more frustrated than you already are.’ And that’s all I’m going to say before I lose it and go ape.”
“So, even highly qualified psychiatrists lose it once in a while?”
“The correct professional clinical phrase is ‘going bananas.’ And, yes, I’m afraid we do tend to go off — another professional term – ‘the deep end.’”
“Goodnight. Care to join me in some fresh eel eggs on toast? Meet you out back at the picnic table.”
“The Battle Cry of Freedom” (3:13)