The Abandoned British Isles (RR)

by Henry, ©2025

(May 21, 2025) — “Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few*.”

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We take great pride in reporting the bad along with the good as exemplified by our featured guest, Professor Wert. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“Thank you for having me, although you might want to change your mind after I tell you that the home of King Arthur, the Magna Carta and Charles Dickens is on the verge of going under.”

“You mean England and Ireland are sinking into the North Sea?”

“In a way, yes, sinking to be forever gone to the ‘Caliphate of Despair: Ye Who Enter Abandon All Hope, for All is Lost.’”

“Sounds rather dire, wouldn’t you say?”

“For sure, no doubt about it. Truth is, believe it or not, often not good news. I say it all started years ago when the Archbishop of Canterbury sided with Islam instead of the teachings of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, when he trashed the ‘Golden Rule’ in favor of denying women equal rights under the law.”

“That’s when the floodgates opened?”

“Exponentially, from two Muslims on the street corner to the whole town in a matter of 20 years. The English, Irish and the Scottish turned a blind eye, and even when the Muslims ran down and beheaded Lee Rigby back on May 22, 2013, and the English people didn’t even bat an eye, turned their collective backs and didn’t start deportation hearings on the Muslims that were in country but rather continued to welcome millions more onto their island.”

“What about Wales?”

“At least they’re trying to save what they have, but it’s an uphill fight when you find yourself fighting against ‘The Crown.’”

“Well, we wish them luck.”

“It’ll take more than luck; it’ll take weapons. Every mosque is an armory, a fact of life, and the sooner people start accepting that fact, the sooner we can fight the problem.”

“Problem?”

“Beheadings.”

“Oh, yes, of course. Good time for a commercial break.”

“Where or When” (2:38)

“And we’re back with Professor Wert, the author of popular children’s books. I understand you have a new one out; what’s it about?”

“The title is ‘The House of Cards’ where I explain to the little ones that Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) was nothing but a shill, a fake with a fake birth certificate. Take him down and just like a ‘House of Cards,’ all the fools, starting with Pelosi, Schumer, Pence and, as I said, all the fools will end up with cake on their faces; deservedly so, I might add.”

“Yes, deservedly so. What’s your take on Trump’s performance as our 47^th?”

“Trump gets an A+ while everyone else is light-years behind.

“Republicans, too?”

“Yep. The equation is ‘Normal Human Time one-third Trump Time.’”

“Any comment on Biden and prostate cancer?”

“No, never. Kids don’t care, adults don’t care; Dems and all the rest of us wish him well and that’s it.”

“And that’s it for us, too, so this is Henry, on behalf of Professor Wert, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.”

“Hold it. I just wish to say all the people in the EU and the British Isles must do is to declare Islam a ‘Terrorist Organization’ and kick all the Muslims out once and for good, understand?

“As for England, let’s see some of the WWII fever and get to work, go to town and save your home. You want people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage who aren’t afraid to speak the truth, who aren’t afraid to fight for their homeland. If there is a time when the people of the British Isles must step up and do what’s right, it’s NOW, or you will have lost your country and leave NOTHING for future generations. Your history will have been erased, your time on earth wasted and all those before you who gave it all will have been all in vain.”

“Goodnight.”

“Good show. I got grubs and worms: my treat.”

[*…few. Winston Churchill, 1940.]

“Mind on Fishin’” (3:22)

Henry