by Roving Reporter, ©2025
(Mar. 16, 2025) — “I Live for the Sun” (2:30)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock will be our featured guest today for some – her words, ‘shocking news.’ Can’t wait to hear it. Earlier, we were having some problems with the video feed from where she’s broadcasting, but it seems to be cleared up. How do you read me, Madam Shylock?”
“Five by five, Roving. Thank you for having me back on your most popular show.”
“Yes, we’re number one in our time slot. I’m curious, but what in the heck are you broadcasting from and where are you?”
“I’m in an old beast: you know, an outdated presidential limousine. I think this one was a backup for Kennedy or Johnson. I don’t know if it was ever used but I got it for a song. Horrible gas milage. Anyway, I feel safe in it. When I travel the small-town carnival circuit through the Midwest in the summertime, this is what I use. It even has a bed and a mini- kitchen. Oh, I’m in New Jersey, somewhere outside the town of Paterson: you know, one of the towns they showed with Muslims yelling and cheering from apartment balconies on the morning of 9-11.”
“Yes, we remember seeing that on live TV. They don’t show that footage anymore whenever there’s a remembrance of that fateful day.”
“So where are you now? I mean, why the secrecy? Usually, you’re outside in the sunshine wearing your flowing muumuu with the bright stars and your pointed hat, and when it’s really hot you’re wearing that transparent muumuu. What gives?”
“It’s a simple question of survival, Roving. I heard it from the horse’s mouth, a state trooper, that the New Jersey beaches will be closed this summer unless you have a death wish.”
“What the heck is that supposed to mean?”
“I’m talking about tourists on Mediterranean beaches being indiscriminately machine- gunned by Muslims, that’s what I’m talking about. People are starting to pay attention but they’re a day late and a dollar short.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean Paterson, New Jersey, has gone over to the Dark Side, to the side of ‘rape gangs,’ to the side of ‘religious police.’ Americans — well, most of them — believe that Islam is a religion, believe it or not, which has been a major impediment to getting the message across that Islam is a death cult that, well, just as the name says, goes around killing every living thing. Dogs, Christians, Hindus and Jews are on the top of their ‘What to Kill Today’ list.”
“You said something about ‘rape gangs.’ What the heck is a rape gang?”
“Old Muslim men like young defenseless non-Muslim girls to kidnap and have their way with day and night, weeks and going on months at a time. Very big in England, but since England, Scotland and Ireland have gone over to the Dark Side, the side of Islam and its Sharia Law, nobody is ever prosecuted for the crime of abduction and rape since it’s the Muslims’ way of life, to rape non-Muslims.”
“Way of life? Are you kidding me?”
“Wish I was, but Americans are hell-bent on this ‘separation of Church and State’ by believing that Islam is a religion instead of a death cult. Take Syria, for instance: Shia Muslims murdering Alawite Muslims. And then there’s the parents murdering their children.”
“You got to be kidding.”
“Wish I was. They have these so-called ‘honor killings’ which are nothing more than premeditated murders. Makes you sick. Muslim parents murder their teenage daughter for ‘seen talking to a boy.’ Muslim firemen let the schoolgirls burn to death because there were no male relatives to escort them out of the burning building. Muslims blow up ancient artifacts; remember those Buddhist statues in Afghanistan and in Palmyra, Syria? The Muslims will decapitate every marble statue in Rome, deface the Mona Lisa and American Gothic paintings if given half the chance.”
“Nothing new; I mean, after 1,600 years you’d think people would finally get the message.”
“You’d think so. I mean, come on, now, what’s it take? The reality of the situation is that Americans either don’t care or aren’t smart enough to care. I think it’s a combination of the two. They think Islam is a religion, on par with Judaism and Christianity, when in fact Islam is on the same plane with the CCP.”
“And the CCP is not a religion.”
“That’s right. If you take one thing away from me explaining the facts of life to you about Paterson, New Jersey, how devastating it is for our Constitutional Republic, remember this: cruelty and ruthlessness are the hallmarks of Islam.”
“We got about 30 seconds left; any last words?”
“Just this: getting rid of the Spanish-speaking gang members is great and needs to be done, but ignoring the elephant in the room isn’t so wise. Will Trump take the bull by the horns and deport Omar and every other Muslim in our country, or will he ignore what’s happening on our doorstep in Paterson, New Jersey, ground zero for the beginning of the end?”
“Well, I must say, you don’t mince words, now, do you?”
“I tell it like it is. I voted for Trump, and I know he can’t fix everything in a day, but, come on, now, at least start the process of deporting all those who want to kill us and could care less for our Constitution. I foresee two forces fighting for domination of the world, the CCP and Islam, and we’re out of the running if we don’t save ourselves.”
“And if we don’t?”
“All the rest is just window dressing, meaningless pretend to ‘do something’ for the sake of looking like we’re doing something.”
“You’re rather depressing, Madam Shylock.”
“Maybe you’ll pay me to read your fortune someday.”
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“Not a chance. That’s it, folks, bad news from one of our American towns that we just turned over to the enemy, and we wonder why so many of our Veterans commit suicide every day. Well, wonder no longer. Our government is letting us down, Trump or no Trump; the facts speak for themselves. Fact of the matter is we are losing the war against Islam and 9-11. There’s just no way to sugarcoat it; Paterson, NJ, proves it. Thanks for watching. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Madam Shylock, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Is that Henry I see on the dashboard? Taking a nap? Burger time: my treat.”
[You want the truth? I’ll tell you the truth. Either kick them out, kick the Muslims out of our country now, or don’t come crying to me about your daughter getting raped and expect an ounce of sympathy if you don’t agree with what I’m saying. And arm up, because every mosque is an armory, and don’t you forget it. Don’t take it from me; find yourself a Vet and let him explain the facts of life to you if you don’t think Paterson, NJ, is a big deal. It IS a big deal, and if it gets worse it just may never get better.]
“Jesus Loved the H*** Out of Me” (3:13)