by Roving Reporter, ©2025
(Mar. 13, 2025) — “Long Long Ago” (2:50)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I think each of us has wondered how the people in the past sculpted and moved massive heavy stones, some weighing anywhere from 20 to 100 tons. We’ve all seen them, from the pyramids in Egypt to Machu Picchu in Peru. And then there’s the obelisks, and let’s not forget the 500-ton Masuda-no-iwafune in the Kansai region of Japan. We’ve heard rumors that Henry — that’s right, our Henry — knows the answers, so we’ve asked him to come on the show and hopefully enlighten us on how the heck they did it.”
“Wrong.”
“Pardon me?”
“You’re wrong. You said I come on the show and spill the beans about how the ancients moved such heavy rocks, from Stonehenge to the massive black granite sarcophagus recently discovered in Egypt. Not so. I’m not saying I’m with you in not having a clue how it was done, although my ancestors, as far as I know, were a pivotal part of the equation.”
“No way.”
“Yes, stories have been handed down from frog generation to frog generation.”
“Can you share some of those stories with our audience?”
“Sorry, my lips are sealed. Let me explain. When a frog tadpole becomes a full-fledged frog, there is a ritual not dissimilar to a Bar Mitzvah where certain truths are revealed and an oath taken never to reveal them. So, there you have it. For real. I may know how those heavy stones were transported, but then again, I can’t say; understand?”
“Yes, I understand. I, too, took an oath when I joined the military to support and defend the Constitution, which is why I voted for Trump.”
“You know, don’t you, that in order to become a United States citizen you have to declare that you’ll agree that the Constitution is the law of the land, and that you can’t be owing allegiances to any other law except God’s law: the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule.”
“But the Golden Rule isn’t a law.”
“But it’s God’s law that tells us how to live with others, Roving. Some have it, others don’t.”
“What about Rashida Tlaib, Henry, does she have it, the Golden Rule?”
“Get with it, Roving; she calls herself a ‘Palestinian,’ for goodness’ sake. She hates Jews, Christians and everyone else. She wouldn’t know what the Golden Rule was if it bit her on the foot.”
“And Ilhan Omar, where does she owe her allegiance?”
“Somalia, 110%. She’s just another run-of-the-mill lowlife American Jew-hater, Christian- hater, Constitution-hater, women- and dog-hater, freedom of speech hater and hates you and I.”
“I understand you have friends living in Israel, is that correct?”
“Yes, I do, and they are armed, just as I am.”
“That’s funny, I don’t see any guns on you.”
“That’s because I’m wearing a Frog Suit. It’s designed to mimic the skin of a frog but it has lots of hidden pockets. Look here, this is where I keep my shotgun and AR-15; the revolvers, pistols and knives are on my ankles and on the top of my feet. I’m always armed, even when I swim.”
“Well, that’s nice to know.”
“One of my friends was invited to that Celebration of Life fest that Oct. 7 but changed her mind at the last minute. I think she wanted to see that movie ‘Joshua,’ which she did. Said it was one of the best movies she ever saw. Heck, with all her firepower she might’ve turned the tide that day.”
“The IDF really let their guard down, didn’t they?”
“Well, I’d say we’re just as blind as Israel; I mean, we have millions of Muslims in our country just waiting to introduce Sharia Law and then it’s all over. I’d say it’s just a matter of time until another Oct. 7 hits somebody, somewhere. It could happen in Australia or France, in Palm Beach or New York City.”
“Or Africa.”
“In Africa Oct. 7 is an everyday occurrence. Ho hum.”
“I’m afraid we’ve run out of time, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Henry, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Did you know that Chuck Schumer is pro-Hamas? Nothing new here, is there? Burger time: my treat. Oh, Madam Shylock sent over a container of grubs with sautéed night crawlers.”
[What am I missing here? Tlaib and Omar hate us, every one of us. They hate the United States of America and her Constitution, so how come we haven’t kicked them out yet? If any of you have a clue, please comment. This is what I’m saying: you cannot possibly be a Muslim and a citizen of the United States, and if you are, you’re a traitor and deserve the consequences, whatever they may be.]
[Another way of looking at the same problem is to ask yourself, “WHAT ARE THEY (Tlaib and Omar) DOING HERE?“]
“Fading Love” (4:00)
Roving Reporter