by Roving Reporter (RR), ©2025
(Feb. 4, 2025) — “Johnny Angel” (2:15)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Ever since the ‘Come-Back Kid’ became our 47th president, Professor Zorkophsky has been overwhelmed with patients complaining of President Trump’s ever- constant wins. Face it, there’s just too much winning going around and some of us are having a pretty hard time processing it all, so we asked Professor Zorkophsky to tell us what’s going down. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for inviting me to explain the latest pandemic to hit our shores, with the exception that this latest panic is homegrown and not the deadly concoction that ‘Evil Dr. Fauci’ brewed in his laboratory in China. I am so overwhelmed by desperate people just begging me to treat them so much that they’re waiting at my clinic at 4:00 in the morning.”
“No way.”
“I’m serious and it’s not funny, not by a long shot. At first, I thought it was no big deal, but they kept showing up, earlier and earlier, so I thought maybe there’s something to it, something to be concerned about after all.”
“I never thought it was that serious; I mean, really?”
“Same here, so I studied 20 normal people who were going bonkers with all of Trump’s wins, and I discovered a new mental disease, believe it or not.”
“Oh, we believe it.”
“I thought you would. I discovered the ‘WINZ DISEASE,’ the manifestation of the brain’s ability to succeed beyond expectations to such a degree to make people go bonkers.”
“I see. Then let me ask you this: is the word ‘bonkers’ a real psychiatric term? I mean, is it really an accepted word used by professional psychiatrists such as you?”
“But of course. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“So let me see if I got this right. You’re saying that people are going nuts because Trump wins too much; is that right? Alright, and then you studied the people who couldn’t take Trump’s winning so much that a new mental disorder manifested itself; is that what you’re trying to tell us?”
“Mitch McConnell has it. So do Chuck Schumer and Pocahontas; they all suffer from Winz.”
“Interesting. Is there a cure?”
“The only cure I’ve come up with is to go ahead and accept MAGA and live your life as normally as you possibly can.”
“That’s it? And you charge money for that advice?”
“No, I don’t charge anything.”
“So MAGA is good?”
“The best, and ‘WINZ’ is curable.”
“But only if they accept MAGA?”
“Yep, that or suffer every day for the rest of their worthless lives.”
“Bottom line, Trump is not playing games. We get it, and thank you for spelling it out for us. Don’t like winning? Move, move out of the way; at least keep your mouth shut. If anyone out there still believes that the 2020 election was fair and honest, hope you catch Winz. And so, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork, wishing our loyal audience a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. A new disease; how about that? Burger time: my treat.”
“Homeward Bound” (2:59)
Roving Reporter
One reason it is hard to cure WINZ is that every Trump win is presented to the TDS crowd as a horrible loss for America and for the World. The same people who were lied to and believed the lies that gave America Barack Hussein Obama and his puppets, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, still believe the lies about Trump because that is what the TDS media tells them. They still believe the 51 “experts” who lied about Trump/Russia were telling the truth, and that Obama choosing one of them, John Brennan, who admits to voting for Communist Party candidate Gus Hall for America’s president as his CIA director was a good thing, and not just done to protect the fraud, Obama.. Most of the so-called “legacy” media is not going to change just because their lies are exposed. It would seem WINZ could be cured when Trump policies for America are proven to work, but TDS sufferers will believe what they are told by the media, instead of what they see with their own eyes……………… I..
As usual, everything you’ve written is spot on.
Winz disease is akin to winning the lottery for those who believe in the Constitution and its Bill of Rights. But for those who suffer from TDS, all I can say is let them suffer.
I mean, look what Trump has done in just 15 days: truly amazing.
Don’t you just love it?
I do love it, and I hope Trump is preparing Guantanamo prison for Brennan, Obama and many others from the CIA and FBI, etc, etc. Treason has no statute of limitation, so it ain’t over till it’s over.for those guilty of treason…….