by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Aug. 31, 2024) — “The Fool on the Hill” (2:59)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Ever hear about letting the camel stick his nose in the tent? ‘Pulse’ has gone to great lengths and at great expense to bring you this episode so please be at least appreciative of the show if not the content.
“As you can see, I’m climbing a mountain and it’s cold, windy and it must’ve snowed a couple of feet last night. A helicopter flew us as high as it could and then we’ve trekked the last couple of miles to reach this point, a portal to the valley beyond where we can ditch these oxygen masks and tanks. Okay, maybe it’s not a ‘Star Trek’-type ‘portal’; maybe it looks like the top of a slide at a grammar school playground but, nevertheless, here we go, down the slide.
“There, that was, say, something I wouldn’t do again had I known I would’ve gone 70 mph to reach the bottom of this valley on a kiddie slide. I would’ve stayed home and Skyped the interview. Oh, well, what’s done is done so here I am, in this lush green valley that the CCP hasn’t discovered to destroy yet.
“I guess I let the cat out of the bag of the general area where we’re recording from. No matter, I couldn’t find it again unless I had the same Sherpa guide. We’re here to interview who is reported to be a ‘knowledgeable person of interest.’
“Will you look at that, a White Castle in the middle of nowhere. Oh, wait, it’s a White Castle but it’s not a burger joint; it’s the home of the person we’re here to see. Let’s ring the bell. Hello. Roving here to speak to the ‘knowledgeable person of interest.’ Follow you?
“Hello, Mr. ‘Knowledgeable Person of Interest.’ Your name is Joe? Yes, I’m an American. I’m stupid? Why do you say that? You watch American news? You get even more news on the Internet? All Americans are stupid? I’m sorry, but I beg to differ.
“Yes, I know that Islam is a ‘Death Cult’ that could be a force for good instead of evil. Yes, I know if they would get off their high horse of constantly on the warpath killing Jews, Christians and all other ‘nonbelievers’ they could contribute to the advancement of the human race rather than ride donkey carts until eternity. No rocket science, I’m afraid. Spend all their time digging tunnels.
“Yes, we all saw, or heard about, Oct. 7. That’s right; more Christians are murdered every month in Africa than Jews worldwide. I asked the IDF to release the footage of the atrocities of Oct. 7, to make the rest of the world know what we’re up against. Not a word; I mean, no, they haven’t. I don’t know why. I guess it’s too gross, maybe upset some, but people should know the truth, right?
“Well, we at least we agree on something. Americans are blind to the ‘Freedom of Religion’ thing. Yes, I suppose you’re right. Okay, okay, you are right; our stupidity blinds us about the religion thing because we think, well, a lot of us think that Islam is a religion instead of a ‘Death Cult.’ Oh, yes, it could be a vehicle for peace and prosperity, but it’s not and sure as heck looks like it never will be. Okay, it could be but don’t hold your breath.
“You think we’ve been down this road before, do you? You think that every million years or so humans kind-of start over and try it again to see if our species can leave the earth and travel to the stars? That Jesus has visited a couple of times already but not to expect him any time soon, at least in our lifetime; that’s a thought.
“You think there’s not much hope for Western Civilization, that the birth of democracy, Greece, is falling under the cloak of Islam and will be silenced and all the countries of Europe will follow suit. The United Kingdom is about to fall, same with France and Germany, and once they go Sharia-law, all the other countries will follow (fall). Yes, I understand that Canada is a hopeless cause, same for Sweden.
“You’re 100% correct, the United States will follow; it’s inevitable, isn’t it? Yes, I know that our Department of State and the Department of Homeland Security have welcomed millions of Muslims in America to destroy the Constitution; we all understand, or at least some of us do. And, no, we really don’t care about any ‘why’ or hearing the lies about fancied ‘reasons.’
“I agree, Israel should remove every Muslim from the Gaza Strip, and, for that matter, we need to do the same: remove the Muslims from the United States. Yes, I agree, it’ll never happen, and we’ll eventually succumb to Sharia and the whole human race will start all over again for the umpteenth time in a few thousand years or a lot sooner. No surprises there, are there?
“No, there’s just too many stupid people. I agree, the United States has become weak beyond disbelief, to tell the truth. CNN won, the Republic lost; it’s all a matter of time.
“Oh, I agree, every house should be armed to the gills and every woman in the USA should drive, if not a tank, at least go around, AT THE MINIMUM, carrying a lightweight .357 Magnum revolver on her person. Oh, yes, I agree, all high schools should include bow-and- arrow and gun safety curricula, no doubt about it. Right, upon graduation, all female high school graduates should be awarded a gun along with their diplomas.
“You say a woman needs to show a loaded gun to get a driver’s license? Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. You say Sayonara [“Sayonara” (2:15)] to the ‘Muslim Admiration Society,’ otherwise known as the United Nations? That they were active accomplices in the Oct. 7th massacre? Yes, I agree.
“You say that Muslims will never share the core values of the United States, that they’ll never accept the First Amendment or, for that matter, any of the Bill of Rights? Yes, no doubt you’re quite correct. So, you say the reason we have even one Muslim in our country is that it’s the beginning of the end for the experiment in democracy. That we don’t have the willpower, the brains, nor the courage to save ourselves, that we won’t deport all the Muslims from our land and, sadly, I have to agree with you.
“But we must start somewhere, don’t we? Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30”] is but the first step; at least it’s a step in the right direction, isn’t it? At least we’re in agreement on that and let the Jan. Sixers [“Justice for All” (2:24)] out of the Washington, DC gulag and all the other places where they have them stashed. Let Mike Davis render to the judges and the guards what they did – and continue to do — to our innocent Jan. Sixer citizens who were railroaded without even a trial.
“Deport them all? Yes, I heard you. You don’t think we have it, we used to, but it’s only a matter of time? I’m afraid you’re right. Did you just mention Henry? You did? You think Henry would have no compunction whatsoever in deporting all the Muslims, starting with Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar? Now isn’t that interesting, because we here at ‘Pulse’ have been pushing for Henry to do just that for a couple of years.
“Get rid of the DHS while we’re at it? Will do. The ‘Party of Common Sense’ dictates that we use our brains to save ourselves, and the ‘call to prayer’ in Minneapolis doesn’t cut it (remember the camel?). I’m afraid we’ve run out of time and so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Joe, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Any place to get a burger around here? Fresh fruit? Sounds good. Wait! Here’s my Sherpa; sorry, gotta go.”
[How about making China get out of Tibet, put some pressure on the CCP.]
[Reminder: The United States is at the crossroads of its survival. Are we to continue to strive forward or are we to regress into the Dark Ages? Let me remind you that, once the line is crossed between the Constitution and “other,” the game is over and there’ll be no going back.
On the one side are those who are too dumb to realize the consequences of going through life stupid — like a Dem — and on the other there are those who believe that equal justice actually means equality under the law for every one of us, men and women alike. This kind of belief is totally unacceptable in Islam. The Dems support anti-Israel and anti-American behavior (two- tired justice system). The question is, therefore, do you?]
“Goodbye Baby” (2:08)
Roving Reporter