by Professor Wert, ©2024
(Jul. 24, 2024) — “The Unicorn Song” (3:21)
“Good evening, all. What do you say we just wing it?”
The following is the first chapter of Professor Wert’s new children’s book. Professor Wert used to be an Intrepid Explorer but now rests his feet on the ottoman and reminisces about his exciting past when he traveled the world in search of something ephemeral and nebulous, that something he never could put his finger on but which he believed he would know when he saw it.
Once upon a time, somewhere, there lived a beautiful princess. Okay, she wasn’t a real princess and was what you would call nice-looking, but everyone who met her came away with a smile; she was genuinely a really nice girl with a good soul.
That’s not how this story starts, but I always wanted to start a book that way, the ‘Once upon a time’ part. Really, now, alligators don’t fly because their front legs would have to be wings 100 feet long; that’s a 200-foot wingspan, the wingspan of a 747. But if you want to believe that alligators did fly, you would believe whatever lies the Dems, CNN, MSNBC and the Fake News spew out 24/7 as fact.
“Trump did this bad thing” and “Trump did that bad thing,” but they never offer a concrete example, do they? They just blow hot air and then smile for the cameras, and all those who stood in line for the ‘Clot Shot’ believe the lies: ‘Russian Collusion,’ anyone? What about the laptop being “Russian Disinformation?’ If I were Chinese, I’d feel slighted. And did anyone really believe the 51 so-called ‘Intelligence Experts’ who traded their integrity for, for what? A lie, 30 pieces of silver?
I think we can all agree that the Deep State tried to murder Trump. We can all agree that the FBI and the CIA had something to do with it. We can all agree that no matter what the government tells us about the attempted assassination there’ll be nothing but lies, just as the Warren Commission was.
Kamala Harris: Border Czar. Go directly to Hollywood. Go to a cartoon studio and get to work showing what a failure Harris is on our borders. Show millions of wildebeests charging a border while alligators, dressed in Border Patrol uniforms, are standing, looking on, sipping coffee at a Roach Coach. Have the Kamala Harris character depicted as a Hyena, with accompanying soundtrack. Accept the Academy Award for ‘Best Cartoon in the Reality Category’ with great humility.
And while you’re in Hollywood, write a screenplay about Merrick Garland; maybe make him out to be incompetent and corrupt beyond redemption. Make it a religious screenplay where the main character passes ‘Go,’ straight to the everlasting Inferno. Show the flames, and in the margin write a suggestion to the theaters to turn up the heat.
And what it boils down to is we have the most incompetent candidate running against the most competent candidate for the office of President of the United States. Quite amazing, when you think about it. Now, according to ‘The View,’ Harris has somehow been changed from a complete idiot to one equally as stupid as they. I wonder how that happened. Or maybe the hostesses of ‘The View’ dumbed themselves down to Harris’s level.
The Deep State/Globalists will spend more than 3 Billion USD on this election. They’ll spin and lie like we’ve never seen before. They’ll substitute the word ‘retribution’ for ‘accountability.’ They’ll say Harris is ‘law-abiding’ and Trump a ‘law-breaker.’ They’ll ignore the phrases ‘not Constitutionally qualified’ and ‘election integrity.’ They’ll stoop down to ‘The View’s choosing a president by ‘feeling’ over facts. They’ll play the gender card, the race card, the abortion card, and the DEI card, all the while ignoring the Totalitarian card. They’ll bemoan the death of Democracy when it is they themselves who are in the act of destroying the Republic, the last Beacon of Freedom in the world.
This election boils down to the informed vs. the ignorant, the awake vs. the woke, the calm vs. the easily agitated, the peaceful vs. the violent, those who believe in the Constitution vs. those who could care less about the Constitution, and those who cherish the past vs. those who wish to rewrite history. Communists are known to rewrite history, as do the Fascists with their ‘Master Race’ philosophy. Also, dare I say those who refused the COVID-19 ‘not a vaccine’ vs. those who got the ‘Clot Shot’ – spike proteins resulting in myocarditis, but maybe that’s somewhat debatable as far as the voting goes.
Harris means men in women’s locker rooms and brain-flawed innocent individuals sent down the transgender irreversible dead-end road to suicide.
Secret Service: ‘We’ll go on 3: 3, 2, 1*.’ Keystone Kops, DEI at its best; I kid you not, and I rest my case.
Thank you for reading this.
Well, he finally found what he was looking for but by then it was too late. He was too old, and she hadn’t thought of him for too many years to count. Too much water over the dam and under the bridge. He held the Silver Spoon, but wanderlust got in the way of what could have been a Wonderful Life. And, no, he never did find the Flying Alligator or, for that matter, a Unicorn.
“Goodnight.”
[*3, 2, 1: That was the count. Most people, when they say we’ll go on 3, say, ‘1, 2, 3.’]
[We at ‘Pulse’ support the deportation of whoever we deem ‘undesirable,’ such as illegals and Muslims (Hamas flag-wavers). By the way, why isn’t CAIR in the ‘TERORRIST’ column, next to the ‘Muslim Brotherhood?’
We want school choice.
Remember to keep Maui on your mind. One of the dead they found was a young boy and his dog.]
“Wonderful! Wonderful!” (2:49)