When is a Win Not a Win? (RR)

by Henry, ©2024

(Jul. 23, 2024) — “Love Letters” (2:53)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The recent Hungarian Formula 1 race was entertaining, except for the end. Back to the day when Rubens Barrichello let Michael Schumacher pass him on the last corner to win the Canadian Grand Prix; the fans felt cheated that the one who deserved to win didn’t, just like this recent Hungarian Grand Prix when Lando Norris pulled over to let his teammate, Oscar Piastri, win. Bottom line, Piastri was awarded finishing first only when his teammate let him by; that’s when a win isn’t a win. Let’s take a quick break.”

“La Foule” (1:47)

“Okay, now we got that out of the way we can comment on Biden bowing out. I say, ‘So what?’ Same open border, inflation and crime which are impossible to defend. The win automatically goes to Trump. What do you say we have an early inauguration and start putting our country back together, reinstall Trump’s policies ASAP. Make the dollar strong again. I would like to see a Harris-Trump debate for laughs. Cackle, Cackle, Cackle. The Hyena vs. the Lion. It’s a no-brainer, but we need laughs. We deserve laughs after what they put us through. Let’s ‘drill, Baby, drill’ and ‘deport them all.’ And here’s another short commercial.”

“La Cassa De Papel – Bella Ciao” (2:14)

“Professor Zorkophsky is our featured guest who has a few words for us. Take it away.”

“Thank you for the informative introduction, especially the long-winded part about my going to a war, coming back with PTSD, getting a degree in psychiatry via the G.I. Bill, working for the VA and getting fired for refusing to treat my patients with downers that didn’t cure them by making them dependent on Prozac, Quaaludes and Sopor (methaqualone pills to render the patient a really ‘out-to-lunch’ human being).

“Now to what I wanted to say. Ever wonder why the Fake News hires marginal people? A ‘marginal person’ is a neighbor who you would not invite over for a backyard barbecue. A ‘marginal person’ is someone who is ‘not quite right.’ A marginal person is a person who is off upstairs, not quite right in the mind, someone like Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough and, come to think of it, ‘Hyena Harris.’ Fake News hires marginal people because marginal people will lie for money or because they don’t know any better, or lie because they are, basically, at their core, liars. Joy Reid is a good example of a person who never quite made it, who was and will be forever left behind, those who forever wait for the train to arrive or their ship come in when, truthfully, their train left the station years ago when the ship sailed. And that’s it.”

“That’s it?”

“Marginal people are people you wouldn’t want to be associated with. Joe Biden is a liar and a crook. Kamala ‘Hyena’ Harris is mentally unbalanced. If the Deep State was successful in the murder of Trump, Joe Biden would not be calling it quits. He would still be in there, wrecking our country as the Dems’ nominee for president. Thank you for letting me spout. Goodbye.”

“Thanks for spouting. And that’ll be it, folks: Goodnight.”

[Note: In most countries in the world, driving drunk is acceptable. And we let them in so let’s not act surprised.]

“Crying in the Chapel” (2:23)

Henry