by Bishop Dunkin, ©2024
(Jul. 14, 2024) — “Onward Christian Soldiers” (4:00)
“Welcome to our ‘Little Church down on Hawthorn Street.’ We are a church that practices the love of Jesus, the love of family, and the love of our country via our allegiance [“Justice for All” (2:24)] to the Constitution.
“Kathy Griffin’s horrible photo; Mika and Joe Scarborough’s endless badmouthing Trump (what is it, Joe, like human trafficking and Fentanyl?); Rachel Maddow anti-Trump bashing night after night, week after week, month after month, year after year; Whoopie Goldberg and The View’s monotonous boring harping of ‘the end of Democracy’ when it is they themselves who are the ones calling for the destruction of our country.
“What is it about ‘Energy Independence’ that is so aberrant, Robert DeNiro? Doesn’t common sense enter the picture, or do you want our enemies benefiting from our ineptitude by allowing the Muslims the money to buy weapons with which to kill American Jews, Christians, and American Indians?
“And Bill Maher, what about Laken Riley and Rachel Morin, or do you support the rape, torture and murder of American women?
“The Big Three: Border, Crime, Inflation have been allowed to flourish since the 2020 FRAUDULENT ELECTION. That’s right, Nancy Pelosi and Liz Cheney, the insurrection was when VP Mike Pence certified illegal votes. Every maiming and death by an illegal immigrant (“newcomer?”), by vehicle or knife, is by design, to change America in the image of Barry Soetoro (aka Obama).
“The Dems have been used. The easily-lied-to have been hoodwinked. The gullible have been led down the path of self-destruction. The stupid people have finally been given a voice with which to be counted and rewarded by the FAKE NEWS by giving the undesirables a soapbox with which to preen for others to emulate: ‘Oh, I want to be as idiotic as Barbara Streisand.’
“Let us pray. That was a darn good shot, from 450 yards away, and if it wasn’t for the electrical impulse of a muscle in Trump’s neck, he’d be past tense. A slight gust of wind, a minute electrical charge, a lightning strike on Jupiter all came together in that one instance of time to thwart the bullet’s intended target, for surely an ear wouldn’t trump the temple, resulting in instant death rather than a graze: ‘He got winged.’
“Think about it. My driving the other day, or maybe it was ten years ago, when I swerved to avoid running over a rabbit, contributed to the bullet missing its intended target. Or maybe it was when you opened the windows to let the hot air out that contributed to a hurricane in the Atlantic. It’s called the Butterfly Effect, when small incidents can lead to big consequences. How about that, Jim Carrey, because you moved your paintbrush up rather than down it created a path of air that allowed for a thunderstorm in the Rockies that put an extra quarter- ounce of rain in the reservoir that evaporated to cause, years later, a slight gust of wind that made the bullet miss Trump’s temple. Thank you, Jim Carrey, for saving our savior.
“And that’s the point of today’s sermon: we each contribute, no matter what we do. Some of us do nothing, therefore we contribute nothing, but nothing is something, right? Nothing is nothing, and what is nothing? Is it Heisenberg’s outcome that the observer contributes to the result, just by observing? Ben Franklin said every vote that is not cast automatically goes to the winner. That’s right; even if you don’t vote, your vote counts because you could’ve voted. Think ‘algebra’: if ‘a’ is equal to ‘b’ and ‘b’ is equal to ‘c,’ then ‘a’ must equal ‘c.’ Your vote counts; every vote counts.
“The other day a neighbor voiced his fear of a Trump victory, and I kept my mouth shut, refraining from saying that he was a complete idiot for watching CNN 24-7. Garbage in, garbage out. Today all that’s changed, changed forever. Next time I’ll speak my piece and if he doesn’t like it, well, too bad, right? Anybody who can’t figure it out is no friend of mine. You like an open border? You’re not my friend. You don’t mind Muslims and others who want to kill you in the USA? You’re not my friend. I’m not going to let you watch my back; I’ll feel safer if you’re gone from the game, the field and from wherever I am.
“The fact of the matter is that the world is, from our perspective, crumbling. From the Islamic point of view, they are making great strides in accomplishing their goal of world domination. France is gone; so, too Sweden. Canada and Australia are history. And the USA is not far behind. Whatever happens in Europe will happen here. Notre-Dame was burnt by Muslim arsonists, just as our churches will be destroyed. Are we blind and dumb or what?
“The hand of God preserved Trump for a reason, but he can’t do it alone. So, what to do? What can we do that will contribute to the continuation of out Republic? Be smart and be armed. For those of you who attend our church, in order to obtain admittance, one of our ushers must verify that you have a loaded pistol or revolver on your person, children excepted. That’s right; all adults must have the ability to protect themselves at all times, even in church. God gave you a brain; use it.
“We pray that we have the intellect and the courage to tell naysayers to their face that if you badmouth Trump, if you threaten the hope of humanity, we will come down on you like a ton of bricks; I kid you not. No more Mr. Nice Neighbor. No more Mr. Polite. No more Keeping My Mouth Shut.
“The hand of God preserved Trump for a reason, but he can’t do it alone. So, what to do? What can we do that will contribute to the continuation of out Republic? Be smart and be armed.
“Amen.”
[Note: Just sayin’, but Trump’s protective detail failed. Sorry, but responding — acting after the fact — doesn’t cut it. And how do we know that the so-called “protective detail” wasn’t in on it? British TV had it that attendees were pointing out the shooter minutes before the shooting and the security ignored them. What about that? They said the guy was on the roof with a rifle and the cops looked the other way. Was it incompetence taken to the ‘nth’ degree or what?]
“An American Trilogy” (4:15)