by Henry, ©2024
(Jun. 22, 2024) — “Come On-A My House” (2:01)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. One could say that the day America died was when JFK was murdered, or maybe it was when Nativity scenes on public land or a prayer before a high school football game were outlawed. Or, more recently, when Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) was ushered into the Oval Office by Nancy Pelosi and all the corrupt Secretaries of State for allowing Obama’s name to be on the ballot to ‘fundamentally change’ America into a Third World cesspool. Our featured guest, Professor Wert, used to travel extensively but now writes children’s books. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for inviting me to be on your most popular show, Henry.”
“What’s cookin’ on your end? Any new books lately?”
“I’m working on one now about an orphaned rat lost somewhere in the South Side of Chicago.”
“Anything to do with politics?”
“The ‘Daley Machine’ was mentioned, I believe.”
“Sounds interesting. Any thoughts on the upcoming debate?”
“Gas was less that $2 with Trump and over $3 with Biden; what’s to debate?”
“Good point.”
“’Open border’ means our young women are getting raped and murdered, robberies through the roof – no pun intended.”
“And none taken. These days, they just bust a door down knowing the cops won’t touch them.”
“That’s right. As long as the treaty we have says we can’t send them to prison or execute them, they’ll continue to do whatever they want. Pretty sad, if you ask me.
“We are asking you.”
“And I’m saying ‘pretty sad.’”
“What do you think about the popularity of MAGA?”
“It’s not MAGA; it’s the USA. If Trump loses, our country is dead and buried. The massive turnout and support for Trump is closing the border, opening drilling and the Keystone Pipeline and living up to our obligations to our allies, namely Israel and Taiwan. Obama, being a Muslim, makes our country look like HAMAS and Biden, being on the payroll of the CCP, makes us look like Communists.”
“What do you mean, ‘look like HAMAS?’
“There should not be one instance of antisemitism in our country, yet we have Tlaib and Omar in Congress. How utterly stupid are we, anyhow? I tell you; they hate us because we’re so stupid, even after they tell us point-blank that they’ll take over, replace the Constitution with their draconian Sharia Law, and kill us all, starting with the Jews, Christians, Buddhists, atheists, and everyone else who isn’t one of them.”
“But that’s everyone.”
“You got it.”
“Gee whiz.”
“Now do you understand? I don’t think you do. Talking to you is like talking to my cat. Islam isn’t a religion; it’s a DEATH CULT. There’s no negotiating with fanatics; complete waste of time. They won’t change their minds about anything; there is no common ground, anywhere. Forget it.”
“So, the possibility of a ceasefire, is what?”
“Hopeless, forever hopeless and had been for over a millennium. I suggest you get used to it; they certainly have.”
“Yes, it certainly seems that way. What about all those idiots who supported HAMAS? Waving flags? Chanting, ‘No Jew between me and the sea?’ They reminded me of the brain-dead statue-topplers. Remake America by erasing her past. Disgusting. We are on the path of everlasting purgatory, never escaping, forever tormented, and the only way out is by refusing to accept the status quo, to stand up and yell that those who want to destroy us must be destroyed before it’s too late.”
“That is so true. Israel has nuclear weapons, and before they go down, wouldn’t one speculate that they would erase Mecca off the map? I would suggest to the Muslims that they change their stripes before they eternally regret their stupidity, when Lady Justice finally deals with them – long overdue, if you ask me – appropriately.”
“Well said. Goodnight.”
“Twenty Days and Twenty Nights” (3:38)
Henry