by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Jun. 9, 2024) — “Brahms’ Lullaby” (1:57)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have learned that the FBI had authorization to use deadly force on the Mar-a-Lago raid. Had we known that the raid was an excuse to assassinate President Trump, we, as patriotic citizens, would have in turn used the same force to protect President Trump, his family, his employees and guests.
“Let me repeat my last statement. Just because Attorney General Merrick Garland issues an order does not automatically make that order legal. Any employee of any organization has the legal right to refuse to carry out an illegal order. Truth be told, Merrick Garland deserves to be shackled and put in a cage with bars for a window. That’s right, issuing an illegal order is just as unlawful as acting on an illegal order. The FBI’s order authorizing deadly force at Mar-a-Lago was the last straw for the employees of ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot.
“Had we known then what we know now – the authorization to use deadly force — not one of the FBI or any other law enforcement agency people at Mar-a-Lago that night would have made it out the way they arrived. Good, patriotic citizens may have taken those FBI agents and any other law enforcement types into custody and turned them over to Governor DeSantis up in Tallahassee. With us to explain it all is Professor Wert, once a world traveler and now the author of popular children’s books. What say you, Professor Wert?”
“I say thank you for having me on your most popular show. I liked your opening statement, that Merrick Garland needs to be neutered ASAP. I know he’s just one of many, but he’s as deserving as Governors Kathy Hochul, Gretchen Whitmer, and Katie Hobbs and DA’s Letitia James, Fani Willis, and Alvin Bragg.”
“We heard that the Dems have $2 BILLION ready to spend on the election; what’s your thoughts?”
“Spend all they want, but no matter how much they throw at the election, when it’s all said and done, there’s still the open border and the Keystone Pipeline is still shut down, resulting in inflation from the gas pump to the grocery store. These things they can’t hide or talk away.”
“So, what will they do?”
“I’d say lawyer up and get with the program; accept the Constitution as the law of the land; live an honest life. Go to church.”
“Never happen.”
“No, of course not. Imagine anyone on ‘The View’ getting a brain?”
“It has been hinted that Biden has committed treason. What say you?”
“Well, they’re right, you know. And all for money, a lot of money. Let’s do a money trail on each and every person who has badmouthed Trump, from television personalities to politicians to the DOJ and District Attorneys. Heck, while we’re at it, let’s not stop there. Do every politician who voted to send our tax dollars to Ukraine and throw in a public audit of the Federal Reserve. Why not? Works for me.”
“Me, too; all of us. I’m not afraid of any audit, as long as it’s an honest one.”
“Right. I want to talk to you about treason a little more, if I may?”
“Sure thing, after this short commercial break. Don’t go anywhere, you hear?”
“I Want You With Me” (2:13)
“Okay, we’re back with Professor Wert, who is going to explain the consequences of treason.”
“That’s right. Taking bribes and kickbacks from a foreign government is unlawful, is in a rarefied category that is called treason. Treason is when a person puts himself first and the country on some back burner. Treason is not only for money. If you carry a HAMAS flag you are committing treason because supporting an entity that is against the Constitution is a wrongful act in the United States. There can be no expectation of freedom of speech when an advocate suggests eliminating free speech. It doesn’t work that way. You may say you have the right to speak whatever you want, but if you say you want to kill Christians, I’ll defend myself.”
“You going to give that WWII quote now?”
“That’s right, and here it is: ‘If they say they want (or are going) to kill you, believe them.’ Same thing as saying they want to replace the Constitution with Sharia. That’s treason, plain and simple. Can’t have people go around saying they’re going to murder you. There’s got to be a line, which is why the death penalty is appropriate in treason convictions. Taking money for a favorable outcome for the other side is called a bribe.”
“Lots of politicians are guilty, I’m sure. “
“A building inspector receiving a case of bourbon at Christmas is not quite the same as taking money for a government contract, especially from the Military Industrial Complex.”
“How so?”
“Let’s compare manufacturing a bomb vs. a washing machine. You make a bomb and off it goes, exploded. No more bomb.”
“And the washing machine?”
“You make the washing machine and off it goes, to be used. Oh, my, the electric gizmo that determines the temperature broke, looks like we need a new one. Replace it yourself or call the repairman? Now the washing machine is years old but there’s a new one that will fit the bill. Off goes the old and in comes the new. After a while, the old washing machine breaks, needs parts. Eventually the washing machine gets recycled, steel melted to make a car door or a toaster oven. Big difference from a bomb, wouldn’t you say?”
“You bet.”
“One commodity is removed from the cycle while the other, the washing machine, remains in play. Politicians take bribes for war machines, and that’s a bad return on the initial investment. A tank, over the long haul, is not comparable to a washing machine. Dollar for dollar, I’d put my money on the washing machine rather than any war machine. The return is guaranteed to be better.”
“Getting back to sentencing treachery.”
“Okay, in time of war the penalty of death is often applied. Well, guess what? We’re at war, the whole world is out to get us. It’s true, our country could be over in a flash; now wouldn’t that be a surprise?”
“One heck of a rude wakening.”
“For sure. Best be armed so at least you go down fighting. Which reminds me: FBI raiding a neighbor of yours, or even yourself: think about it. You going down without a fight? Ask any of those Jan. Sixers [“Justice for All” (2:24)] if they wished they had the means to defend themselves when the goons came to arrest them for, what, peacefully protesting? Would have they fought back? Protect their Constitutional rights that were trampled on by Pelosi and Pence? I would say, offhand, that’s a rhetorical question, and if they all resisted, maybe the next illegal FBI raid, maybe the goons following illegal orders wouldn’t be all so fired up to get shot; give them something to think about.”
“That’s true, especially since the only insurrection that day was done by Pence certifying illegal votes. Time’s up. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Professor Wert, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I say execute the traitors; set an example. We only have one country, one Constitution. I say we keep it; what say you? And one more thing: I always said there were 10% of government employees who were honest and gave a hoot, but I’m not saying that anymore. Bottom line, if you’re an employee of the DOJ and the FBI, you’re the real domestic terrorists. Classifying PTA moms as terrorists or any of Biden’s rants about ‘white males’ is not only stupid, but also disruptive. Our country was on the right track before Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, came on the scene, and now look at us. Burger time: my treat.”
“My Babe” (2:34)
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