by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Feb. 2, 2024) — “You Had a Bad Day” (3:53)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is our good friend Henry who says he has an important announcement.”
“Who says?”
“You did. You said you were going to retire.”
“I may have said it but that doesn’t make it true. That’s like saying that the border is closed when it’s not. Let me ask you a question: have you ever seen a retired frog? No, I didn’t think so.”
“So, you’re not retiring?”
“Frogs have a saying, ‘A retired frog is a dead frog.’”
“So, you’re not retiring.”
“As much as the border is closed, as much as our military is nothing but a joke and as much as the Biden administration is, well — we conducted a ‘Frog Poll’ and the results were pleasantly shockingly surprisingly.”
“’Pleasantly shockingly surprisingly?’ What the heck does that mean?”
“It means, simply, that not one frog in all the world supports this climate change nonsense, that’s what. We are, however, getting ready for the magnetic pole shift.”
“How do you get ready for something like that?”
“Not much.”
“What, exactly, does ‘not much’ mean?”
“What we just said was the extent of the discussion.”
“The discussion of Magnetic Polar Shift?”
“Right.”
“Anything else?”
“Besides the obvious, not a thing.”
“Anything you’d like to say before we close?”
“You Americans are being played like a tuba.”
“You mean a fiddle.”
“Blow you over, sweep you all away with a feather. If there’s one thing we can take way from the lessons of WWII, it’s this: if someone or a group, or millions say they’re going to kill you, believe them.”
“Yes, something to remember. And so, on behalf of Henry, this is your Roving Reporter, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”