In America, 16% = 99% (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(Dec. 21, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Madam Shylock, who says she has some important news that no one will listen to. Well, I don’t quite know how to begin an interview when the interviewee is convinced that what she has to say won’t be listened to, but what do you say we give it a go anyway, shall we?”

“Fair enough.”

“Go ahead, start at the beginning, the very beginning.”

“In the beginning, the camel stuck its head under the tent flap.”

“I understand.”

“Yes, I know you understand, Roving, but most don’t. Most think of the following words — ‘Peaceful, moderate, misunderstood, undesirables that the Departments of State and Homeland Security gave citizenship papers to’ — as applying to bona fide citizens with all rights and privileges as we normal-regular citizens have, especially in the First Amendment realm.”

“The camel?”

“The beginning of the end. Think of Obama as the neck of the camel.”

“And the nose?”

“9-11 and the ‘Ground Zero Mosque.’ And even then, American citizens weren’t clamoring to have the Muslims deported; I mean, what does it take?”

“Oh, I agree. I can’t count how many shows we’ve devoted to the stupidity of the American people, when danger is staring them in the face, yet they don’t see a bloody thing. They don’t seem to listen, do they, now?”

“They’ll listen when it’s too late, like when the truth finally dawns on the people in line for the ‘showers’ at the concentration camps of WWII, believing the lies of the government. Like the lies from Madison Avenue, the advertising mecca of the United States, shoving brotherly love down our throats with every chance they get. A minority getting 99% of the airtime. Not flyin’, Jack. I’m not buyin’ whatever it is they’re sellin’, not by a long shot.”

“And what is it do you think they’re selling?”

“They’re selling a pig-in-a-poke, is what they’re sellin’. They’re selling a lie. They’re selling the end of our country that our politicians, the Department of Homeland Security and the State Department put up for sale. The ship is sinking and the Catholic Charities are gathering the sinners and getting paid for it, with our blessed tax-dollars.”

“I’ll tell you what, let’s take a commercial break to regroup here and see if we can say something positive when we come back.”

“Forget ‘positive’; how about the truth?”

“Because people can’t take the truth, that’s why. Facts don’t sell; lies sell. So, we’ve been invaded and there’s nothing we can do about it. Better to live life with our heads in the sand than face reality.”

“Right, your kind of reality.”

“Not mine, theirs. Don’t you understand? They’re here to conquer, not to assimilate. They have no intentions whatsoever to ‘embrace’ freedom and Democracy. You want to spout ‘religious freedom’ while they rape your daughter, cut off the breasts of your wife, so be it, but leave me and my family out of your warped version of ‘Brotherly Love.’ Move to Gaza if you feel that way, if you’re so far gone that you can’t see what is happening all over the world is happening here, soon to happen here in spades. And even then you’ll use the phrase ‘freedom of religion’ that you call a death cult and always will, even to the point when you’re beheaded.”

“You have a problem.”

“I have two problems, them and you.”

“What have I done? Why am I a problem?”

“Because your stupidity is threatening the lives of my family, that’s why. We have a Department of Homeland Security that is actively operating at odds with our Constitution, and nobody cares; that’s what’s happening. We have Dems looking for votes to eliminate votes; what’s the sense in that? Women voting? Going to school? Learning how to read and write? Get out of here; you make me sick.”

“Look, I’m just a lowly reporter trying to make the rent; that’s all I am. I’m read in 45 countries, so I must be doing something right.”

“Just tell the truth.”

“Okay, I will. Trump or no Trump, if we don’t deport the Muslims, forget it; what’s the point of ‘honest elections’ if, once the Muslims out-birth us and then out-vote us, they discard the Constitution and introduce Sharia Law? End of story, and it’ll happen sooner than you can even imagine, in a blink of an eye. Statues destroyed is but a baby step; then premeditated so-called ‘honor killings’ are accepted as a ‘right,’ and it’s already happening. How come that Muslim cop in Minneapolis wasn’t given the death penalty for a ‘hate crime’ for murdering that woman who called 9-1-1? I’ll tell you why: because the great majority of our judges are worthless county employees who are as dumb of one of our Supreme Court Justices who can’t define what a female is and those politicians who voted for her, down to our corrupt president who nominated her in the first place, and you have the audacity to tell me we have a snowball’s chance to save our Republic? Get out of here. I’m tired of saying it as I’m sure you are of hearing it.”

“You don’t have to convince me; couldn’t agree with you any more than I already do.”

“Before Obama our country was on the right track, but since then we’ve been derailed. We had a chance under Trump, but even with him back in it’s too far gone. I’m ashamed that I was so stupid as to serve in our military, used as nothing more than cannon fodder. Open border, my a**.”

“Yes, Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, and his sidekick, Eric Holder, sure didn’t do our country any favors, did they?”

“You got that right. For the past 1,600 years, what transpired on Oct. 7 is considered normal behavior for Muslims. Now, as for us, planes flying into buildings was just a precursor, the opening act, as it were, of a play as old as the hills, so you better pay attention to spare your sensibilities, that is, if you have any left. I don’t.  Get used to it.”

“I think we’re getting used to it.”

“Next Trump Rally: Would someone please hold up a sign that says, “HENRY” as a sign that we want the Muslims within our borders deported as of yesterday. What? You want to wait around until it’s too late? You’ll think about deportation after they vote the Constitution into the annals of oblivion. Good luck with the belief that Islam is one of the “Great Religions.” Here’s a clue: any group who follows “Kill the Jews and Christians whenever Ye may find them” is a DEATH CULT; there’s no two ways about it. GO, HENRY!”

“Good idea. Last thought.”

“So, think about this: let’s say Israel wipes out Hamas: then what? Go after Hezbollah? Okay, and then what? Wipe out Al-Qaeda? And then Boko Haram? How about going to the heart of the matter? As long as people believe in the slogan, ‘No Jew between me and the sea,’ it’ll never end, just as it hasn’t ended after 1,600 years of the same broken record played over and over again. When will it ever end? Start by erasing the pages of hate. Please support Henry as our next Secretary of Defense; it’ll be the second-best thing you’ll ever do, other than supporting Trump again as our 47^th president.

“Another way of saying all of the above if Trump isn’t our 47^th president, then all the deaths of all those who fought for freedom since 1776 and before will have died in vain; all the Veterans who sacrificed time, limbs, sanity, and life will have done so for nothing; and all those who suffered for the Constitution will have done so in vain if we don’t do what is necessary to save our country.”

“Yes, that’s true. Any last words?”

“Just this: California, Illinois, Michigan, New York, Colorado and Georgia are currently the six States that have an ‘Excise Trucker Tax’ imposed, which is all goods in those States are taxed 3% over and above inflation. The tax is awarded by weight and paid by voucher to the drivers at the weigh stations. The monies paid are from the State’s ‘General Emergency Fund’ which is usually earmarked for ‘Disaster Relief,’ yet another way that Blue States are swindling the citizens, Dems and Trumpsters alike. And that’s all I’ve got to say. Thanks for having me. Bye.” 

“And there he goes; rather rude, wouldn’t you say. But you know what? I agree with him. Trump or no Trump, if we don’t do what it takes to save our country, why bother? It’s as if a tornado is heading your way and you’re on the ladder cleaning out the gutters: what’s the point? Goodnight.”

“Justice for All” (2:24)

Roving Reporter